Slovas,
Ayadlala wena udlala imali! Mjitha sengimnandi. Izinto zami zombili sengizozibhebhela eMhlanga. Angikwazi nje ukubangisana nosikhotheni basemqashweni. Phela emva kokudla umiss Nguse edladleni lakhe eLovu, ngehlelwa yinhlanhla eyisimanga. Uyamkhumbula uKhethi? Slovaz nangu lo owathi efika la eLondon ethithiza ngamvusa ngomthondo, wafoma wangishiya nginkemile. Ngahlangana naye eSiphingo, esehamba nge-4pound mjitha. Ubani nje owayengacabanga ukuthi leyangane ingake ithenge imoto? Angisabali-ke okokugibela i-Hummer yonke. Kwangibona kuqala okunguKhethi slovaz, ngakuzwa sekusho phezulu engadlangadleni kuthi: "Hi horny honey". Phela kwakungibiza kanjalo angithi ngangikubhebha kuze kufune ukukhala. Hhayibo yisifo lesiya uKhethi umthondo wayewuthandisa okwemali. Ngiyazisholo nje mjitha, imali wayefa ngayo, wayengeke angishiye phela ukube umthondo wayewuthanda ukudlula imali. Kwafika loyaBhuti wethenda yemigwaqo, wamuka naye.
Mina bengingasamboni Slovaz, usemuhle ngokunye manje. "Jikela ngale Thando ungene sixoxe" Washo kanjalo mfana ngabona sengathi amasango ezulu ayavuleka. Mina neHummer, umthondo nesistela mjitha. Kwaba wubutata ngijikela esicabheni sepassenger, wangivulela ngangena. "Iyoze ife idla utshani, namanje usalubhada ngoCetshwayo Thando, kanti wawufundelani?", wangibuza ngokuqhosha. Ngezwa kuthi xhifi, kwathi angiphume emotshwaneni yakhe. Nakuba angiphumanga, ngasuke ngakhangwa amathanga slovaz. Umthondo wavuka same time, ngavele ngakhamisa nka, ngezwa amathe egcwala umlomo sengathi ngigatshiselwa ngoju lwezinyosi. "Usathanda ingquza namanenje Thando? Wena ngeke ushintshe, izokubulala 3 tin." Ngathi ukwethuka : "Uthi angenzenjani horny bunch uma ngibona kucwebezela langangidlala khona, Uthi usangangibhebhisa nje sewaba wu-top shayela kanje?" Ngambona emoyizela kancane lapho ntwana. Wangibheka ngqo ezinhlamvini zamehlo. "I miss you horny honey, akekho phela umuntu ongangibhebhisa okwakho, yima esazozalwa", wakhuphula amawindi esilwane athi tzzzzz athi thaqa phezulu. Wangibamba wangisondeza wangishaya ngesivuthayo isqanda lova, kwaxega amadolo, kwasiza kona ukuthi ngangihleli emotweni. Wangidedela, waphinde wehlisa amawindi emoto tzzzzzz. Idimile i-Hummer yakhe ntwana, angikholwa ukuthi abadlula ngendlela basibona.
"Asihambe siye kwami uma ungajahe ndawo", washo wangithi laphalazi ngamehlo a-sexy ini! Ngashiso okukaVusi Ximba wodumo, may his soul rest in peace, "ekhaya-ke mntanami." Wamoyizela kancane uKhethi, ngoba yayivele iduma imoto, wafaka eliyaphambili, sanyelela isilwane sikamhlola. Wathi ngcingci amabhathini ambalwa, kwaduma ungoma. "Fasa ibhade sikhotheni singaboshwa", eshi uKhethi wayesenguye nje, zonke izinto ayevame ukungigcona ngazo wayesazikhumbula. "Thando, kwakusiza ukuzwana nami, impilo yakho izoshintsha for ever kusuka namhlanje" Slovaz, ngangicabanga ukuthi uyachoma ngoba esencono. Lutho Slovaz, wayekhuluma iqiniso lodwa. Nawe uyazibonela nje ukuthi sengishintshile. Baphela abantawana yimina. Awufuni ngikugaxe okhahlambeni Slovaz sidle iDollar nawe? Uma uqeda ukufunda lemessage, ungiphendule Slovaz. Mina vele sengimnandi, sengize ngathenga ngisho islahla sikaBMW. Kukhala abantwana laphaya ko-UKZN uma ngidlula ntwana. Ngisezintweni manje Slovaz, uKhethi ungifake ntshi, phakathi kuye nasezintweni. Uyangincanywa loyamntwana ntwana, ungikhumbuza izinto zami ezimbili zase Lovu. Kodwa engathi uLovey sekuzombedela. Angikwazi ukudlana nabafazi babantu sengimnandi. Ngathi sengiyabona amaHeadlines eLangeni "Kubhadanywe isiqumama saseMhlanga nomfazi womuntu". Ngiyamjinda ntwana. Sekosinda yena u-miss Nguse.
Eish, ntwana naku umsebenzi ungixina kabana, phela ngikhanda i-dollar manje, angisenaso isikhathi sokudlala. Uma nawe ntwana ufuna ukuba mnandi ngena la, ungayithathi njengehlaya lento ntwana ngi-serious. Nansi imali yezipoki idunusile. Zwakala khona-ke ntwana : SIDLA IMALI YEZIPOKI uma ucabanga uthi ngiyadla yindaba yakho leyo. Wosala uncela izithupha
Next time ntwana ngokuxoxela ukuthi sabhebhana kanjani noKhethi that very first day engigibelise ku-Hummer. Manje ngisaba nokuthi uzosuke uqhanyelwe ukhohlwe ukumba imali yezipoki. Kanti ngifuna ubemnandi nawe ntwana. ungakhohlwa, angidlali sidla idollar la ntwana, khohlwa indaba yokuloku uphulula amasende. Nansi IMALI YEZIPOKI
Till next time ntwana. Kunganjani sihlangane kwa-Max, siyophuza laphaya phezulu ntwana, angithi nathi sesiyizicukuthwane?....
Iyaqubeka
Kwaphela ukuphapha
Ayadlala wena udlala imali! Mjitha sengimnandi. Izinto zami zombili sengizozibhebhela eMhlanga. Angikwazi nje ukubangisana nosikhotheni basemqashweni. Phela emva kokudla umiss Nguse edladleni lakhe eLovu, ngehlelwa yinhlanhla eyisimanga. Uyamkhumbula uKhethi? Slovaz nangu lo owathi efika la eLondon ethithiza ngamvusa ngomthondo, wafoma wangishiya nginkemile. Ngahlangana naye eSiphingo, esehamba nge-4pound mjitha. Ubani nje owayengacabanga ukuthi leyangane ingake ithenge imoto? Angisabali-ke okokugibela i-Hummer yonke. Kwangibona kuqala okunguKhethi slovaz, ngakuzwa sekusho phezulu engadlangadleni kuthi: "Hi horny honey". Phela kwakungibiza kanjalo angithi ngangikubhebha kuze kufune ukukhala. Hhayibo yisifo lesiya uKhethi umthondo wayewuthandisa okwemali. Ngiyazisholo nje mjitha, imali wayefa ngayo, wayengeke angishiye phela ukube umthondo wayewuthanda ukudlula imali. Kwafika loyaBhuti wethenda yemigwaqo, wamuka naye.
Mina bengingasamboni Slovaz, usemuhle ngokunye manje. "Jikela ngale Thando ungene sixoxe" Washo kanjalo mfana ngabona sengathi amasango ezulu ayavuleka. Mina neHummer, umthondo nesistela mjitha. Kwaba wubutata ngijikela esicabheni sepassenger, wangivulela ngangena. "Iyoze ife idla utshani, namanje usalubhada ngoCetshwayo Thando, kanti wawufundelani?", wangibuza ngokuqhosha. Ngezwa kuthi xhifi, kwathi angiphume emotshwaneni yakhe. Nakuba angiphumanga, ngasuke ngakhangwa amathanga slovaz. Umthondo wavuka same time, ngavele ngakhamisa nka, ngezwa amathe egcwala umlomo sengathi ngigatshiselwa ngoju lwezinyosi. "Usathanda ingquza namanenje Thando? Wena ngeke ushintshe, izokubulala 3 tin." Ngathi ukwethuka : "Uthi angenzenjani horny bunch uma ngibona kucwebezela langangidlala khona, Uthi usangangibhebhisa nje sewaba wu-top shayela kanje?" Ngambona emoyizela kancane lapho ntwana. Wangibheka ngqo ezinhlamvini zamehlo. "I miss you horny honey, akekho phela umuntu ongangibhebhisa okwakho, yima esazozalwa", wakhuphula amawindi esilwane athi tzzzzz athi thaqa phezulu. Wangibamba wangisondeza wangishaya ngesivuthayo isqanda lova, kwaxega amadolo, kwasiza kona ukuthi ngangihleli emotweni. Wangidedela, waphinde wehlisa amawindi emoto tzzzzzz. Idimile i-Hummer yakhe ntwana, angikholwa ukuthi abadlula ngendlela basibona.
"Asihambe siye kwami uma ungajahe ndawo", washo wangithi laphalazi ngamehlo a-sexy ini! Ngashiso okukaVusi Ximba wodumo, may his soul rest in peace, "ekhaya-ke mntanami." Wamoyizela kancane uKhethi, ngoba yayivele iduma imoto, wafaka eliyaphambili, sanyelela isilwane sikamhlola. Wathi ngcingci amabhathini ambalwa, kwaduma ungoma. "Fasa ibhade sikhotheni singaboshwa", eshi uKhethi wayesenguye nje, zonke izinto ayevame ukungigcona ngazo wayesazikhumbula. "Thando, kwakusiza ukuzwana nami, impilo yakho izoshintsha for ever kusuka namhlanje" Slovaz, ngangicabanga ukuthi uyachoma ngoba esencono. Lutho Slovaz, wayekhuluma iqiniso lodwa. Nawe uyazibonela nje ukuthi sengishintshile. Baphela abantawana yimina. Awufuni ngikugaxe okhahlambeni Slovaz sidle iDollar nawe? Uma uqeda ukufunda lemessage, ungiphendule Slovaz. Mina vele sengimnandi, sengize ngathenga ngisho islahla sikaBMW. Kukhala abantwana laphaya ko-UKZN uma ngidlula ntwana. Ngisezintweni manje Slovaz, uKhethi ungifake ntshi, phakathi kuye nasezintweni. Uyangincanywa loyamntwana ntwana, ungikhumbuza izinto zami ezimbili zase Lovu. Kodwa engathi uLovey sekuzombedela. Angikwazi ukudlana nabafazi babantu sengimnandi. Ngathi sengiyabona amaHeadlines eLangeni "Kubhadanywe isiqumama saseMhlanga nomfazi womuntu". Ngiyamjinda ntwana. Sekosinda yena u-miss Nguse.
Eish, ntwana naku umsebenzi ungixina kabana, phela ngikhanda i-dollar manje, angisenaso isikhathi sokudlala. Uma nawe ntwana ufuna ukuba mnandi ngena la, ungayithathi njengehlaya lento ntwana ngi-serious. Nansi imali yezipoki idunusile. Zwakala khona-ke ntwana : SIDLA IMALI YEZIPOKI uma ucabanga uthi ngiyadla yindaba yakho leyo. Wosala uncela izithupha
Next time ntwana ngokuxoxela ukuthi sabhebhana kanjani noKhethi that very first day engigibelise ku-Hummer. Manje ngisaba nokuthi uzosuke uqhanyelwe ukhohlwe ukumba imali yezipoki. Kanti ngifuna ubemnandi nawe ntwana. ungakhohlwa, angidlali sidla idollar la ntwana, khohlwa indaba yokuloku uphulula amasende. Nansi IMALI YEZIPOKI
Till next time ntwana. Kunganjani sihlangane kwa-Max, siyophuza laphaya phezulu ntwana, angithi nathi sesiyizicukuthwane?....
Iyaqubeka
Kwaphela ukuphapha