Isibumbu sentombi nto - EO

Iso liwela umfula ugcwele. Kwakungonakele lutho izintombi zisemi ngezinyawo, zisacula zisho ngamathanga azo abushelelezi. Amehlo ayegezeka impela, negazi ngangilizwa lifudumala. Ikhona intokazi iso lami elalingasuki kuyo. Wayemuhle yini pho umntanomuntu, wawungafunga ukuthi akalubhadi endlini encane. Lelitshitshi lalisho ngamabele amile mpo kuhle kwetotolozi yengane ivuka ebuthongweni.

Amehlo ami awasukanga kulembali engase ngiyikhile. Ngambuka waze wakhophoza umntanomuntu. Angidelanga, ngaloku ngimuthe nje njo. Kwaze kwakhuza umngani wami esasize naye emcimbini. Kwazifanele nokuthi wayethela amanzi emhlane wedada, Angangawasusa amehlo kudade lo. Wawungafunga ukuthi ngibuka umbukiso bhanyabhanya. Kwaze kwagcina kuphele amahloni eseshelini sami. Ngasibona singibuka simoyizela ngafunda ezindebeni zaso zomlomo ukuthi sasithi  : "Hawu yini kodwa ukungibuka kangaka?". Ngangingazi nokuthi ngiyakwazi ukuzwa inkulumo ngokufunda nje izindebe zomlomo zinyakaza, ngabona ngalo lelo langa ukuthi ngiyakwazi.

Umcimbi wawuqhubeka nje mina ngase ngifisa kuqedwe, kengizibike, ngibeke amabili amathathu ngoba ngase ngivele ngibona ukuthi kwakungasewona kakhulu umqansa, ngoba naku nesesheli sami sase sibonile ukuthi sengisikhethile. Ukumoyizela kwaso kwanginika ithemba, ngasho ngathi jabula mphimbo uzogwinya. Thina bantu basemakhaya sazi ukuthi azikho izintombi nto emalokishini. Nami ngangazi kanjalo, ukuthi kuzigcwalele omasigebengu elokishini laseMbali. Emva kwende inzukazikeyi, kwenziwa imidantidanti angingasayikhumbuli nakuyikhumbula, ngingayikhumbula  kanjani ngoba mina ngangizibukela itshitshi.



Kwathi kungaqedwa, ngazidlisa satshanyana, imbuzi yagudla iguma, ngaye ngafika qathatha esimomondiyeni. Ngambingelela wavuma, wase exolisa wathi usaya koshintsha ngoba kwabe sekumakhazana. Wangishiya engitshele igama lakhe kuphela. Kwakungavumi ukuthi ngimkhulule ngingakatholi nenamba yeselula yodwa le, kodwa ngabuye ngazikhuza, ngamdedela wahamba. Emva kwehora ehambile, ngazibona ngiyisilima esindlebende kwabo : "Ngobuye ngimbonephi kodwa? Damn!". Yayingibambise isidanga sevondwe intokazi yaselokishini, nami ngadlala ukuba ngowakwantuthu ngayidedela yakhala amaphepha.

Emva cishe kwamahora amathathu, nami sengize ngazixolela ngobubhanxa bami, qhamu thushu uLerato. Ngezwa inhliziyo ithi kla. "Sengibuyile bhuti, bewufuna ukuthini". Ngamcela ukuthi siye emotweni. Wavuma. Ngabona ukuthi sengiwinile. Phela akuyi lubuyayo laphaya kweyami imoto. Yindlu evaliwe, idimile, ongaphandle akaboni lutho olwenzeka ngaphakathi. Sangena ngakhiya izicabha, ngavula umculo wakhalela phansi. "Yini kodwa ukungibuka kangaka bhuti, ngidleni olwakho?" Ngambuka ngamoyizela : "Lutho nkosazana, ukuthi nje sengifile uthando lwakho and lendaba kamashela angiyithandisisi kahle. Kunganjani kesizikhiphe ngelinye ilanga siyongcebeleka olwandle, sobabili nje sweety?" Ngambona emoyizela kancane ngasho ngathi wadla sebentina wangaphezulu. Phela eMbali sibizwa ngosebentina bangaphezulu, angithi ekhaya kukwaMadlala, ngasesontweni lasemaRomeni.

Sathi ukuxoxaxoxa, ngabona ukuthi usencibilikile, ngathi ukumphuluphulula amathanga, noma aqale wathi ukugxumagxuma, wagcina esethambele umthetho. Sagcina sesiqabulene ngisho ukuqabulana. Pho ayemahle yini amathanga akhe. Umthondo wawusumile uthe mpo kimi. Umqondo nawo sewumile ungasacabangisisi kahle. Ngaqala kancane ngiphulula amathanga isandla sakhuphukela njalo...njalo njalo. Pho ayeshisa yini amathanga ka-Lerato! Kwakungumlilo. Angikwazanga ukufika esibunjini. Ngangithi uma ngithi ngizama ukukhuphukela awathi ngqi. Nami ngingesiye umdlwenguli, ngibonge kona ukuthintiswa into enje. Ngaqhubeka ngincenga. Lutho, lawavala thaqa amathanga itshitshi. Ngabe sengiziduduza ngokuthi ngoba lalivumile siye eThekwini ngempela sonto eyayilandela, ngangoncenga kancane ngize ngifike emphelandaba.



Sabe sesidumelana ngo-kiss ovuthayo, wacela indlela u-Lerato. Ngathi ukumlibalibazisa, ngagcina ngehlele ngezansi. Wangishaya ngokiss wabe esethi : "Yingako ngikuthanda nje wena bhuti wasemakhaya uyahlonipha. Ungangiphoxike bhuti wami." Waphuma emphelandaba. Wathi angavala isicabha semoto, ngabona ukuthi ngangihlangene nezimbila zithutha ziholwa ngemhlophe phambili. Ngangihlale ngibadida nje, ngaleliyalanga ngangiqondane nomaqondana. Yavuka yema mpo induku ungafunga ukuthi yayisisho yona leyo ndaba ithi : "Ngamila esilimeni!"

Hummer-Devil2 - EO

...wawubuka umthondo wankema uKhethiwe. "Come closer my love, there is something special I want to whisper in your ear", washo ngezwi elisexy. Ngasondeza indlebe wanginyenyezela. "Ngifuna ungibhebhe like a China bull right now, I want a quicky, please. I bet you, ngizochama kuqala kunawe." Ngawuza unqekuza umthondo wena owabona umeleko uzowola abantu kade bedla isiqatha ematsheni.

Wangibamba wangisondeza wathi : "Ngifuna uyeke ukuloku uzingcolisa ngecena, ngifuna ukukuzwa ungichamela right inside, isidoda sakho sishisa kamnandi uma sengisizwa sigcwala isibeletho, you are the man..". Ngazizwa kuthi angikhukhumale uma esesho njalo uKhethiwe. Ngathi qala ngasesangweni lapho kwakusithe ngakhona amasecurity, ngathola kucwebile, isango likhiyiwe. Ngamsondela bra wami. Umthondo lapho usuqine uwugodo. Wangisondeza, walala wabheka phezulu : "Ngifuna ungibhebhe the natural way, ngingowakho sthandwa sami, take me to the small heaven" washo ezincengela wangithi laphalazi ngagcwele uthando amehlo. Ngavele ngenza njengoba ayesho, "I obliged", kwazisholo omodel-C.

Kwavele kwafika umqondo engingawazi ukuthi waqhamukaphi wokuthi kwakungenzekani uma ngimhlaba ngingachami? Ngimbusise ngomthondo kodwa ngingamchameli khona ngangizoloku ngimphinda nje. Nebala ngayisondeza imakwethu, seyimile mpo. Ngaqale nganga yifaka phakathi ngadlalisa umsunu ngekhingqi, ngalehlisa ngagudla izindonga zegolo ngaye ngayo ngqinda ekugcineni, ngezwa kunyibilika livulelka livaleka igolo likaKhethiwe. Ngethuswa wuye esethi : "Please my love don't punish me, I'm horny like hell, stop fooling around. Fuck the damn punani!". Ngamziba ongathi angimzwanga...

Ngowubhuxeka umthondo, ngezwa ingquza yakhe iwubamba iwudedela. Ngamsondeza ,ngathi ngisambamba izinqe ngimdonsela kwimakwabo, ngamuzwa ekhala enqamukelana phezulu, ngake ngethuka ngicabanga ukuthi wayezwa ubuhlungu. Isibindi saze sathi gidi sengimuzwa engibongela: "Wawushaya mfana, wawushaya wawujikijela, Thando kamamah yingako ngikuthanda nje ungifikisa kwandawo, la bonke bengafiki khona. Sewuze wangiphendula isifebe sakho doti" Washo wangi donsa waze waqhiya, wacimeza, waqumela phezulu. Ngezwa igolo lakhe livutha bhe sengathi yimbawula ebusika, kwema ingqondo. Ngafenda ngasheshisa ngezwa umzimba ukitaza wonke kwaze kwayofika right on the tip of ubhozo. Ngabhonga nkunzi: " Oh yes Khethiwe... sengiyachamaaaa! Wangibamba wangisandeza walihlekeza lonke igolo wathi: "Ngichamele babah, I'm ready for your love. Ngasithulula isidoda ngamuzwa egxuma kancane eqhwisha qhwisha kuhle komuntu emuka nomfula. Wangisondeza wangibaqaza ngaze ngezwa ngiphelelwa ngumoya, waye wathu dedelele ngamuzwa ethu : "Whu!! shit!! That was the best fuck ever". wangithi manqa ngokiss ovuthayo.

Emva kwa-kiss odumisa ikhanda wangidonsa ngengalo sangena endlini saqonda eshoweni sayogezana kuhle kwezinsizwa kade zigqemene izingozi emsindweni. Pho ume kahele yini uKhethiwe, kwathuka sekuvuka khona phansi kweshower okuyinduku. Ngambona engibuka wayesethi : "Lomthondo wakho kawubongi, sewungibhebhe kangaka usaloku unqekuza ubala" wawuthi va ngasandla walala same time.
Phela wawushaya kabuhlungwana. waxolisa wathi wayezobuye azixolisele ngokungibhebhisa, hhayi iquicky the next time. Waze wangihleka wathi uma ngithanda wayeyoze angibhebhise ngemuva, kwelezicukuthwane.

Kuyazalwa kweminye imizi, ngiyakutshela wena...

Usisi Bongi 2

Iyona round ayikhonzile usisi Bongi lena.I”round”yantathakusa emashidini sibhebhana
sesike sathi hlwathi isithongwana sigonene.Maye liyangibulala igolo kulesisikole
engikuso.

Ngempela igolo liyangibulala.Njengoba sengike ngababhebha kanye kanye usisi Bongi
no”mam”Skhakhane,ukubhebhana kwami nosisi Bongi akuseyiyo imfihlo.Uthisha
omkhulu nabanye ababili abangenalwazi.Bonke laba bahlala behamba
ngama”weekend” kanye no”mam”Skhakhane.Usisi Bongi uhamba nge”month
end”kuphela.Indoda yakhe iyona efika e”macottage”.Nakhona yeqisa iviki ngoba kukude
lapho isuka khona.Nayo ayinazo nezincane izinsolo ukuthi njengoba ehlale esifica
ndawonye kungenzeka ukuthi siyahlabana.Phela asilingani.Usisi Bongi usisi impela
ogcweleyo onesigqi nesithunzi.Mina ngisewumfana onomzimba omncane.Kodwa
umthondn ngiwushaya kunjalo.Ahlanye usisi Bongi.Indoda yakhe uma kade
imvakashele ithi isuka nje sibe sipiqana.

Ayikho into exoxwa u”mam”Skhakhane nosisi Bongi uma bendawonye.Umthondo
kwaphela.Ngibavakashela njalo ntambama endlini yabo.Sengidla ngisho khona.Okwabo
kuba ukukhiya umnyango bavule iradio.Bayawagxeka amadoda abo
ngokukhathala.’Uma usushadile weBongi indoda ikudla kanye ngeviki.’noBongi
aphendule,’Mina angikashadi noBiyela kodwa uvele athi uyangonga.Angazi ngifuna
ukongiwa yini?’Mina sengizonconywa-ke.’Ayi iyasijabulisa ingane Bongi.’NoBongi
aphendule.’Ngaziqalela mina njalo ingane.Silokhu sipiqana.’
Ilezo zingxoxo eziye zenze ngizithole sengibulawa igolo.Banele bangaxoxa lezo labosisi
bavele bangivule uziphu bakhiphe umthondo.Izandla zabo ezi”soft and
warm”ziwu”massage” kamnandi umthondo wami.Nami lapho vele ngibafake iminwe
ezingquza.Ngiyobezwa begegetheka,’Awu we ma!Kwaze kwamnandi e”cottage”.Babuye
bakhumbuzane.’Ushadile njalo Skhakhane uzongibangisa enganeni.’Aphendule’It’s part
of life ukubhebhana.Ngingeke ngiyeke umthondo wengane umnandi kanje.’Awu lapho
ngibone sekwenyuswa iziketi kube uwashiywa.Ngike ngibangwe kusize ukuthi ngayizolo
ngisuke ngiqale ngobani.Bese beyavumelana ukuthi akuqale ubani.
Nginesitulo engivame ukuhlala kuso.Umthondo ngiwukhipha uqonde ubheke
phezulu.Ozobhejwa enyuse iziketi,angixamazelele.Oyedwa ayoma ngasewindini.Aqaphe
ozophamisa.Uma kukhona uthisha ozo”knocker”ngiwumboncule sihlale silinde aphume
sibuye siqhubeke.Lingibulala kanjalo igolo imihla ngemihla.Ngenza”sure”ukuthi lowosisi
engisuke ngimbhebha uyachama.Bese ngibhebha owesibili.Bahlale bewubabaza
umfutho engibabhebha ngawo labosisi.
‘Nisale nibhebhana.’Kusho umam Sikhakhane esevalelisa kuyi”Friday”eseya
ekhaya.’Izosala ingibhebha ingane.Namuhla sizozitika ngembhebho.Ingane izobe ithe
khaxa emathangeni kasisi wayo.Ntathakusa ngifuna umthathanduku.Ayive imnandi
leyo”round”,sekuyosa.’Bahleke babhansane.’Pho iyabhebha yini ingane!’.Sekusho
u”mam”Skhakhane
Nebala sekuyosa ngiphakathi emashidini,ngizwe ngaye usisi Bongi esengidlalisa
umthondo.Isandla esithambile esifudumele siwuthi xhakathi umthondo wami.Silele
sibhekene.Bengikade ngilele umthondo uphakathi egolo.Phela senginomkhuba wokuthi
uma sibhebhana nosisi Bongi ngingawukhiphi uma sengimchamele.Vele sigonofelane
size sizunywe ubuthongo umthondo ulale egolo.
Ngizwe usisi Bongi esenginyakazisa.Udlalisa isiqu somthondo wami.Nami ngishutheke
umunwe ngimdlalise umsunu.Ngimuzwe ebubula unkabi lo.Umthondo wami olale egolo
ngiwuzwe uqina phakathi egolo.Nalo limanzi.Ngiwukhiphe uqine unjalo.Ngenwaye
ngawo umsunu kasisi uBongi.Uma ngiwuthi shwi ngejwabu emsunwini ababayele usisi
Bongi,”Owu!Owu!”Ngiwuphindisele ngiwudibhe egolo.Awu uyohlala umnandi wegolo!
Akukhathalekile ukuthi besekukade ngilibhebha ngaphambilini.Awu umthathanduku!
Vele kushise kamnandi engutsheni.Siyafendana nalosisi silele ngecele.’Awu umnandi
wengane!Angikaze ngiwuzwe umthondo omnandi kangaka empilweni yami.Ingabe
wafundiswa ubani ukubhebha?Awu uBiyela uma engajumisa angafica ingquza
iphelile,ungiqedile wengane’.

Umthathanduku.Sengingaphezulu.Ulithe hleke igolo.Ngiphakathi
kulawomathangakazi.Ngimgijima ngomthondo onke amakhona engquza.Silokhu
siyabubula sobabili kumnandi.Amathanga ngide ngiwapholisha ingaphakathi lawo
ngezandla.Impela nakamam Skhakhane awafiki kakasisi Bongi.Sifendana impela
sekuyashisa naphakathi kwamashidi.Izingubo zizishonele eceleni.Abuye angithandele
nangemilenze usisi Bongi.’Uyangijabulisa uyangenelisa wengane.’Kumnandi ukubhebha
umuntu omdala umuzwe ekhala ekubalisela usum”controla”ngomthondo.Igolo naye
ekunika lonke.Ngimsantuzise imilenze ngiyibeke emahlombe.Ngiwushaye wonke.Akhale
wi izinyembezi.Ngiwushaye ngizwe uflka kwenye indawo.Akhale
kabuhlungu.’Yini?’Ngethukile.’Awu ngiyasola ungigudluze i”loop”yokuvikela ukumitha
ngalomthondo wakho.Wu nkosiyami ungangimithisi wengane.’(Futhi ekhuza iqiniso
ngoba vele wamitha.)Sincenge ngingabe ngisawujikijela kuleyandawo.Kube mnandi futhi
sibhebhane.Athi uyahefuzela useyochama ngithi.’Mana,ujaheph?’Ngibe slowly,kubuye
kusuke amaphepha.’Waze wamnandi umthathanduku.Umnandi wemfana.’.weee!
Ooooooh!’Sekuduma indlu nezihlonono.Sobabili sesiku”point of no return”siyachama
kanyekanye.Ngisamsantuzisile imilenze isemahlombe.Umthondo ukhafula isidoda
phakathi ekujuleni kwengquza.Igolo lonke likasisi Bongi kungelami,naye esalahlekelwe
umqondo esebhejiwe wachama.Ngiyizwe kahle imoto ima phambi
kwe”cottage”esibhebhana kulo sithatha umthathanduku.UBiyela indoda kasisi uBongi!

Waze wangibhebha

“Eyi ungibhebhile mani,khona ngimbhebhise ngengxaphephe lomfana.Ayi kodwa khona
ungibhebhile.Ngenele umthondo.”Ilawo amagama ayesehlanyisa umyeni wami
uNdovela.Kwasekuthi akazisakaze afe nya.Pho-ke ngibhejiwe njalo nje futhi akusajiki.
Phela uNdovela indoda yami yomshado.Konke kwaqala kahle phakathi kwami
naye.Besinikana’shame’ usuku nosuku engidla.Useyeke ukungikhwela ngoba nakhu
eseqinisa ezinkambeni.Ngiyafa indlala yepipi.Indoda angisayazi.
Okungicasulayo ngoNdovela uvele afike alale edakwe engazazi ngisho igama.Sengahlala
ngimkhumula izicathulo njalo.Ungehlula ngisho umthondo wakhe sengiwubambile
ngithi ngizama ukuwuvusa.Uvele ubhocobale nje kuhle okwesokisi.Kwenye inkathi
utebezele kuhle okwemvubu yokushaya amahhashi.Impela mina ngiyafa indlala
yomthondo.
Bese ngizame konke amakhosikazi omthandazo ashintshana bönke olweZine
ezongikhulekisa kulenkinga engibhekene nayo.
Kulobubusuku bengibuya esiguqweni ngithandazela yona lenkinga yompipi osunqwahe
noNdovela.Ngigcine ngithi ngizovuka ngiyokhiya emva kokufika kukaNdovela.Phela
ungiphazamisile bengisathi ukuzidlalisa umsunu ngomunwe.Ngizwe ngidinwa
kanjani.Ngigcine ngizunywe ubuthongo ngilele ngibheke phezulu indunu ngiyithe
qheke.OkunguNdovela bese kufe ukufa lapha eduze kwami.Impandla yakho ilokhu
ijuluka utshwala bezandla obenziwa ngomama.Umthondo do kuhona nawo.Noma
ngingathi ngibuya ngaphezulu ngiyazixhumela engquza lomthondo,uzovele utebezele
ungangeni kwakungena nje endunu.
 

Ngizwe iphupho elimnandi phakathi nobusuku.UNdovela uyangibhebha.Kumnandi
impela.Ngiphefumulele phezulu.Ayi bo angisaqhanyelwe khona.Sengiqabukile
ebuthongweni.”Awu nkosiyami imithandazo yami iphendulekile.UNdovela umatasa
ungincela umsunu,into angakaze ayenze selokhu ngamgana.Ulushaya lonke ulimi
alugoqoze endunu yami alugobise onke ama’direction’bese ewuncela umsunu.Ayi
ngikhale mina.Phela angazi ukuthi kanti ulimi lumnandi kanje.”Awu nkosiyami
ngiyabonga imithandazo yami iphenduliwe.”Ngisho ngibe nginswininiza kakhulu ngizwa
ulimi lungichamisa.”Yeeeee….awu nkosiyami.”
Ayi bo akangiyeki uNdovela noma sengichamile ulokhu eqhubeke njalo.Ngize ngizwe
sengathi sengibuyela egiyeni lokuqhanyelwa futhi.Angigibele ngaphezulu uNdovela.Ushe
umthondo. .



Sengizwa obunye ubumnandi obehlukile manje bomthondo ngqo.Ngiwuzwe uqinile
umthondo kaNdovela unomfutho.Anganamatheli kimi abambelele ngezandla
embhedeni.Afende awushaye wonke ugudle umsunu.”Awu we kwaze kwamnandi
ukubhejwa,sekunini ngawugcina umthondo!Impela imithandazo yami
iphendulekile.Ngiwuthola usuqine ngaloluhlobo.Mnandi phela lomthondo,kanti
uNdovela ubenqwahe nento yami emnandi kanje.
“Awu kumnandi…awu kumnandi…awu kumnandi…yeee…!”Ngilokhu ngikhale njalo
uma ewufaka uNdovela engibhebha.Yena ngiyamuzwa elokhu
equma,”Mmmh…mmmh…oooh…oooh.”undondela phansi unkabi lo
Awugudlise umsunu kamnandi kanjani.Ngikhale ngibabayele ngibone ukuthi uNdovela
usekwazi impela ukubhebha igolo uma esengidla kanje.Ngilithi qheke lonke ngifuna
naye anele.
“Awu…awu…awu…ngelakho lonke igolo baba.Waze wangibhebha kamnandi.Nakudala
awukaze ungidle kamnandi kanje baba…Oooh ngiyachama
futhi…Ooooooh!”Ngidlikizele ngilahlekelwe ingqondo ubumnandi bomthondo.Ngithi
ngiyambamba ngiyamqinisa uNdovela angasondeli.
Angayeki ukungibhebha uNdovela umthondo ulokhu usaqinile.Kuyangixaka lokhu
kwanamuhla.Nami ngizwa ubumnandi namanje.Impela imithandazo inamandla
iyaphendulwa,kodwa ukubhejwa kanje angikwazi.”Faxa!Faxa!Faxa!Kukhala umthondo
negolo.Sengilokhu ngikhalile.Kufanele ngiyonikela kakhulu nasenkonzweni uma
imithandazo yami iphendulwa kanje.
“Awu…awu…awu Ndovela wami waze wangibusisa ngomthondo baba…”Usewushaya
uyashesha manje.Awushaye wonke awenyuse uye emsunwini abuye awudiphe engquza
abuye awenyuse ngesivinini,abuye athi ‘deep! deep! deep! engquza.Ayi ngikhale
mina.Ngifende nami ngisheshe.
Ngithi ngisafenda ngilalele umthondo ongena deep athi ‘msunu’awubeke kuwo
umthondo.Abuye athi ‘deep’Ngiyabona intombazane yami uThangithini iyelanywa
namuhla,uma ngibhejwa kanje.
Ngiyahayiza manje ngi’out of control’,mnandi lomthondo uyangihlanyisa.Ngizwe igagasi
eligijima umzimba wonke.Umthondo kaNdovela ngiwuzwe usuqine
kakhulu.”Aaaawwuuu baba ngiyachama futhi…aaaaaawwwuuu.!
Ngimuzwe equma ngezwi elihoshozayo uNdovela”Oooooooh!”Ngizwe kuthi ‘fu!fu!
engquza into eshisayo emnandi.”Awu nkosiyami isidoda kunini ngasigcina…kumnandi
Ndovela wami….oooooh!”Ngikhale wi izinyembezi zobumnandi bompipi
nokwaneliseka.Uma esengichamela uNdovela athi ne emabeleni.Nami ngimbambe ngqi
ngimthandele nangemilenze uDali.
Ngimbambe ngimqinise uNdovela.Ngihayize ngibabayele ngingaphansi.”Oooh
wangibhebha Ndovela wangibhebha baba….Ngimbambe ekhanda
ngisadlikizela…Hawu!UNdovela usenezinwele manini ngoba unempandla nje?”Ngithi
ngisazibuza lowombuzo lacu anikele emnyango.Noma kumnyama ukukhanya
okungaphandle uma esephuma emnyango kungibonise kahle ukuthi uThami lo umfana
wakwa next door oyisigangi vele.Kuwo lowomnyama ngisalithe qheke igolo elimanzi te
eliqeda ukubhejwa lisajuza nesidoda esingakesulwa, avuke uNdovela
ekudakweni.Ngizwe ngomthondo obhocobele ungithinta ithanga.Abuze,”Yini wakhala
kangaka,kwenzenjani unyakazisa nombhede ungivusa ebuthongweni ?”
”Ziwadle ubhekile baba.Sengibhejiwe ngengxaphephe. Awu ngibhejiwe.”

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UmJijimezi owakwethu, ngimelama emhlane. Akasithandi isibumbu ungathi washunqiselwa ngaso. Akedlulwa siketi. Pho inomthondo yini ingane kama, yinto nje, wayifica isekhona wakhetha mawala. Uma eke wabhebha itshitshi liphenduka umfazi ngobusuku obubodwa nje vo. Kuyilapho uzolibhebha ngempela akazolidlalisa. Nami ngithi ngikhona nje, angithathi lutho kubafo. Uyajijimezana, umona phansi. Besike sihambe naye sishele izintombi zelamana, zisiqome zombili. Linomona-ke leli lakithi, uma like labona ukuthi alikhethanga kahle, ngozwa sekuthiwa libajijimeza bobabili, lo owami nowalo. Ngiyamazela, owakwethu, akacushwa ngomuntu wesifazane.

Into embi nje waze wathola ngisho umuthi wokubathonya. Baningi osisi ababhebha bengaqondile ukumnika, baphaphame esebagoqozile ngogoqozile. Phela ubewubongela kanjalo umthondo wakhe athi "ungugoqozile, owagoqoza ijongosi lidunusile lezwa ukuthi imnandi indabandaba lawavala thaqa amathanga." Ngisho esikoleni, wayezibhebhela nje ezinganeni zabantu. Zimthanda yini pho nazo! Angithi phela uma kuziwa kwezemidlalo ubezihambela yedwa. Yibhola wuye, ukarati wuye, isibhakela wuye, ukugijima wuye, ukubhukuda wuye, yinduku wuye, belikhala manje ikhanda endodeni ngicabanga ukuthi ngisho ukubhebha imbala wayekuthanda njengomdlalo. Angiqambi wona amanga, isoka lamanyala leliya, futhi engathi woze aguge nabo ubusoka.

Ngisho esekhulile esono foti yezi nento, lutho, usalishisa isende! Mina ngangithi usaphupha ngoba phela, sengahlala le ko-Piet Retief mina nowakwami. Sesifika ngokuvakasha nje la kwaXimba. OMakhalafuku sesibezwa ngendaba. Kanti ngikhule ngidlula khona ngezinyawo ngiya kothenga laphaya ezitolo eduze kukaFreeway oya eThekwini. Ngisho sifuna ukuya koMeveni nako Hebox besdlula khona siya kobamba isitimela e-Katoliji.

Angenzele kona ngenyanga edlule uMjijimezi kungidide ikhanda. Bengivakashe ngedwa lapha ekhaya ngoba unkosikazi bekukhona okumxinile ngale koMpumalanga. Ngaleyondlela ngehla ngedwa ukuza kuleMpumalanga yangapha kwaZulu-Natal. Futhi ukube unkosikazi wayekhona angazi ngangizokwenzenjani. UMjijimezi wavele wafika noThokozile, izinto zami zakudala. Wayengazilethile kumina, wayezozijijimeza, ngoba umkakhe wabe esavakashele kubo emzini oLovu, eLeshmane, abazi isilungu bathi kuse Richmond. Intombi yaseSimozomeni kanti izobuya ingashongo, ngiyabona inkukhu yayivele yawusola umqakazo. UmaJaca wafika sekuhwaqele kanti uzothi ethi gagaga nqwamaniyane noMjijimezi besazihlalele kamnandi noThokozile.

Mina ngavele ngezwa ngomsindo sewuqhuma phezulu, Phela uBade, umkabafo akalibhaleli ibhinca, umuntu umqonda ngqo. Mina ngathi ngiqhamuka ngiphuma endlini yami, Ubade wayesengathi uthelwe ngezibonkolo, esephethe ucezu lokhuni ngesandla, esesho ukulutheza phezulu kuThokozile. Nokuba kuyakhulunywa, kukhulunyelwa mina engafike ngathatha uThokozile ngayombeka elawini lami. Ngabuya sengizobhula umlilo.
"Ungenza isilima! Uthi mangingabuyi ekhaya kanti ufuna ukugila amanyala nalesfebe esinguThokozile. Kade kodwa umoya wami wamnyanya lonoyilo onguThokozile", yasho iqhuma phezulu imanzi kabafo. Nokho-ke wangcina ebohlile, ngaba shiya sekungcubangunywano nobafo. Sekubonakala ukuthi laselidume ledlula.

Inkanankana, inkinga yenkangala kwase kungukuthi ngabe ngizomthini UThokozile ngoba kwasekuhlwile futhi  ngangingeke ngithande ukuyomlalisa kwamakhelwana, hleze babe habule umoyana wengxabano, ngangobe sengibasizile, phela izindaba zesaba amazolo, zivele zithungeleke okomlilo wequbula.



Ngathi ngingena nje endlini, wangishaya ngesmile somhlaba uThokozile. "Kodwa yini Jikijela, umuntu usengaze acishe afe yindlala kanti usaphila? Uyadlala udlala umthondo, kwavele kwavuka upelepele omdala ogqokweni. "Ubesekubhebhebhile kodwa kanye ubafo?", ngazibuzisa. "Ephi khona? angithi kuvele kwangena mrs Bad sisatomotana, namanjenje ngimanzii te, ungeza ngikuthintise isibumbu uma uthanda?" Yangena inkomo ensimini, ngake ngazibuza ngaziphendula ukuthi engabe wayeqonde ukuthini uThokozile? Ngicabanga ukuthi ngake ngathi ukundwaza amanishana ngoba ngezwa oThokozile ethi : "Hawu Jik khoma impumalanga seyakuphuphisa sewesaba nokuthinta esami pho isibumbu?" ngasondela kuye embhedeni ngambuka emehlweni, ngathi : "Ephikhona, sewangikhohlwa yini?" Ngasukuma ngakhiya umnyango. Ngaqonda ngqo kuye sabambana kwaba zibhodongo embhedeni. Usefudumele akasafune kuthintwa thintwa, umthondo usewufuna la. Ngakhumbula ukuthi kukhona ikhondom engayishutheka ngaphansi kwamatrass ngiyifihlela unkosikazi. Ngenhla yayise khona futhi isavaliwe. Ngayidonsa ngayixhuma kubajikijele mjikijeli. Ujamuludi uwajikijela isaja yajaluka emajalidini. Yathi ukunqekuza imakwabo seyingene ejazini.



Ngaya sengicimezile kuThokozile, owayesekhumule wajaja kudala. Ngambamba ngamsondeza, ngayijikijela imakwabo. Wangibamba wanginkonkoshela uThokozile. Wake wefenda sengathi ufuna ukuwuphanga awuqede same time umthondo. Mina ngavele ngamnkonkoshe ngaqina ngoma sengathi intethe ifele othini. Wasidlalisa isinqe umntwana. wake wazigoqoza wonke amakhona emomozi, ngathi ngimuzwa waygxila kwelinye ikhona, ngawujikijela umthondo, ngamfenda kanye ngathi two, angifikanga ku 3 whuuuuuu mmmhuuuu.... aaaahhhhhhh....yoooooohhh awemaaaaa.... ngethuka sengimvala umlomo. Ngezwa singathi kushisela kude, naku phela ngangifake ikhondom. Ngawuqinisa ngqi umthondo wathi : "ooohhh ooohhhh mmmmuuuu.. " washo ezilume isindebe zomlomo, umoya ewudonsa sengathi usevukwe yi-asma. Waye walala wathi ja. Ngawushiya phakathi umpipi, ngalizwa ugolo lakhe lingibamba lingidedela. Wavula emhlo saqabulana kamnandi.

Ngawubhoncula umthondo, ngabona ukuthi ayiphelilendaba, ngacela ukuthi akangikhulule kancane ngiphuthume phezulu egaraji. Ngiyofuna amanye amakhondom. Ngaphuma ngangena emotweni....zaya.

Elawini 2

Yebo-ke igolo lami seliyawazi umthondo.Usengibhebhe kaningi uMbhekiseni isoka lami.Uyalibhebha yini pho.Ayi uyawubeka uMsholozi umthondo.Ngisho uma sesixoxa eznkuqoma nezintombi zesigodi oBabhekile ngiyamncoma ngithi uyawushaya umthondo loyambhemu.Ungichamisa njalo.Lapho vele lushe uhleko lwezintombi."Ge ge ge!Hhu ah!"Nami ngiyazizwa ngigcwele impela kwezobuntombi.Igazi lami leklasile.Phela umthondo uyaligeza igazi lomuntu wesifazane.Ukuchanyelwa ngesidoda sekungenze ngashintsha.Ngiyamanyazela amathanga ami agcwele ayaphuphuzela.Ama'hips ngize ngithi ukuwabamba uma ngingedwa.Izinqe ngigcwele.Ngisho ngihamba ngaphandle kukhala ngisho izalukazi zithi,"Awu yaze yayinhle intombi kaNgcobo.Ingabe izinsizwa zithini."Lapho ngisuke sengifake esifushane isiketi esiveza amathanga ami abusheshelezi,amahips ami ethe thaqa.Izinqe zithe ne.

Ubuntombi ngibuzwa ngaphakathi nabo bonke ubumnandi babo.Kodwa ayikho into engiyiphilelayo.Ngiphilela uMbhekiseni nomthondo wakhe.Uyazi ungivala amadlebe wema.Akumnandi phela lobu.Awu ogogo ingabe babezwa bona yini lobubumnandi obunje bebhejwa ngomkhulu.Ayi zazi lukhulu lezizalukazi uma zazi umthondo.Ungazibona zithothobele nje zilokhu zisikhuza zithi.".Ayi bo nathi sedlula khona njalo ebusheni."Zisho kanti ziyazi ukuthi mnandi kanjani uma usugudla umthondo.Mina ke ngiyamvulela uMbhekiseni igolo.Usengitshelile ukuthi abakhongi bazokuza maduze .Ujatshuliswa ukuthi ulithole livalekile lavulwa umthondo wakhe.Useke wangethembisa nokungithengela ibhanoyi udali ezwa ukushisa kwegolo ngimvulele elibhebha.

Njengoba sengiqomile izindaba zezintombi zokuqoma sengiyazikhuluma.Kodwa iqhikiza lethu uBabhekile.Nango ke udadewethu omncane uThembisile useqomile.Indaba yokubonga ukuqoma kwakhe isidlulile.Namhlanje isoka lakhe lizomvakashela okokuqala."Ingabe uzothola itshitshi ngempela yini?"ngibuza uBabhekile."Nami ngiyangabaza.Phela ngake ngawuzwa umoya wokujola kukaThembisile esikoleni."Ephendula."Useyozibonela naye uSbali elawini,akunkinga yethu leyo."

Simqhube uThembisile simuse elawini.Phela itshitshi lisuke lisenovalo.Linakwa amaqhikiza alihlanganise nesoka.Liyayalwa nangamaqhikiza ukuthi iphathwa kanjani indoda.

"Uyiphathe kahle ingane yakithi sbali",sisho sibashiya.Sinele sibe ngaphandle angidonse uBabhekile siye ewindini.Kunesikhala lapho obona kahle yonke into eyenzeka elawini.Kumnyama ngaphandle asibonwa umuntu.Angazi waqhamukaphi lomkhuba wezintombi zasemakhaya wokucotha eduze. Uma kuyomekezwa itshitshi.Phela itshitshi liyawesaba umthondo uma lingakawazi.Liyalwa uma kuyinsizwana ize ihambe ekuseni ingayinukanga ingquza ekade iyizele.Kungaze kube amalanga amaningi itshitshi lisayimbandile nje ingquza.Insizwa isiyoze iyokhala emaqhikizeni ilokhu ibona ingquza ingayitholi.
Nebala asondele uMjemzeni isoka likaThembisile.Aqhele uThembisile.Liphinde lisondele aqhele kuze kufike ekugcineni kombhede.Usuqalile umdlalo wamatshitshi namasoka wokufuna ingquza nokubalekela umthondo.Ambambe agxume uThembisile aye emnyango.Afice kukhiyiwe.Sibukane noBabhekile.Amdonse abuye naye.Bahlale embhedeni.Asondele uMjemzeni azoqabula.Anqaphaze uThembisile."Kanti awungithandi yini Thembi?"kubuza uMjemu."Ngiyakuthanda,into engingezwani nayo ilena oyenzayo."kusho itshitshi.Phela emakhaya liyagotshwa itshitshi noma seliqomile.Azame ngezinye izindlela uMjemu amdlalise manje.Amphuthaze ama'hips'ababayele uThembisile.Amthinte sakumkitaza."Awu kodwa Mjemu."esho egxuma."Awu mntakwethu."emuthi faxa eqolo.Ligegetheke itshitshi.Sibukane simangale sinoBabhekile ukuthamba kalula kwetshitshi lasemakhaya.Afake isandla phakathi kwamathanga.Agegetheke futhi uThembisile.Siqhwebane."Akuyilo itshitshi leli dade."Ngihlebela uBabhekile.Amvule amathanga awadlalise ngezandla."Owu Mjemu...mhhh!"Avele anxaphe uBabhekile."Akuseyilo itshitshi leli.Iyayazi indoda lengane."

Kuthi kusenjalo bancelane.Baqumele phezulu,,"mhì"Ngokudinwa uBabhekile azame ukusukuma.Phela amahloni ukuqamba amanga ubonge indaba uthi intombi itshitshi kanti izofika ibe ngunogwaja ozifele embhedeni."Asilinde sibone dade."ngihlebeza.Bancelane nokunguThembisile sekuyamphuthaza nakho.Awu awukhiphe uMjemu umthondo. Usuqonde thwi.Awubambe ngezandla awudlalise emathangeni kaThembisile."Mmnh...oooh..!"bebubula bobabili.Lapho iphenti lami livele libe manzi sengibona lomthondo kaSbali uMjemu.Awudlalise awugqishe phakathi kwamathanga uye ngasesibunjini.Sesibambene ngezandla noBabhekile.Naye ngiyamuzwa uphefumulela phezulu."Ingabe ilifakile lona iphenti lengane?"kuhlebeza uBabhekile.Besaqabulana kunjalo amketule uMjemu uThembisile.Avele awe kalula.Nathi sekusicacele ukuthi azikhali tshitshi lapha.Kade yaliqala ipipi lengane.

Ivele iyithi qheke ingquza eyakwethu intombi."Awu lengane ayisazi ngisho imfakadolo?"Ngibuza ngokudumala okunokuqhanyelwa phakathi."Siyifundise kahle nje lengane ukuthi ingquza uyayivala uma uqala ukulala nomfana."kwenanela uBabhekile iqhikiza lethu."Bayazana lababantu."ngiziba amahloni.Asho abekhumula uMjemu.Asale nqunu.Akhumule noThembisile.Babenqunu bobabili.Amathanga ami ngiwahlanganise ngiwashukushe ndawonye.Sengifile ukuqhanyelwa ngizobona abantu bebhebhana phambi kwami.

Kanti ngiqhanyelwe nje noBabhekile usefile.Uhlanganise ngqi amathanga isandla usesibeke esibunjini.Ngimuzwe equma"Ohhh!"Lapho uMjemu usewufake ngesihloko egolo likaThembisile.Siwubona wonke umthondo.Uyawugcobhoza egolo,awugudle umsunu uzwakale ukhala uthi,'hoxo!hoxo!"Uma sewenza lowomsindo babubule bobabili."Awu wema!""Owu Mntakwethu!"Thina sesiqalile siyazenwaya imisunu.Umunwe ophakathi nendawo sengiwufake ngaphakathi ephentini,ugudla isibumbu uye unwaye umsunu.Siwubone ewuphusha uMjemu kulesisifetshana sakithi ebesicabanga ukuthi itshitshi.Awuphushe ngesinono uMjemu.Kuyezwakala wonke umsindo kulesikhala esingaphansi kwewindi.Ingquza yetshitshi lakithi siyizwe iphusha umoya sengathi iyasuza.Bangawunaki lowomsindo ababhebhanayo.Aqale afende igolo uMjemu.Kuzwakale umsindo uthi,"ngcamu!ngcamu!ngcamu!"Akhale uThembi."Ye...!ye!ye!"Nathi sibone ukuthi iyabhejwa lengane,futhi iwejwayele umthondo.Ngithi ngiyambheka uBabhekile naye wenza sona leso.Ushaya indlwabu.Nami sengiyabubula. Embhedeni sekugudluke namashidi bayabhebhana lababantu.Azikhali tshtshi lapha elawini.Nami ngizwe umthundo ungifikela.Esinye isandla sibambe uBabhekile,esinye sisephentini ngishaya indlwabu.Amahloni asengiphelele kuBabhekile.

Ngenkathi uMjemu esebeke ......imilenze kaThembisile emahlombe ngizwe isandla sikaBabhekile singiqinisa.Ngimuzwe enswininiza''Yiiiiiiiiiii...!"kanti usechanyiswa indkwabu nokubuka abantu bebhebhana.Nami ngiqinise ngizwe umthundo uthi,'fu...fu...fu!'Ayi ngikhale,"Weeeee...!"Ngiwukhiphe umunwe usumanzi amanzi engquza.Silunguze ngewindi.Uswacabele uyanswininiza uThembi,"Awu mntakwethu awu sthandwa sami."UMjemu usebhonga okwenkomo ihlatshwa umince sonke isishwapha ulithi 'hliki! hliki!" igolo.Besakhala kunjalo uThembi akhale,"Ungangimithisi dali.",esho emfuqa..Sisibone sijuza isidoda sithi ju!ngenkathi emboncula umthondo esabhonga.

''Obani laba?"kube yizwi likababa elisethusayo.Sibaleke noBabhekile amagolo emanzi te siqonde kwelinye ilawu esizolala kulo.Asiyeke ubaba uma esebona ukuthi yithi.Singene sihefuzela sizishutheke engutsheni."Ayi badlene labayabantu dade.!"kubabaza uBabhekile iqhikiza lezintombi."Nami ngize ngakhumbula uMbhekiseni."Avele asondele uBabhekile athi ne nangamabele kimina."Ngishode ngompipi nami ngane kababa."Angivule amabele angimunye,esinye isandla sibe singidlalisa umsunu."Awu Babhekile.,awu we."Ngisho ngimfaka nami umunwe engquza."Awu Nomusa kumnandi."Sidlokodlane ngeminwe noBabhekile silokhu sibubula.Ngizithole amathanga ami esethe khaxa kwawakhe sesibhebhana,Sizama ngakho konke ukuhhudlana ngemisunu.Kunzinyana khona.Izibumbu zilokhu zigqulana,kodwa uma kuke kwathintana imisunu kuthi bani ubumnandi sikhale,."Aaaaah!Ahhhh!"Impela angikaze ngicabange ukubhebhana nenye intombazane.Kodwa manje siqhanyelwe ngisho igolo sengingalinika inja ilibhebhe uma ingaqhamuka.Sibuye sibuyele ekudlalisaneni ngeminwe obhontshisi.Ayi sidlalisane ngesineke izingquza sezimanzi.Ngithi uma ngizwa ngifikelwa ukuchama agqibuke uBabhekile iqhikiza lethu."Awu ngane kababa ngiyachaaaaama.!"Nami ngizwe ingquza ikhipha ojusi ewumelele umsunu ngomunwe."Awu Babhekile...awu nkosiyami...awu Ngcobo...awu ngane kababa.!"Sibambane noBabhekile iqhikiza lethu sesichamisana. 

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Elawini 1

Namuhla elamanqamu.Phela ngilinde isoka lami uMbhekiseni.Ngisanda kumqoma.Indaba yethu iyaziwa ngoba indaba yokuqomana kwethu isibongiwe.Phela emakhaya indaba yokuqoma ingenwa yiwo wonke umuntu.Izintombi ziqala ziye entabeni kuyobongwa indaba,kubuye kwedlulelwe ekhaya kubo womfana sekuyobonga nabadala.Ekhaya kithi bayazi ngoMbhekiseni uMsholozi wami.

Ukufika kwesoka lami akwenzeki emini emakhaya.Isoka liyacupha kuze kubemnyama.Liyathumela abafana abancane ngoba lingayinuka induku uma lizocela izinsizwa ukuba zizongibiza.Likhululeka kakhulu uma lithole intombazane.Phela izintombi ziyawazi amasoka aqonyiwe.Zithumeka kalula zona,futhi siyakujabulela ukuthunywa osibali.

Isoka lami ngilifihle eqhikizeni lami uBabhekile.Nokudla ngiliphekela khona.Ngingamthini ubaba.Yize esezwile ukuthi ngiqomile kodwa ngingelokothe ngifake indoda isidanana ekhaya ingalobole.UMbhekiseni uyoze alethwe iqhikiza elawini lethu thina zintombi sekulele abadala,cishe ngo 9h00 ebusuku.Nokuhamba uhamba ekuseni bangamboni obhuti nobaba.Uyoze alobole kuqala kanduba akhululeke kulelikhaya.

Ngizwe nge'knock'ebengikade ngiyilindile elawini.UBabhekile uselethe uMbhekiseni.Sengilungise kahle umbhede ngageza ngabamuhle.Ngisesaba phela ukumane ngikhumule ngigeze phambi komuntu wesilisa.Ngifake i'nightie emfushane.Ngibhince ithawula ngaphezu kwayo ngangeyembatha i'gown'

Bangene ahlale embhedeni uMbhekiseni.UBabhekile akhulume emile."Uyiphathe kahle sbali ingane yakithi.Ngizobuya uma ngizwa kukhona okhalayo."Asho eyophuma.UMbhekiseni usegezile.Akusekho okunye ngaphandle kokulala.

Lisondele isoka lami.Lingigaxe ehlombe.Likhulumele phansi ngelindondayo izwi.Izandla zendoda ngizizwe zinemfudumalo.Angidonse ngithi ukutabalasa."Woza mama."Ngizithole sengincise ikhanda lami esifubeni sikamntakwethu.Ngizwe igazi lami lifudumala.Kwaze kwamnandi ukugonwa indoda we ma.Angithinte amabele.Ngizithole sengimfuqa izandla.Kuzenzakalele.Phela thina zintombi zasemakhaya siyakwesaba ukuthintwa yize kumnandi.Mina ngiyesaba ngisanda kuqoma.Angazi nokuthi kumele ngenzenjani,noma ngiqhubeke nendlela endala.Abe nesineke uMbhekiseni.Athi ukungithinta ngasezinsweni.Ngize ngigxume.Aphinde angithinte amabele.Kulokhu ngingabe ngisatabalasa kakhulu.Alipotoze ibele.Bengilinde ubuhlungu kodwa kumane kube mnandi.Abuye angithi faxa eqolo ngize ngibhense.Ngizwe umsunu utshikiza.Ngiyaqhanyelwa manje.Ngisisuse isandla sesoka lami.Usengiqhanyelisa kakhulu.Angifuni asheshe abone ukuthi sengiqhanyelwe.Phela kungamahloni kithina zintombi zasemakhaya ukubonwa insizwa ukuthi uqhanyelwe.Nesoka lami lizosuke lingithathe kalula lithi ngilula.

Ngithi ngisalwa nokubamba isimilo phambi kwesoka asifake isandla esifubeni.Abuye nalo ibele.Ngithi ngiyasifuqa isandla sakhe libe selisemlonyeni.Alimunye kanye ngihlebeze,''Awu kodwa Mbhekiseni...Mmh..."Ngehluleke ukuzibamba nokufihla ubumnandi engibuzwayo.Alimunye ngizwe umsunu uthi tshiki!Ingquza yami ngiyizwe igcwala amanzi.Ngize ngibe namahlonyana okuthi uMbhekiseni uzozwa sekunuka igolo.Phela ingquza uma isinamfuka amanzi egolo esegcwele indunu isoka lami lingakangibhebhi lizosuke lizwe ngengquza eqhanyelwe isinuka.

Umqondo wami uthi ukubuya.Ngimphushe ngiphethwe ingqondo yokuthi isoka lami lizothi ngikujwayelephi lokhu esengikwenza ngoba ngiyaqala ukuqoma.Uyadlala uma uthi ungaphikisana nemvelo yokuqhanyelwa.UMbhekiseni asukume akhumule ngimntshontshe ngamehlo ngingafuni abone ukuthi ngiyambona.Athi uma esekhipha i ' under'ngimntshontshe futhi.Ngiwubone umthondo wesithandwa sami esizongidla ngawo.Mkhulu.Usuqhanyelwe usulugodo uze kwangathi ubheka phezulu.Ngizwe umzimba wami uthuthumela.Iyesabisa indaba yokubona umthondo uma usanda kuqoma.Wemama mina iloluholokoqo oluzongena engquza yami.Kuthi angiyophuma ngomnyango.Omunye umqondo uthi "Ungazenzi isilima,ingani amanye amantombazane ayabhejwa,futhi aze abhansane uma esexoxa izindaba zobuntombi zokuthi mnandi kanjani umthondo.Mina bandla ngizijwayelele umunwe engizenwaya ngawo umsunu ngize ngichame.Nakho lokho kuyimfihlo eletha amahloni.Ngizinike ukuthi ngizoqinisela.Ubeseke wangibhebha UMbhekeni,nakuba angiqhanyelisa kodwa kwakunengxube yobuhlungu nobumnandi.Nawo lowomthondo wawungene ngingawubonanga ukuthi mkhulu kangaka.

Ngivale amehlo ngesandla ngenkathi esondela.Ngithi ngiyaqhela angibambe.Ngithi ngiyamfuqa ngisazivale amehlo isandla sami sibambe wona lomthondo.Ngizwe ijabu lithi tifi.Angigonofele umntakwethu.Asuse isandla engizimboze ngaso.Angifake ulimi samukelane.Angincele udali.Ngiqhanyelwe mo.Athathe esinye isandla angibambise uholokoqo lomthondo osulushisa kuhle kwembawula.Ngizizwe ukuthi ngiphelile ukuqhanyelwa.Ngizinikele kulomthondo.Ngizwe esengiketula embhedeni.Ngibe ngaphansi abe ngaphezulu.Ngivale ngqi amathanga.Athi uyawavula ngidonse ithawula."Ayi kodwa yini Nomusa."ehefuzela efile umntakwethu ukuqhanyelwa.
Silibange ithawula.Sekumnandi ngiqhanyelwe ngiyafa,nodali uqhanyelwe kodwa angimniki.Uyahlebeza"Awu Nomusa awu kodwa Fuze wami yini kodwa?"Nami ngiyahefuzela angimniki mpendulo.Ave kumnandi ukuncengelwa ingquza isoka likukhulumisa kahle likuthopha.Sesidlala imidlalo yaselawini manje.Imidlalo yothando.Asheshe angehlule kulo wethawula.Ngibone amathanga esehleli obala.Athi uyawufaka umthondo ngiwavale ufike ugwaze phakathi kwawo.Athi uwavula ngesandla ahluleke.Nami ngivale ngiphothe imilenze ngibhale u8.Anginkunyankunye ehefuzela engincenga.Umthondo wakhe ungifudumeza amathanga.Ungafunga ukuthi uyangidlwengula kanti cha imidlalo yezithandani yaselawini.Nami ngiqhanyelwe.Kulokhu ngifuna ukumehlula impela."Awu Nomusa sengiyoze ngichame ngaphandle."engincenga udali."Siyobe sesisomile phela.Okukahle ngoba awuzukungimithisa ngoba uzokona isibaya sikababa awungilobole."

Ngiyagegetheka manje ngiyabona ngiyamehlula ngamandla uMbhekiseni.Thina zintombi zasemakhaya uma uyinsizwanyana ungabuyela kini ungayitholanga ingquza obuyihambele.Ube yihlaya nasezintombini ukuthi awunsizwa yalutho.Nezinsizwa zasemakhaya aziwuthandi unogwaja osuvele uzifele.Kufanele insizwa uma ixoxa ngawe isho ukuthi intombi yakwabani yake yangimisa ngengquza sengiyithathile.Kodwa mina sengiqhanyelwe lokhu okwedlulele kulomdlalo engiwudlalayo.
Ngilokhu ngiyiphothile imilenze.Nomthondo uphezulu emathangeni.Uyangizama nango'kiss' uLovey,ngiyawemukela-ke wona.Azame emfakadolo.Idolo lakhe libe namandla.Ngizabalaze nami ngiqhubeka nomdlalo waselawini.Ungaze ufunge uma ungazi elawini ukuthi ngiyadlwengulwa.Ngizwe idolo liba namandla.Ayivule ngenkani imilenze.abe engena phakathi kwamathanga.Ingquza yami esixathuka vele ibe semseni womthondo kaDali.Uyakola yini pho loyamfana.Umthöndo kube sengathi unamehlo.Awufake ngqo ...

embotsheni yengquza.Awuhlohle ushisa njengembawula.Kulokhu vele ushelele ushise ngingabuzwa nobuncane ubuhlungu.

"Awu wema!Awu Mbhekiseni."Ngenanela ubumnandi bepipi."Aaaah Nomusa mama."kuquma uMbhekiseni esewufake phakathi egolo.Kube mnandi zisuka nje efenda."Awu mntakwethu...awu Msholozi wami.Ngiyakuthanda baba."Kube sengathi ungibhebha kakhulu.Omunye umqondo uthì uma ngingamitha!Pho-ke mnandi umthondo.Angeke ngisawuvimba.

Ngithi ukuphakama ngibuye ngehle.Ngizwe obunye ubumnandi.Angikaze ngifèndane nensizwa mina njengoba bengingaqomile.Ngimbambe uDali igolo ngilithi qheke ngimise amadolo,yena athi khaxa phakathi sifendane."Awu kumnandi Nxamalala wami kumnandi sthandwa sami."Lapho sengikhala wi izinyembezi zothando.injabulo nobumnandi bomthondo.Sengiyibona kahle lento engihlale ngiyizwa ngoBabhekile nezintombi zakithi ukuthi ayikho into emnandi emhlabeni ukwedlula ukubhejwa."Awu ngelakho lonke igolo mntakwethu.Ngidle sithandwa sami."Naye udali ulokhu equmile."Ooh...ooh...umnandi Nomusa.Umnandi Fuze lami."Lapho ingquza isilokhu ithi'mf!...mf!...mf!"Ungena uphuma umthondo.
Sekuwubutsegetsege bombhede iyangibhebha lendoda.Ayi uyawubeka uDali umthondo ngimfuna ukumnika lonke igolo uMsholozi wami.Angisenamahloni ngiyayethemba nengquza yami i'tight' ilibamba ngqi ikhinqi.NoMsholozi uselokhu ekhale njalo.Akusemnandi!"Ngibhebhe!Ngibhebhe!Ngibhebhe!Elakho lonke igolo Msholozi wami."Akhale naye"Ngiyabonga Fuze wami igolo lakho ngilithole lisaphelele.Ngizozishaya zonke izinkomo ngiikulobole Sthandwa."Kuthi cosololo.Kube khona igagasi engilizwa ngaphakathi kimi.Kunyakaze umzimba wonke.Ngikhale kakhulu ngimnkonkoshele uMbhekiseni.Naye anginkonkoshele."Awu,.awu...weeeeeeeeeeeeee..!"Ingquza ngiyizwe ilithi ngqi ikhinqi.Nomthondo ngiwuzwe uqina kakhulu.Ngimuzwe ekhala uLovey.'Yeeeeeeeeeee...!"Kuthi fu obunye ubumnandi egolo obushisayo buphuma kumthondo kaDali.Ngizwe kahle ukuthi isidoda ke lesi oBabhekile abaye baxoxe ngaso bathi simnandi siyashisa.Ngivele ngizikhohlwe lapho kube sengathi ngiyaquleka ubumnandi bokubhejwa umthondo kaDali. 

Kubhale Intombi yasemakhaya

Sibonga siyanconcoza nkosazane

UMbokodo2 - EO

KwakungulwesiHlanu mhla ngidlala uThabo engibuza lento eyangiqhanyeliswa igolo laba manzi te ngaze ngayochama. Ngangisathi uzothi ukuqhubeka ancokoncokole, nango-ke eseshaya isishwaphana eshingila engishiya ngisenkingeni. Ngasengimthanda nangu umntanomuntu. Ngasengike ngifise nokuthi engathi singanqwamana endaweni ethe nje ukuba yisithe kengizikhuhle kuye ngezinqe, ngimfudumeze umthondo ngimshiye enkemile, hleze wayezoyeka ukuloku edlala kancane.

Sasesigodukile isigebengu saseGoli, phela loko ngakuzwa ngelinye ithatha lekhehla elalizidlisa satshanyana. "Isesheli sakho sijojile namhlanje, siyobhebha amadikazi abeSuthu eMjibha", lasho lidlula ikhehla lenkosi liziyela endlini encane. Ngangisathi ngizolincokolisa bandla, ngijabulele ukulibona livuza amathe lihalela ikhekhe elingeke lilithi mbibi. Yize noma ngasengiyisiqanda emadodeni, kodwa bandla loku osekungubo zilengela eweni njengoMadlokovu wami ngangikunika indawo yako. Kukhona nje ubaba uMdladla okunguyena yedwa engangike ngimthintise isibumbu. Yayijabula ife inkomana, kubonakale nje ukuthi yayingaboni ukuthi kwakungasekho lutho laphaya kuyo. Uyadlala udlala ukuguga, umuntu emdala avele aphenduke ingane. Phela laphaya kuMdladla, ngangibadla ngibadlile oshokoledi. Ngangimthanda bandla yena ngoba wayegange loku kwamakhehla nje wonkana, hhayi loku okunokungcola phakathi. Mhla ethandile ngangiba undodakazi, akazojaha-ke ukuphulula isibumbu ngalelo langa. Ngiyabona wayesuke kade eye enkonzweni wavuseleleka unembeza. Angikhohlwe amakhehla.

Impelasonto yonke ngangicabanga uThabo. Ukube nganginomakhala ekhukhwini mhlawumbe ngabe ngamubhaza. Washaya uMsombuluko ongaliyo, ngangijabulise okwetshitshi elincane, ngangihamba ngize ngitshikize kwaMjantshi. "Yehhe, engabe udleni ngempelasonto sincanekazana sami". ngathuswa okunguMdladla sekungipantsa izinqe. Futhi ukube kwakungesiyena uMdladla, ngangomgila isekisi. Ngangovele ngiqhulule ejiyile inhlamba, eyayocashisa abantu emakhoneni. "Hheyi wena lesibotho, ubani owathi ngiyinto yokupaswa izinqe abantu asebelengela egodini?", ngasho ngizihlekela sengibonile ukuthi ngangipaswa indoda kashokoledi. "Ungaboqhamuka ngemuva uma ufuna ukumpasa mkhulu, wophambana nembi inhlamba." ngasho ngitshikiza ngiya ngasezindlini zokushintsha izingubo. Ngithe nje sengizongena emnyango, kwavele kwaqhamuka elinye iqhalaqhalana lempohlwa langehla ngaphezulu.

"Watshikiza kangaka, ubekukhwela impelasonto yonke yini uSthenjwa?", wazithintela! "Wenhlunu kanyoko, wezigalagala zedikazi elingumfazi wakho, khona uma kade ngikhwelwa ngize ngidunusiswe ngikhingqelwe njengenja, indaba yakho yini leyo, ungazongixhaphela la wena mfene!!? Nisaba abafazi benu bese nizodakelwa la kumina. Uyazi ukuthi ngingariphotha e-ofisi uxoshwe manje, golo?", Ngangalinda mpendulo ngagulukudela endlini yokushintshela. Kwathi ngqoklo insini esikwateni. "Khona nogcina nani Gwacela ukunaka abafazi babantu", ngezwa omunye esho njalo. Kwangunduza okunguGwacela, ngakuzwa engathi kwakuthi ngangidlala indlala. Pho kwakusaziphendulwa ngubani? Ngase ngiziculela kamnandi, ngifisa onga kuthiwa ngase ngimbona ngamehlo uThabo "wami". NgolwesiHlanu olwalulandela, inyanga yayiphela nesonto. Laphaya kwaMjantshi wawubona kuqhilika izihlathi emadodeni uma esezoyibamba. O-Eliza bona wawubafika sebetatazela bosa ithumbu, bekhungathekile ukuthi yimaphi amadoda ababezowachutha ngemfrayi?

"Sisi Do", ngalizwa lelophimba, kwathi cosololo, ngelapheka. "We Thabo, ungabongibiza ngo Do mina, engisona isimaku sakho senja", ngasho ngimoyizela. Nginesiqeniseko sokuthi noThabo wathathwa yizo lezizifaca. Ngamshaya ngesmile somhlaba, kwakungabona ngisho ingane ekhasela eziko ukuthi kunuka umabhebhana laphaya. "Yobe muntuza wakhe, bengizidlalela ukukwenama kwe-payday, le esisondele", wawasho lawa wangithi laphalazi, ngaxegelwa ngamadolo. Ngasizwa ukuzimelela nge-mop. "Kodwa wangifunani Thabo? Ubungavele ngani uthi muntuza ugcine lapho uma ungaqonde kungidelela? ngabuzela phansi, ngingafuni kuzwe abaningi. Wasondela, nami ngangaxwaya, naku isikwata esiningi sase singenile, sekuyimithonselana, futhi nayo ezijahele edlulayo. "Ungangibhebhisa kodwa uma ngingakucela muntuza wami?", wabuza eseseduze. Ngavele ngakhungatheka, ngangazi noma ngivuke ngolaka, noma ngimuse lapho nami ngithanda ngakhona? "Cha uyigwala Thabo, bengikwethemba ngithi uyindoda. Kusuka nini sekushelwa njengoba wenza nje, uyazi uyangi nyanyisa", ngamsikaza nge-mop. Esifubeni kwakugida amahhashi wuvalo engingazi lwaqhamukaphi, nini? "Sorry sisi, ngidlale kabi, kodwa phela vele umuhle. Ngabe kade ngakushela, ngihlonipha uMadlokovu. Yobe nkosikazi, lixhoshwa libhekile." washo ezixolisela. "Ngingakubhebhisa weThabo, ufuna ngikuzwise nini?", ngabamba umlomo esephumile. Angazi noma wethuka yini uThabo ngoba wavele wathi usaphuthuma ngaphakathi.

Kwakungasebenzeki, kuduma uThabo ekhanda. Yashaya i-tea break, kanti sizohlangana ephaseji.  Kwahlangana amehlo, ngakhophoza ubala. "Asibonane emva kokushayisa sisi Doris, sixoxe kahle". Nebala, lashona elingaliyo. Saxoxa noThabo, savumelana ukuthi wayezofika ehostela azongilanda. Wafika njengesethembiso. Wangithatha ngohuntshu lwemoto yakhe, wawumuhle umercedes wakhe umona phansi. Ngangingakaze ngiziphuphe ngigibele imoto yezitatanyiswa. Hamba Doris, ngangiyisitatanyiswa sangoqobo, ngivulelwa ngisho iminyango. Isidlo sakusihlwa sasidla kwelinye lamahotela agudle ugu lolwandle. Sathi singaqeda, uThabo wathi kwabe kukimi, uma ngifuna ukuphindela ehostela, wayezongihambisa. Uma ngithanda sasingakhuphuka siye endlini yakhe phezulu. Ziyabusa izifundiswa uyangizwa! Nami angazi ukuthi nganginyelwe hlobo luni lwenyoni esandleni. Angingabazanga emqondweni kodwa impendulo yancika ngandoda. "Thabo, bengingathanda ukuphindela emuva, kodwa ngoba vele wena ususekhaya lapha, angithandi ukukuhlupha, uthini wena?" Uyadlala udlala isoka! UThabo waphendula ngambalwa nje. "Usuqedile Doris, phezulu-ke sisi, siyobuka ulwandle ukuthi lunjani ebusuku". Abuya amahhashi esifubeni, angazi noma kwakuwuvalo lokujabula yini?

Sangena eliftini, kudekude phezulu ezitezi zabelungu. Sathi singena nje endlini, uThabo wayekhumula ebhinca ithawula. Wageza ngokukhulu ukushesha. Wathi uma ngithanda nami ngingathatha amathawula ngiyogeza. Kwabe usho entshweni, vele ngiyazithandela indlu yengwenya. Ngageza kamnandi, ngafudumele amanzi lawa asehotela. kwathi makhathaleni ngaqeda. Ngathi uma ngiphuma ebathroom ngakhangwa wuThabo esabhince ithawula ebuka kude le olwandle. Ngasondela ngakuye, ngamgaxa ingalo ekhalo, sabuka imikhumbi ingena iphuma echwebeni. Ngasengifile ukuqhanyelwa, ingquza isimanzi te. UThabo wavela wama emva kwami, silokhu sibuka imikhumbi nje ungikhotha emqaleni, kamnandi kanjani yhoooo. Ngangisamangele ukuthi sasokuma kanjalo kuze kube nini? Ngathi ngimuzwa izandla wayezihlisela emathangeni. wangiphulula kamnandi, ngahluleka ukuzibamba, ngaphendula ikhanda ngamshaya ngenguzunga kakiss. Ngamuzwa ephefumulela phezulu kuhle komuntu kade egijima i-100 metres! Waliphenya ithawula, ngaxegelwa ngamadolo ngabambelela ngeframe yewindi. Ngezwa umthondo ovutha bhe ewudlalidlalisa emathangeni. Ngithi ngisalalele loko ngawuzwa ukhuphukela. Liwuphethe umthondo leliyabhungu ungathi oweShangane!

Wakhuphuka kancane, ngaye ngezwa ikhungqi lithinta umsunu, ngathi ukuwuminca. Ngamuzwa sengathi ushonaphansi kancane, yawuchitha umuthi inkonyane! Ngawuzwa ukhala phakathi, wawu ncenga kancane ewubusheka, ngavele ngawavula amathanga, wawushaya wagcwala isibeletho. Ngase ngikhohlwe nayileyomikhumbi engena iphuma echwebeni, sengindwazile, ngizwa umthondo ungigudla amalebe kamnandi...."Hooo Thabo, kodwa ungibanjelwe ngubani?" Ngazizwa sengibheda ubala. Kwangathi ngiyamubasela, uthule du, ungathi yinqama ihlatshwa. Wawujikijela wonke ngezwa ubumnandi engingabazi..."Awe mahhh Thaboo...Thaboo Yhooo" wawubhuxeka ewubhuxekile. Ngadunusa ngalikhipha lonke igolo likaMadlokovu. Wangifenda uThabo uyezwa! "Seeee ngiya chama Thabooo hhoooo... yuuuu.. awe maaaaa"

Ngadangalaza lapho , Ngamdudula ngezinqa sengigobile igolo ngalikhipha lonke lahlala obala okwempahla yembuzi, ngazizwa zigcwala amehlo izinyembezi. Ngangiqala ngqa seloku ngazalwa ukubhejwa nganjeya, futhi ngokhohlwa ngifile. Walibusheka lonke waze waqhiya umfana waseMjibha. Ngalizwa liqumba ngaphakathi. Kwayima kuthi damu emehlweni, kwaphela nezihlonono emadlebeni. Ngezwa umkhumbi kude le ushaya ihuta olwandle wathi : "Puuhhhhh!!!!"

Imfihlo yomndeni 2

Ngimbhebhe kunjalo umfazi womfoweth0.Usechamile kodwa usasha umthondo la kimina.Beselixega igolo lomfazi womfowethu.Naye engasakhali ngobumnandi esethi sekundamundamu.Kodwa manje ngiyalizwa seliyaqina nokufudumala kwengquza okuzungeze ijwabu lomthondo wami sekungikhungethe.

'Oh yes....yaaaaaaa!Sekumnandi futhi....Oh nkosiyami...Umnandi Shandu...weeeee!!!'Nami ngiqume ngizwa ubumnandi begolo.'Awu umnandi mfazi womfowethu.,Bengimgazi ukuthi uphethe ingquza emnandi kanje...Aaaaaaaa,..!!!'Sifendane ngamandla nomfazi womfowethu sibambane sigonofelane.Sibuye silandane ngongasuki phansi u"deep kiss".

Limnandi igolo lomfazi womfowethu.Uyafenda!Ubufequfequ.Ngiyabona umedlula kude owami.Lona ukhululekile,kanti owami udliwa amahloni.Empeleni uyabhora.Uvele abe isiduli nje uma sibhebhana.Ngiyoze ngimuzwe esenswininiza ngoba esechama.Lobubumnandi begolo lanamuhla angibazi.Lapha ngibanjiwe ngithe khaxa emathangeni.Ngithandelwe nangemilenze,kuyafendwa.Kulokhu nje kuthi'thofo!thofo!'isibumbu efenda umfazi womfowethu.'Hli..Eeee...Aaaawu!!Awu muntu womfowethu...!Umnandi kakhulu uyamedlula umfazi wami...Limnandi igolo lakho.'Ngisho ngelokukhala.'Ooooh ...!Awu Shandu...ungibhebha kamnandi!.Uyamedlula umfowenu.Awukaze ungithokozise kamnandi kanje umthondo...Ooo...yaaaa....'Naye ephendula ngelokukhala.

Ngithathe imilenze yomfazi womfowethu ngiyibeke emahlombe ami.Ngiwushaye wonke umthondo egolo.Lapho avele akhalise okwengane encane.Akhale angabe esathula.Lapho isishwapha sami sengisimince sonke.Sekungathi inja ikotele u"dustbin".Ngize ngibuze kumfazi womfowethu ngimuzwa ekhala engasathuli.'Awu mama yini...?'Akhale kakhulu,'Kumnaaaaaaandi!.,Kumnaaaaaaandi!...Awu kumnandi kumnandi Shandu"

Ngiwushaye impela kakhulu umthondo.Sengifenda sengathi umshini.Adazuluke kakhulu.'Weeeeeeeeee ngiyachama futhi...Oooooooooooooh!!!!!!!'Adlikizele umfazi womfowethu esechama.Libe''tight"igolo lakhe,bese liyaxega.Wosh!Ungishiyile futhi namanje.Cha ngithi ukukhokha umoya sengijuluke ngisho nokujuluka.Kuthi angilichamele igolo.Ayi ngizibambe.Ngiwuyeke nje umthondo uphakathi egolo ngingafendi.Ngimyeke imizuzwana embalwa umfazi womfowethu esakhokha umoya.

Ngimqale phansi ngo''kiss".Ngithathe ithawula elisembhedeni ngimesule ngalo emzimbeni bese nami ngiyazesula.Ngiqale futhi ngimfende.'Oh kusobala ngizobulawa lapha kwaShandu uma sengibhejwa kanje!Ngikhathele baba!'Ngithi kuye,'Phumula kuzofenda mina.'Ngisho ngibe ngimfenda.

Ngimuzwe esehefuzela nengquza isiqala iqina.Ngilibhebhe igolo.Ngimjikise kulokhu silale ngecele umthondo uphakathi.Ngimbambe izinqe ngemuva naye angibambe ngemuva.Sifendane sibe sibukana emehlweni.'Aaaaah bengingazi ukuthi bengizoke ngijabule kanje.Chama phela Shandu ungimithise ngithole ingane.'Ngimphendule.'Ungajahi ngisazokuchamela.Ngisezwa ubumnandi balempahla oyiphethe mkamfowethu.'Ngimphendule abe ngaphezulu.Ngimbambe ngqi izinqe.Afende umthondo ungene wonke.'Ooooh!....Yaaaaah!!!'Ngizwa ubumnandi begolo.

Ngimuzwe esebuya egiyeni.Sifendane isikhashana ngisambambe ezinqeni.Ngiwukhiphe.Ngimfulathelise.Awu ngilibone lonke igolo eselishiye ngemuva umfazi womfowethu.Sekumanzi ngisho izindebe zegolo.Liyabitoza sengathi liyaphefumula.Selizipetukele lona kade ngilibhebha.
Ngiwufake ngemuva.Uthi mpunyu mpunyu ushelela egolo elimanzi uye ubhajwe emajukujukwini.Ngimbambe amahips ngifende strong.Ngiwuphose onke amakhona engquza.Ashintshe amagiya kulelo nalelokhona esengimbhebha kulo.'Nhhiiiiiiiiiii...!!!Nhhaaaaaaa...!!!Weeeeeeeeee.....!!!',kulelo nalelokhona.Nami sengimbambe ngqi.Sengilume udebe lomlomo lwangenzansi ngibhebha le ekugcineni kwegolo.I"vibrate"ingquza yomkamfowethu.Ayi ngikhale ngimbambe ngqi sengifike ku"no return".Akhale naye kube zibhodongo ngimbambe ngqi kukhalwa.Ngidubule isidoda inkihlinkihli.Ngimchamele phakathiii.Akhale ubumayemaye ngimkhafulela ngesidoda.Siye siwe embhedeni silale ngecele umthondo uphakathi.Kube sengathi siyaquleka.Imiqondo ilahleke.Umthondo ulokhu uthi mpiki! Ukhafule esisele isidoda.Thina silokhu sithi ,'Oooooh!!Oh!!

Sisalele kanjalo sicimeze ngisho amehlo kanti okuyizalukazi kunyonyobe kwaye kwathi ne ewindini lekamelo esibhebhana kulo.kwabuka ngesikhala esincane yonke into.Ngizwe sekusho kanyekanye.'Mphinde!!!' 

 

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Imfihlo yomndeni

Sezikhulile izingane zomfowethu engimelamayo.Amawele.Umfana nentombazane.Ababuzwa ukuthi bangakwabani.OShandu ngqo,oMbatha ongeke ubaphike.Uyazithanda umfowethu izingane zakhe.Kuyena ziyikho konke.

EmaMbatheni umuzi omkhulu.Thina nomfowethu siganiwe.Ezami izingane zindala kunezikamfowethu.Kumthathe isikhathi ukuthola lezizingane.Yingakho ezikhonze kangaka.

Indaba iqale ngibuya enkonzweni.Ngedlule ngiye endlini enkulu lapho ngibizwe khona izalukazi zalapha ekhaya.ULaMbikiza,ukaMabika noMaMyeni.Ngingene ngiziphethele iBhayibheli.

'Ubizwe yithina Mbekezeli singomama omkhulu bakho.Sithi awu nakhu umuzi kaShandu ufa ukhona!'Lingidide lelogama.Anqake inkulumo uKaMabika.'Impela Mbekezeli ufile umuzi.Uyabona nawe umfowenu nomakoti wakhe uMaMncwango baneminyaka beshadile,kodwa do ichwane.Umuzi onjani-ke ongenangane?'Ngiphendule manje.'Phela ingane uyayiphiwa iNkosi.Akucala ukungabi nangane emshadweni.'Aphendule uLaMbikiza.'Onecala uwena obukelela umfowenu umuzi ufa.'Ngimane ngixakeke ngibe nokunengwa,kodwa ngingakukhombisi.

'Ngicela bomama omkhulu ningichazeleni ngoba angiqondi kahle ukuthi ningibizeleni.Nithini kimina.'Aqale uMaMyeni,'Umakoti usezame konke okusemandleni ukuthola umntwana.Kunhlanga zimuka nomoya.Kahle kahle inkinga ingakumfowenu...'Ngimngene emlonyeni.'Nibona ngani ukuthi inkinga ikumfowethu?'Aphendule uKaMabika.'Umakoti uyakhuluma.Angeke aze akhulelwe uma induku yomuzi isheshe iwe elawini,noma ibhocobale ubusuku bonke bulandelana.Uyafa phela umntanomuntu indlala eganile!'Axhume uLaMbikiza.'Yingakho nje abantwana bengaveli.'

Ziyendlale lenkulumo yazo lezizalukazi.Nakuba nginamahlonyana okuxoxa kanje nabo kodwa ngibuze.'Manje bomama omkhulu nithi mina angenze njani?Yini engingasiza ngayo ngoba phela inkinga kamfowethu lena,kodwa ngizwa sengathi nisola mina?'ULaMbikiza,'Nguwena phela Shandu ongaxazulula lenkinga ulekelele umakoti athole ingane.'Ngimane ngithule kube sengathi angizwa kahle noma ngiyaphupha.'Lomuzi wakhiwa yinina zingane zethu ungafi.Omakoti laba bazokwakha wona lomuzi kaShandu.Uma sebekhona mlekele phela umfowenu wande umuzi kaShandu.'Ngiphendule manje.'Mina bomama omkhulu angisiye udokotela.Okungenziwa ukuthatha umfowethu nomakoti baye kudokotela.'Abese ephendulile uMaMyeni.'Sekwazanywa kudala lokho.Njengamanje kudingeka ingane.Nguwena okumele ubeke leyongane.'Ngikhamise iBhayibheli liziwele.Zihleke lezizalukazi.
Kodwa mikhuba mini engiyitshelwa abantu abadala.Bathi angiyodla umfazi womfowethu!'Nisho ukuthi angiyolala noMaMncwango?'Baphendule kanyekanye.'Nje!!!'Ngithi ngiyababheka ngithole ukuthì baqinisile.'Niyabona bomama omkhulu ngiyakholwa mina.Lawomanyala angeke ngiwenze kumfowethu.Nomkakhe uMaMncwango angathini ezwa into enje!'ULaMbikiza aphendule.'Siyakholwa nathi Shandu.Asikuphazamisi futhi ekukholweni kwakho.Lapha sakha umuzi wakithi.Mayelana nokuthi uMaMncwango uzothini.Khohlwa.Sesiqedile inkulumo naye.Sesilinde wena uvume wakhe lomuzi wamaShandu.'Isiyangisinda nami lenkulumo.'Kodwa lento eningenzisa yona niyisuselaphi?'UMaMyeni aphendule.'Kwakuvele kwenziwa kanje uma indoda ingazali umfowabo ekhona.Umakoti wayehamba ayotheza.Umfowabo wendoda afike amqede ehlathini.Uyoze akhulelwe umakoti.Azale ingane yakhona emndenini.Noma ingafana nomfowabo bayelamana nje.'Ingimangaze lemfihlo yezalukazi.'Manje akusikho ukuphinga lokho?'Bangiphendule.'Ukuphinga ukufeba komuntu eganile azale amavezandlebe.Lapha unikwa umndeni uthi hlaba udle.Nengane futhi kuzokube kuwuShandu ngqo.Akusilo ivezandlebe.Kuphela nje umfowenu nomkakho kumele bangazi lutho ukugwema umsindo.Umakoti womfowenu usevumile kithina.Sekusele wena uhlabe udle.Kanti ngabe ngawani amasende la uma ningasalungisi imizi yoyihlomkhulu ngawo?Seniyoze niyofohla imizi yabantu ngawo.Nehluleka ukuwasebenzisa egcekeni!.Yeka ukuba ngilengisile.Ngabe uyawubona umsebenzi wamasende nompipi ukuthi yini.'Angisancengwa sezifudumele izalukazi zifuna ngiyodla umfazi womfowethu.'Ningayibulali ngendlala Mbekezeli ingane yomuntu ninompipi namasende egcekeni.Umfazi wenu lona.Akalotsholelwanga khona ukuzobukwa.Uma umfowenu ehluleka mnike izinto zakhona.Ijabule ingane yomuntu.Igone nomzukulu'

Awu ngingene endlini yomfowethu njengokuyalelwa umndeni.Owami umfazi usemhlanganweni wesikole.Umfowethu uthunywe yizo izalukazi lezi kwababomncane.Uyoze abuye sekuntambama kakhulu nge transport yokugcina.Ukhohliwe ukhohlwe izalukazi.Kuzihlalise ngaphansi kwesihlahla nje kugadile ukuba singaphazamiseki noMaMncwango umka mfowethu.

Ngimfice esengilindele umkamfowethu.Usesekamelweni.Uma ngithi'knock knock Athi ngingapha esho ekamelweni.Ngithi ngiyangena ngimfice ehleli phezu kombhede.Ukhumulile usele ngepitikoti elimhlophe nobra omhlophe.Uhleli wenebe embhedeni.Athi ukulenyusa ipitikoti amathanga amhlophe ahlale obala.Kucime izibani kimina.Umthondo vele ulifukule ibhulukwe''same time".Akukho kuqala ngesingeniso lapha.Yonke into ihleliwe izalukazi eziphandle.

Ngiziphose embhedeni womfowethu sengifile ukuqhanyelwa.Ngimkhave angabi nencane inkinga.Sincelane nomfazi womfowethu.Angibambe ipipi eliqhanyelwe.Nami ngehlise isandla siye esibunjini.Mamo!!!Akalifakile iphenti.Iminwe yami ngiyifake engquza.Ibuye imanzi bese ngidlalisa umsunu.'Mmmmmh...Ooooooh!!!'Kububula umfazi womfowethu.Akukhulunywa lapha.Nami ngilokhu ngiphefumulela phezulu ukuqhanyelwa.Angiqhaqhe izinkinobho ze"shirt"ngokushesha.Ngimbhebhe ngeminwe.'Awu!Awu!Awu!'Akhale umfazi womfowethu kube sengathi sengimudla ngomthondo ngempela.

Angiqhaqhe uziphu webhulukwe ngomkhulu umjaho lona.Ngiyabona uyijahile imbhebho.Linele lingaphuma ibhulukwe ne "under"awubambe ngqi umthondo.Lezozandla ezithambile,zintofontofo zishisa futhi ziwenze umthondo wami uqine ube ugodo.Avele aqhekeze ingquza umkamfowethu.Aziqondisele yena umthondo egolo.Ngimgibele.Ungene umthondo kushise kamnandi.Kasithi vu njalo omunye komunye.Ukuquma nokuphefumulela phezulu kuphela.

Afende zisuka umkamfowethu madoda!Uma sifendana ngizwe isibumbu sikaMaMncwango sithi thaqa! thaqa!Amasende aze athi ne ezindebeni zegolo.Ngizwakale sengibubula ngikhuluma okokuqala.'Aaaaa...awu umnandi mfazi womfowethu!!!'Nami angisazenzi.Imnandi leyangquza.'Wooo...aaaaah...ushaye lapho Shandu kumnandi!.Sifendane ngamandla manje usengithandele nangemilenze.Siyancelana''strong".Izandla zami ngizifake ngaphansi kwezinqe ngazisondeza.Ngifuna ukubuzwa bonke ubumnandi begolo.Sengimgijima onke amakhona umfazi womfowethu.Ngimuzwe ekhala kakhulu.'Aaaaawu ngiyachama nkosiyami.Kunini ngagcina ukuchanyiswa indoda!Yeeeeeeeeee...!!!!'Anginkonkoshele,angithandele nangemilenze.Adlikizele akhale mi ... izinyembezi.Ngiwuthi,Ngci!Ngci!Ngci!Wonke umthondo engquza.Isishwapha ngisimince sonke.

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UMbokodo - EO

Kuliqiniso ukuthi uma ufuna ukwazi ukuthi umuntu unjani, woqaphelisisa abangani bakhe. Mina ngikhulele emakhaya. Kwakungekona ukuhlonipha lokuya, ngangihlale ngikhophoza ubala. Umuntu omdala ngangingambheki emehlweni. Ngisho umfazi omunye ngangingambukabuki emehlweni, ikakhulukazi uma eke wathi ukuba mdadlana kunami.

Indaba yoniwa wusizi mntanomuntu. UMadlokovu wavele wamphelela umsebenzi wakhe wokuba umantshingelana eThawini. Kodwa wayesedonsile bandla shame. Phela ngamazi ngisafunda yena esevele esebenza. Eyidlani indwangu! Wayeshaya ngoDobshire noVyela, hamba mnyaka. Umsebenzi uphela nje Ikhehla lami imnyaka seyevile amashumini amanti, seyincengela emashumini ayisithupha. Kodwa phela nami sengibulawa yihaba nje, uNgema wabuyela ekhaya ena 51 yezi, awuboni nje manje una 57 yezi. Ukube akadlali ushukela ungabe usangibhebha uthuli, kunqamuke izipilingi zombhede. Pho-ke, wafika ushukela wakuvithiza kwaba yimvushwana okungumthondo kaMadlokovu wami. Sekukhuzwa imihlola uma ithuke ivuka imakwabo.

Ngisuke ngivelelwae uma like lavuka, ungimemeza ngisho kuyisemini, ngizwa ngaye nje esethi : "Doris sthandwa sami isinjalo leyompahla." Umuntu angabuye enze njani ngoba wazishayazonke ubabakhe? Ngivele ngishiye konke engikwenzayo ngiyomzwisa, kungaze konakale. Yena uyazama bandla, akufani nokuzikholisa ngomunwe. Futhi akenqeni nje nokuyingena ngolimu undabandaba ngize ngihehezise okwekewu, ewudla nje umsunu ngomlomo, ewugijima ngolimi sengathi ukhotha u-ice cream. Ngagana lapha ekhaya. Noma kunjalo, kukhona ezami  ezixoxwa ngezithombe. Ezesaba ilanga, engofa nazo ngizigcine ku-gearbox. Ezingaziwa ngisho nayilelithatha elingu Eliza.

U-Eliza nguye owangitholela umsebenzi wokushanela kwaLoliwe eThekwini. Vele nje ngisho ekhula wayaziwa ukuthi isigangi, ipipi ulithandisa okwengane encane ithanda isitikiswidi. UMadlokovu wake wathi ukushaya emakhala uma ezwa ukuthi ngangizohamba no-Eliza ukuya eThekwini, wabuye wehlisa umoya uma ezwa ukuthi sasizohlala ehositela labesifazane bodwa eliphakathi enkabeni yeThekwini. Ukungazi kufana nokungaboni. Ukube uMadlokovu wayazile, ngabe akavumanga. Phela ehostela sasifika ngokuzolala, futhi silethwa yizimoto zawo belu amadoda kaEliza akhona kwaLoliwe. Uyaqoma nanguya umuntu wesifazane, ngiyambonga! Cishe adlulile eshumini amadoda azitika ngaye. Ngangingangaqomi kanjani ngizwana noEliza kodwa? Ngake ngasibamba kodwa isimilo, iminyaka emibili yonke! KwaLoliwe isikwata sonke sakhona sasingibiza ngoMbokodo. Nami ngangilithanda leligama, lingenza ngiziqhenye ngiyimanzi yakwethu.

Ubungani phakathi kwami no-Eliza baya ngokuya buphola, baze babanda qa, okwekhala lenja. Sagcina singasalali ngisho e-roomini eyodwa, nami sengithole omama abaziphatha kahle njengami.

Uyadlala udlala isikwata! Ngase ngijwayele impela, sekuphele nokukhophoza, naloku ukungamadoda okwakuzama ukungiqinela sengikubiza ngaphansi kweziketi zonina. Inhlamba yayindiza emoyeni uma kuke kwangithatha kancane. Wawuzwa ngami ngithi : "Sihlama, golo, msunu, sigalaga sikanyoko, malebe, golo lenja..." njalo njalo, wawungafunga ukuthi ngangiyifunda ebhukwini. Ngasengibabeke endaweni yabo sebengihlonipha. Kanti angibuzanga elangeni. Balala bengalele bengakhela uzungu.

Indaba yoniwa ukufika kwenye insizwa, engayithanda ngiqala nje ukuyibona. Ngenhlanhla yayifike nezinkontileka zaseGoli. Wayenethonya loyamuntu. Futhi ngiyasola ukuthi ukuthi wayewudla ngempela umuthi engawudlalisi. Wayethi uma eke wasondela eduze kwami ngizwe ngimthanda ngokunye, ngikhohlwe ngisho ukuthi ngalotsholwa koSthenjwa. Wayelisoka, ngisho ekhuluma nami, engavele angidilike nje. Saze sajwayelana impela. Yize ngangibona ukuthi imbuzi yabe igudla iguma. Loko kwakungangikhathazi, nami ngangithathekile.

"Wesisi Dorisi ikhona nje indoda osewake wayibhebhisa la kwa Loliwe?" Wangibuza ngelinye ilanga uThabo. Phela sase size sajwayelana. Uyazike nawe ezikwateni inkulumo ivele ithiwe nje bhadla, ayembathiswa. "Ufuna ngikubhebhise yini", ngambuza sakudlala? "WeDorisi, mina ngingakuhlaba usuze, udele ngisho Umadlokovu. Ngiyalushaya ucansi, labantu bamaBlue movie ngingabaphendula opopayi", wangiphendula esehamba. Ngasala ngilubaluba ubala. Ngavele ngaqhanyelwa into eyisimanga! Ubhontshisi ngawuzwa ulobilobiza , phansi kwephenti, phansi kwangiyasebenza, phansi kwephinifo. Ngaxegelwa ngamadolo.

Ngayishiya lapho umop nebhakede, ngaqonda e-toilet same time. "Ngiyavelelwa yini, imihlola yami yini kodwa bantu?", ngathuka sengikhuluma ngedwa kuhle okohlanya. Ngangingakaze ngikhulume nomuntu wesilisa ngiqhanyelwe ngaloluyahlobo. Ngathi ngifika etoilet ngangigovoza ngichama. Igolo lalimanze te kwakungathi kukhona ovele waliqulela ngecena. Kwakukitaza kamnandi ongathi ngangingathola umuntu owayengavele angibhebhe ngokushesha. Ngaqeda ukuchama, ngabuyisa umqondo, ngehlisa umoya, ngaziqoqa. "Hlala ngentombi mfazi kaMadlokovu. KuseThekwini lapha, wophenduka umgido kapholoni uma ubhayiza." Ngawasho lawa ngokuziqinisa. Ngaphuma ngaqonda emsebenzini. "Inqobile imbokodo" Ngiziduduza ngaphakathi. Kodwa ngangazi kahle kamhlophe ukuthi uma uThabo wayengasheshanga wabuyela eGoli, Kwakochitheka izishebo.

Ake ngime la... ngobuye ngikwazise ukuthi yini le eyangixosha kwaLoliwe eThekwini?

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Sicela ukuxolisa kakhulu ngamagingxigingxi esibe nawo kusukela ngenyanga edlule. Kunongqeqhe obevele aqhamuke esethi faka imali uzobona. Sigcine  siyitholile lentsholongwana noma igciwane ebeliphazamisa umoya wokuthula. Salizumbula nezimpande zalo. Bese liyisinama ejezini. Selilahlekise ithemba kubafundi bethu abathembekile.

Yobeni ma-Afrika amahle, lixhoshwa libhekile.

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Ukube ngike ngasithola lesigilamkhuba bengizosigxavula ngamasenjana ngisikhombise ukuthi abafana naso benziwa njani, bekophela ukuba yileti lakimi. Angisakhulumike ukube bekungumfazi ofana nami, bekohlephuka amabondingi, kudabuke iziketi. Imihlola yami yini? Waze wasihlukumeza umuntu sizithulele.

Iqili - EO

Sekuneminyaka engaphezulu kweyisikhombisa izinto zingahambi kahle kwaZavolo. Phela uZavolo bekungesoka ekhula bekungamanyala. Ukhule eyibhungu elinogazi, angabhebhani egila imihlola. Nami nje wake wangibhebhela enye intombi engangisathi ngiyayikhulisa. Wayinena ngomthondo nje kwaphela uthando, angithi unguntanga u-ZV sikhule naye. Nento yokuchama uyiphethe bo, isibonda nje. Ubengumdlali webhola elikhokhelwayo, ziziwela nje izintombi. Imali nestayela bekubuzwa kuye.

Yawuchitha umuthi inkonyane! Lamlahla elakubo wazwana nelelihuzu elinguNomali. Intokazi impela yena uNomali, into nje uyisiziba esinzonzo sinzonzobele. Akadle ngakukhuluma. Abamazi kahle bathi iyayishaya imbokodo. Akusho bona kusho izenzo. UZavolo ubesaphunduka uzavolo woqobo. Kwamubamba ngekhubalo loku okunguNomali, kwamcaphuna ngamawashingi kwamfaka endlini yesonto kwasekumphonsa indandatho. Kwabe uzithelile umsobho etswayini, kwamfaka ubhebhamina ngedwa, wathithibala. Wohhe bekusewu bra ZV wani. Phela esadlala ingqamu sasimkhwaza ngo-ZV... Uzwe abanye sebembiza ngo "Zulu volovolo". Kwakufanele kodwa ngoba ibhola leli wayelikhahlela sengathi inhlavu iphuma evolovolweni. Engalibheki ipali.

Uyadlala wena udlala uNomali. Wathi angabona ukuthi useyaphupha ebholeni iZV, wakhuluma nelinye lamashende akhe, wafakwa kumathenda. Wayehamba ize ankonkomale unkunzana, kanti wayengazi ukuthi wangena ezimalini ngoba edlelwa umfazi. Nondaba bayahlupha ngemilomo emanzi. Sebavele bayona impilo kaZV bamtshela ukuthi umfazi wayesephelile, ebondwabondwa yisikhulu sakwamasipala esingumngani wakhe u-ZV. Siyesatshwa lesikhulu, asibhedelwa, sinezinkabi ezingalibheki ikhanda lendoda. U-ZV wayesehlala enyonyile nje. Angithi wayeseqalile nokunaka ukuthi ebhejwa nini uNomali futhi kuphi. wayeseze wonda ngisho emzimbeni, ubona ukuthi lento yayingampethe neze kahle. Uma sizwa ngosibhinca amakhasane, wayeseke wambuza uNomali. Kuthiwa lesekhawundane esinguNomali sambuza kwezikabhoqo ukuthi kwakuqala ngaso yini ukufeba, Akadle imali le yamathenda avale umlomo uma impilo esayithanda.

Isondo liyajika. uZV wayengagcini nje ngokudlala ibhola nobusoka. Ubedume nangokuhlakanipha. Thina esakhula naye nje siyamazi ukuthi izibalo wayengazibheki. Futhi nakhona ekhanda wayeshayiwe. Yikho kwakusimangaza nje ukuthi yini unhlakanyane ayedlala iqola leli, angaphenduli amatafula. Abelungu bathi every dog has its day. Angisho kugcwale umlomo ukuthi mina ngajabule kabi uma ngizwa kuthiwa seligaya ngomunye umhlathi. UZV, wavele wathola omuhle umsebenzi lo eKapa. Wadukisa umkhondo wathi usebenza eGoli. Yimi nedlanzana lezinsizwa ezisondelene naye esaziyo ukuthi usedla izambane likapondo le koKapa. Leliqola elinguNomali kuthiwa seligqigqe kwaze kwavuthwa indlela eGoli lithi liyomubheka khona. Into exakayo ukuthi zonke izinto zakhe zimukhomba eSandton. Kodwa ikheli alisebenzisayo kuthi uma uthi uya kulo, uzithela esikhotheni esingenamuzi.

Noma ngimdabukela uNomali kodwa ngaphakathi ngibuye ngizizwe sengithi shosho, khona eyogcina ukuzenza iqili elikwazi ukuzikhotha emhlane. Manje okuxakayo wukuthi nyangazonke, uZV uzikhokha zonke izikweletu zekhaya, abese efaka nemali yokondla izingane kwa-account kaNomali. Iqola selisele nesidanga sevondwe. Lutho ukuthola umthondo kaZavolo. Ukunuka kwesende alisakwazi. Nesikhulu leso sakwamasipala kuthiwa sesaziqhathulula. Ubani-ke omunye ungazosa ebhekile ngoba indaba kaNomali yaziwa ilokishi lonke. Ungathi bamfaka isichitho akeve esedabukisa. Abuye aziqedele ngokweyisa, sabammbomulisa bammbomulisa.

Ungabe yimbi yini lento eyenziwa nguZavolo?

Hummer-Devil -EO

Inzima impilo slovaz !!! Ngiyakushayela bra wami. Uthi la uthi izinto ziwubuthebele, ikujikele impilo. Ngiyaqala ngqa slovaz ukuzwana ne-tracker! Ungiphethe nge-remote control uKhethiwe. Lemali yezipoki iyamhlanyisa. Akasafuni ngibhebhe muntu ngaphandle kwakhe. Ngiyasola ukuthi usake wangizama ngobhebha mina ngedwa, kwasho ukuthi ngiyizinyane loMzulu bra wami, ngiyagabha. Loko ngikushiso ukuthi kukhona lomama ake athi asiye kuyena siyolanda ikhubalo lenhlanhla. Ngashaya amakhala ntwana uma kuthiwa lomuthi uyaphuzwa nje kuphela ugijime negazi. Yavele yawusola inkukhu umgqakazo, ngadla ishut-up. Ngangiwuphuza phambi kwabo umuthi, ngothi ngingafika ekhaya ngishaye imboziso nenye ishandisi engayigaywa yikhehla lami lase-17 yokubulala amadliso.

Loku okunguKhethi kwakuthi kuyangiphaphela lasasihlangana khona ngikunyomfe. Ngiyabona kwakusuke kuhlola "into" yako. Kade safika la kwamhlaba ntwana asinakudlala bonke obaqwe seTheku laba. Asikho lapho kodwa ntwana, lasikhona yila... Emva kwaloluyasuku lwaseHotela, uKhethiwe kwasekungathi uyahlanya ekhanda. Ngasengivuswa wuye nge-call, every hour kungena icall yakhe. Kwaqala kumnandi slovaz athi uma efonile ngikhulume ngize ngikhukhumale. Muhle futhi ulithwele isaka. Angisakuphathi-ke okwesibumbu, unendindibala, igquma nje into emise okwe-Mount Kilimanjaro. Kade ngangibabhebha ntwana ongane, akekho ofika kuKhethiwe, ngisho umkaMadlanduna akaliboni elidlalayo. Ngakhumbula u-miss Nguse ntwana, i-lady, into engadle ngakukhuluma, edle ngokudeka igolo ngilidle ngize ngilibuke. Ngiyaphi lapho manje?

Ngaphandle kokungihlupha ngokuba umantshingelana wami, UKhethiwe ngiyamgaya iju, uyakwazi kufenda. Wangigilela izimanga mhla ngimvakashele kwakhe eWestville. Iyabusa leyangane bra wami. ihlala yodwa esithabathabeni somuzi, esigadwe ngamasecurity. Uwakhacani lapho! Ungathi ukhomuza izinja zakhe. Ngake ngaphatheka kabi ntwana ngimuzwa ethethisa enye irazo egada kwakhe. Ngagcina ngimbuzile ukuthi kungani ebaphatha kanje, wathi akafuni bamjwayele kabi ngoba uhlala yedwa. akahleki akathi nsi, nami usangidlela bra wami ukuthi angovele ngidle isibaca khona bezongiveva, bangene ku June/July uma ngiqhamuka. Uyazi-ke nawe ukuthi ngibacaka kanjani. Ntwana, wangi landa e-town.

Uyayithanda-le ndlamu ethi : "Boso kemang?" Waqhamuka seyidlalela phezulu, wangitapa, washaya kancane, ngibona nje ukuthi wayesedlisa ungwana, ntwana. Lwashosholozo uhntshu lwengadlangadla, lwathi uma luphuma laphaya e-Tollgate, ngezwa kuthi angindize yinjabulo. Phela ngangikade ngigcine ukumbhebhela ehotela, ngaze ngazunywa ubuthongo. Sathi Pava, sathatha u-right, saqondo ngqo eWestville. Kwakungathi singena e-palace ntwana, kwaphithizela amasecurity siqhamuka, kwantaza amabhansthi emadodeni, kwakungathi ngibuka isekisi(circus NOT sex)  Yanyelela yangena ngaphakathi konezinde izindonga lezi umuzi, istop nonsense soqobo. Ngake ngamuzwa ewakhomuza emasecurity, ngawabona eqoqana wonke ngeminute, all 4 o them ntwana. "Shi yela! Skufike mina manje izophela yonke lenonsense yenu, anginikhokheli ukuthi nilalea la!" Phumani! Niypatrola ngaphandle around the walls, take your corner spots, nikhumbule ukuthi ngiyanibona on cameras.", wathi angaqeda nje uKhethiwe, Athi lacu wonke wonke amasecurity, lavaleka isango emva kwawo, Wangishaya ngesmile esincane : "Babah, the whole yard is ours baby, you'll be my king tonight", ehla kamnandi lawo, noma ngangisathuswe yindlela aphatha ngayo ogadi bakhe.

Kwakufudumele ntwana, sangena endlini. "Baby, ngisayogqoka something comfy". Wangishiya ngimile elounge, ngangisaba ngisho ukuhlala, the lounge suit looked damn expensive ntwana, kwakungathi ngiyaphupha. "Hey, baby wathalazisa okwesimaku silahlekelwe ngumesisi nje, yini ngawe?", wangethusa uKhethiwe ngisalibele ukubakaza. "come on baby get loose, ngena turn left, second door kwa-right, uzothola your clothes there baby. Get into something comfy, angidelanga ehotela, wangirobha." Kwaduma ikhanda ntwana, umthondo wavuka same time, kwazise ngangiphonselwa inselelo ngesibumbu. "Akazi namina uKhethiwe", ngangunduza ngedwa ngiqonde lapho ngangiyalelwe khona. "Wow!!!", ayichazeki into engayifica laphaya. Kwakunebuilt-in unit igcwele phama izinto zokugqoka eziwusize wami. Ngake ngabamba ngayeka wena owabona ingane ingena esitolo samathoyizi. Ngagcina ngikhethile ngagaxa amasandali athambile esikhumba. "Wow, darling you look spiffy!", kwasho Ukhethiwe. Kaduma upotiyana slovaz, ngingazi na spifi lowo mina, ngamane ngahleka inhlinini. Ngagcina ngizijubile ngathi "thanx my love". Kodwa iqiniso elimsulwa ngangingazi noma inhlamba yini.

Kukhona utshani obuhle obuluhlaza ngaphansi kwezihlahla ezigundwe kahle. Sahlala kubo. Yaqala kancane lento ntwana kusamdladlwana. Sibhucabhucana umzimba. Yavuka yama mpo induku slovaz. Manje ngangesaba ukuzibika, naku ngangibone namasecurity, ngingazi ukuthi azobuya nini ngaphandle. Washeshe wabona uKhethi ukuthi angikhululekile. "Thando, khulule, sthandwa sami, it's just the two of us, I'm all yours. The gate is locked." Yangena inkomo ensimini! Ngakhululeka ngagcwala ubhavu. Sagonana noKhethiwe, ikhanda ngiloku ngiligingqagingqa emathangeni, ngikhotha amanipples tltlt, nalelo slovaz igama ngalifunda that day. UKhethiwe ede engiphulula amathanga ngoright. Gxavu umthondo phansi kwesikhindi. "Hhhawe! kanti unjani wena Thando, sewuqhanyelwe njalo?" Ngezwa ngifikelwa amahlonyana ngaziqinisa : "Kunani Khethi my honey bunch? Angizenzi, you are too sexy for my dick". Ngambona emoyizela kancane, kanti usecabanga ukuganga. wathi ukungisusa kancane phezu kwakhe hlwi iskhinjana ayesigqokile nepenti wakulahla laphaya kude. "Awenze nawe ngibo my love" Wangibuka emehlweni. Slovaz, wavuka more umthondo, kwavuza athe, wajama umqondo wema ngqi. "please babah, take it all off", washo ezikhumulela yena..."yehheni bantu, kanti awusho nje Thando sewuzichamele!!" Wangokha ngensini bra wami. Phela icena lase ligcwele ikhingqi.

Slovaz, nakhu kunesimwana esiphuthumayo, ngobuye ngikutshele kahle ukuthi kwenzekani next..sory ntwana till next time.

Isibonda somthondo2 - EO

I keep my promises. As promised, I had to tell you what happened the very first night I visited Skhumbuzo for a sleep over.

It was a festive season, spirits were high and most people were in the festive mood. I guess I got caught in the euphoria too and I was in the spirit of "giving" :-). I urged to give sex that my new lover would never forget as long as he lived. A week after that night at Nandos was the best time of my life. Skhumbuzo spoiled me rotten, with flowers, gift, tender care and I received all his attention and I was reciprocating his love. We were like doves. I was then fully engrossed in his love and was enjoying it. He was very sweet and caring, very understanding and truly melted my heart. It felt so good to be loved. There was only one question that was at the back of my mind. Was he as good at sex as he was romantically. Also I was very worried cos he would never let me fondle his hehehe you know what. When it came to his torso, that was a NO go area. I even started to think that maybe he had dick a size of "cigarette" instead of a cigar.

The day that he hinted to me that he would like me to have a sleep over was a Friday. For the very first time in our short relationship, he suggested that we would use only his car. I got a hint. I insisted on using my car. I guess he wanted to use some excuse to drag me to his flat. None the less, I went to the date fully prepared for a sleep over. Not that I'm easy, I really urged for a good shag. It had been a very long since I had spread my thighs open for a man. I missed the warmth of wrapping my smooth legs around a mans torso. I don't even want to mention how I longed for that feeling of a hot dick within my vagina.

PMburg is a small town and we did not want colleagues, friends or relatives to disturb us. We chose to go to the Golden Horse Casino. It was a damn good idea! I got a chance to try a lot of dishes there. I loved the crock steak it was delicious. I guess Skhumbuzo wanted to pounce on me whilst my guards were down, coz as we were enjoying he smoothly introduced the idea for me to sleep over. He kind of like smoothly mentioned the sleep over within the conversation and eventually we were in mutual agreement of his suggestion. Not that I cared, but that day for the first time, I realized how gently persuasive he can be. The wine was also playing its huge part in invigorating the mood. We were not sloshed, but those two glasses with dinner gave a head some spin. Damn! My advice to young women : "Don't drink wine if you don't want to get laid, period!".

After dinner we drove straight to Skhumbuzo's flat, luckily he had two garages and my car would be safe for the night. So I thought, but it was not to be. We rushed into the room and we were all over each other. I was paying more attention on feeling his penis, but he did a good job of hiding  that. At one stage I tried to handle it but he was swift in gently sidetracking my naughty hand. We kissed and cuddled. Eventually the climax of the day came. At last I had to have a peep at what my man had in store for me. I just could not hold myself any longer. I wanted to see his dick. I suggested that he takes the bath first, clever move! Wine was playing its part on both of us. I helped him to take his shirt off, then---eventually the trouser had to go off too and the underpants.

Awu! yoh! Wadonsa ugoqolo lomthondo, isibonda nje, into engangingakaze ngiyibone seloku ngazalwa! Ngethuka ngoma ngezwa nginesifuthufuthu nesiyezi, newayinyana lelo engangiliphuizile ladamuka ngashaywa wuvalo! 

The biggest and the longest dick I had ever seen entangled from under his legs. I took one glance and knew there and then that there was NO way I'd sleep over. I hid my shock well because he never suspected any thing. I accompanied him to the shower.  As he started to smear a soap all over his muscular body, I told him that I forgot my phone in the car. He showed me where the garage keys were.

He started singing a very upbeat melodic tune as he took the shower. I closed the bathroom door behind as I collected all my stuff. I Got into the garage, got into my car, reversed out, threw the key on the garage floor and closed the door. I could still hear him chirping in the bathroom as I drove off. I was so surprised and scared. My hands were sweating as I drove off , when I arrived home, It took a shower, boiled water and made myself a strong black coffee to calm down my nerves. After calming down, I phoned him and told him that I left the garage keys on the floor where my car was parked. He mumbled a few words, but I never understood what he was trying to say. I slammed the phone down and went to bed.

I really urged for a shag but lost appetite when I saw Skhumbuzo's dick for the first time. I got a real shock of my life!


Isibonda somthondo 3

Isibonda somthondo - EO

Ngiyintokazi yomZulu. Ngiyazigqaja ngolimu lwami. Kodwa le indaba, ngizoyikhininda ngesiNgisi sami sale emakhaya, kwanjayiphume. Uma kukhona lapho ungezwisisi kahle, uxole nkosi yami nami ngizama ukungena ezintweni.

I hope that most women young as I am who have been fucked before know how painful it is to dump a man who knows how to fuck only to find that most men that you come across don't know where the vagina is found in a woman. It may sound weird, this is not a lie. I overheard two young guys in their late 20's arguing about a g-spot and it was hilarious. One guy thought G-spot means "Girls' tit" I nearly burst out laughing.

It was a dry season in my life, it had been 6 months since I last had a shag. The urge to be fucked was getting the best of me. It is not a joke, but I wished to even smell the penis, let alone fondle the testicles..I love fondling testicles and a horny cock. My body simply oozes with juices. My mouth waters and my Zulu vagina becomes moist and ticklish. Ngivele ngibe nempene, ngiwufune la umthondo. I became lucky about 3 years ago. One very hot guy named Skhumbuzo took a special notice of me at work. He was the quiet type and I never thought we heard anything in common, well off course except for the fact that he had a cock and testicles, tools that adore on every man.

As I got to know Skhumbuzo better, I realized that he was not bad. He was even very good looking and as my friends started to comment about how lucky I was to find a catch like him, love slowly began to grow. I kept telling him and myself that we that were just friends. Deep down, I knew that I had started to fall in love with Skhumbuzo and I'd fight with any woman who dared enter my territory. As love grew, I started to imagine us having hot sex sessions. Sometimes my imaginary games would get me wet. One night I couldn't sleep for hours thinking about us. In the morning of that same night, I took a decision to tell him how I felt about us. I never saw him for the whole week since that very same week, he had to work more than 100km away from eThawini(PMB) where we both stayed. I could not drive to Port Shepstone just to tell him how I felt about him. It would be unladylike... and I a proud Zulu maiden would never do anything to degrade my status and my family. All I could do was waiting.

The following week there he was, smart and handsome as ever. It is true that distance makes the heart to grow fonder. When we met at the passage I couldn't hold myself, I think I gave him a clue that I'd fallen in love with him. I'm saying that because he asked me to go out with him that very evening. The temptation to have sex with him was too much. I hoped that the opportunity would never present itself. I couldn't work for that whole day. At one stage, I even started to breath heavily as I imagined fondling his balls! I know it sounds strange, but that is exactly what happened. The situation became worse after lunch. Skhumbuzo and I went to lunch together and finalized our plans for the dinner. Luckily it was one of those quiet days, since most staff had taken yearly leaves. It was just us a skeleton staff working just to keep the fires burning during the festive season.

Our dinner was nothing fancy, we went to Nandos, I really enjoyed myself. Skhumbuzo knows how to make the woman to feel special. I felt like a queen the whole evening. It was a pity that from there each one of us drove back home. If I heard a choice, that is the day that I would get shagged. What can a woman do, another missed opportunity. I started to wonder why Skhumbuzo never rushed to have sex with me like most guys in the past did. I gave it some thoughts but never let my mind dwell on it. I guess it is because I consoled myself by thinking that it had to do with his shy personality.

We met at work the following day and that's when I told Skhumbuzo that I had fallen in love with him. I guess I took him by surprise, he confessed that he was afraid to raise the subject again, since I rejected his advances outright the first time he tried to propose. I could see that he was relieved. Did we have a good time on that week! Damn, I missed being spoiled like that for almost 9 months! It felt good to be loved. Skhumbuzo is a very caring man. He is very particular about how he treats me, he is very romantic too. When I'm with him I really feel like a queen. We have been together for 3 yrs now but he has not changed. We will be getting married in a year's time and I really feel happy to be loved by him. It has not been always been like this... We nearly had sex that very same week, had it not been for circumstances that were beyond my control. We still giggle no-stop when we remember that very 1st night...It was hilarious, it still is. When I start to be bitchy, Skhumbuzo reminds me that very first night and we laugh about it. It was something that I never dreamt that I would ever do. If Skhumbuzo did not love me this much, I don't think that our love would have survived a few days that followed that 1st night.

I'll tell you all about the funny 1st night the next time I get time to finish this story. For now, just hang in there.

Continued...

Da Hummer Gal -EO

Slovaz,

Yoh! Cishe ngakhohlwa uwena bra wami! Kuright-ke ntwana vele ngangishilo ukuthi second half ngokudlela 99 ukuthi  UKhethiwe wangidekela kanjani igolo. Ntwana loya mntwana ungathi udla umasteroids, ufenda one way, wacishe wangikhumula iqolo. Awuthi ngi yiqale right from the top indaba ngingakuchathi umile ntwana. Phela ngagcina ngikudlele ukuthi sayihlaba kanjani ikari ka Khethiwe. Ntwana ngathi ngingafasa ibhande, yanyelela kancane ntwana. NeSipingo ngasibona sisihle ngokunye, ngisibuka ngale kwewindi le-Hummer. “Bhoso kemang...” Kwakukhala ubuzucuzucu slovaz siphuma eSipingo siqonde ngase town. Sathi uma singena nje kuthelawayeka, laphaya ngase airport endala, kwasuka amaphepha. Ngazibonela ntwana ukuthi uKhethi wayewufuna la umthondo.

“Baby, usuhamba ngo-160, hlisa ungajahi vele ngizokubhebha like good old times, musa ukutatazela uzosibulalisa ngemoto!”, ngakhuza ntwana sengibona sishwibeka. Kodwa nami ngangijahile, angithi uKhethi wayeshaye esiphephezela yo futhi asifishane isketi lesi. Futhi ungathi wayebuye angigovozele ngamabomu, ngoba ithanga lase lihleli lonke obala. Sengiconsa amathe, kuhle kwabhova ubona isiteki senyama. “Yini ungibukani Thando, uyangiqabuka yini?”, wabuza ngelisexy iphimbo leli. Ngaqhanyelwa mo, ngawuzwa uqina umthondo uma mpo sengathi ngangiphuze ubangalala ngomhluzi wenkukhu. Ngase ngizisola ukuthi ngangimkhuzeleni ngathi angajahi. Kwavele kwayikude ngokunye eThekwini. “Yini engathi sekujahe wena nje Thando, ungajahi, ngizokubhebhisa ukhathale, isikhathi esethu sonke. Kwakungathi uyawufunda umqondo wami. Into encono nje ukuthi kwakushayela yena, ukube kwakushayela mina, mhlambe sasingeke sifike kwakhona eThekwini ngingayenzanga ingozi.

Yashosholoza njalo yaze yayopaka ngakwelinye lamahotela aphambili agudle ulwandle. Sangena, savele saqonda emaliftini. Kudekude phezulu emarumini. Ngaxakeka nje ukuthi kanti uKhethi usahlala emahotela singazi nje? Wangichazela ukuthi ubenamameeting, nabantu bakhe bemali yezipoki. Lavuleka i-lift saphuma. Lwangithi heqe uvalo, akubona ubuhle bendawo phela lobuya. Ngeke ntwana, kumnandi ukuba nedollar bra wami. Sathi uma singena erumin, UKhethi wavele waqhumisa iBar-Fridge, sathi ngqangqa eziphuzweni, ngezwa kufudumala igazi, kwaphela namahlonyana anganginawo. Ngavele ngafuna ukudla umuntu.  Wavula umnyango uKhethi, wagaxa u"DO NOT Disturb" on the door. Ngavele ngabona ukuthi sasizobhebhana sasizokhiphana inkani.

“Thando, uyazi ngisayikhumbula indlela owawungibhucunga ngayo kamnandi emhlane. Asithathe ishower.” Kwakungathi ngiyaphupha, ngathi ukuzincinza kancane ngicabanga ukuthi mhlawumbe ngizophaphama ngilele. Ngakhumula kahle izimpahla engangizigqokile kazigoqa istulweni. Ngashaya ngesudi yesele intwana. Umthondo umile lapho mpo. Pho uyazazela-ke nawe ngiwuthwele umthondo, ngishaya ngomagqilazijongosi.

Ngambona ewuthi nhla kancane umthondo uKhethiwe wasondela : “Thando kodwa akuwona phela umthondo lo isiqalekiso. Mhla siqala ukubhebhana ngacishe ngabaleka ngakushiya”. Wamoyizela kancane wangishikilela waqonda ngasebathroom. Ngamshusha eduze, ngathi ukumgqula kancane ngomthondo wazethukisa ubala. Sasho phakathi eshoweni. Amanzi ayefudumele kamnandi. Ngambucunga emhlane, ngathi ngingaqeda waphenduka wabheka ngakimi, wangigcoba umzimba wonke ngensipho, kodwa emandla kakhulu ekungi phululeni umthondo. Ngibuye ngimuzwe ephefumulela phezulu, ngibone ukuthi use wubona ngamehlo engqondo umgoqoza. Sayishaya i-shower yaphela yonke insipho emizimbeni. Kwahlangana emehlo, ngambona engibuka ngamehlo azelayo, ngabona sengathi uxegelwa ngamadolo. Ngambamba ngamsondeza, ngathi ukumkhotha khotha ngase zindlelbeni, wakhonkobala wena owabona ingane ikitazwa.

Wanginkonkosheshela, wangigaxa umlenze okhalo ngawubamba ngawuqinisa.  Yanyelela umakwabo yomthondo, bhekake ngoba sasimanzi, khona lapho eshaweni. Ngamdudulela odongeni, ngawushisa umthondo. Ngezwa unyibilika ngaye ngayo ngqinda ngesibumbu. “Kahle Thando, hhayi manje, wothi kancane” Ngasigaxa ezinqeni isandla sokudla ngamsondeza, ngathi ukufola, ngamphakamisa ngawo umthondo ngawubusheka phakathi  wonke. “Yini kodwa ukuba yikloza Thando, asiphume siye embhedeni “ Ngaphinde ngamsondeza, ngamuzwa esefenda, wangibamba wangiqinisa. Wafenda uKhethiwe uyezwa! “ Awu babah, umnandi umthondo wakho, ngibhebhe Thando wami”
Ngawubusheka, nami ngasengizwa ukuthi nature is taking its cause, sekuwubutata. Ngawubhoncula. “Yini kodwa ukuphapha Thando, uwukhiphelani manje kusemnandi kangaka?” Wangishaya ngethawula emhlane ngesikhathi ngiphuma ebathroom, wangisukela. Ngafike ngasusa izingubo embedeni, ngalala ngabheka phezulu. Wazichoma Ukhethi kumaqondana.

“Mhhhh Thando.. kumnandi”.
“Nakumina kumnandi Khethi wami.”

Sabambana, wangifenda uKhethi, amathanga  akhe abovu anamamasela, wayeke awahlekeze asilethe sonke isibumbu ngiye nginqinde ngamasende emalebeni

“OOhhh Thando, this is out of this world. I’ve always l loved you, Bastard”
“Yeah baby me too, you’ve always been in my mind”

Ngazizwa sengiwahubhuza ngesiNgisi amanga, ngimkhumbula ephi khona, ngangizilibalele o-Lovey no Miss Nguse eLovu?

Waphinda wayikhipha yonke ingquza, ngamuzwa efenda kuqhuma ithambo leqolo, kanti useyachama. “Hold me tight Thando”.. Ngambamba ngamsondeza, ngamfenda ngamsheshisa, Ngezwa igolo lakhe livuleka livaleka, kwashisa wonke umzimba, kwakitaza the whole body ntwana kwaye kwayokitaza ubhozo. Ngabhongisa ukwenkunzi yenkomo ihlatshwa. “Yes..yes..yessss Khethi!! Yeah!!!” Ngachama.

 Ngalala ngathi ja. Ngaze ngavuswa wuye uKhethi ngo-kiss nejuice emnandi. Kumnandi ukuphila ntwana.

Second half Slovaz, ngisaphuthuma iDollar

Igwala lentokazi

Sengiyobabhebhela eMhlanga - EO

Slovas,

Ayadlala wena udlala imali! Mjitha sengimnandi. Izinto zami zombili sengizozibhebhela eMhlanga. Angikwazi nje ukubangisana nosikhotheni basemqashweni. Phela emva kokudla umiss Nguse edladleni lakhe eLovu, ngehlelwa yinhlanhla eyisimanga. Uyamkhumbula uKhethi? Slovaz nangu lo owathi efika la eLondon ethithiza ngamvusa ngomthondo, wafoma wangishiya nginkemile. Ngahlangana naye eSiphingo, esehamba nge-4pound mjitha. Ubani nje owayengacabanga ukuthi leyangane ingake ithenge imoto? Angisabali-ke okokugibela i-Hummer yonke. Kwangibona kuqala okunguKhethi slovaz, ngakuzwa sekusho phezulu engadlangadleni kuthi: "Hi horny honey". Phela kwakungibiza kanjalo angithi ngangikubhebha kuze kufune ukukhala. Hhayibo yisifo lesiya uKhethi umthondo wayewuthandisa okwemali. Ngiyazisholo nje mjitha, imali wayefa ngayo, wayengeke angishiye phela ukube umthondo wayewuthanda ukudlula imali. Kwafika loyaBhuti wethenda yemigwaqo, wamuka naye.

Mina bengingasamboni Slovaz, usemuhle ngokunye manje. "Jikela ngale Thando ungene sixoxe" Washo kanjalo mfana ngabona sengathi amasango ezulu ayavuleka. Mina neHummer, umthondo nesistela mjitha. Kwaba wubutata ngijikela esicabheni sepassenger, wangivulela ngangena. "Iyoze ife idla utshani, namanje usalubhada ngoCetshwayo Thando, kanti wawufundelani?", wangibuza ngokuqhosha. Ngezwa kuthi xhifi, kwathi angiphume emotshwaneni yakhe. Nakuba angiphumanga, ngasuke ngakhangwa amathanga slovaz. Umthondo wavuka same time, ngavele ngakhamisa nka, ngezwa amathe egcwala umlomo sengathi ngigatshiselwa ngoju lwezinyosi. "Usathanda ingquza namanenje Thando? Wena ngeke ushintshe, izokubulala 3 tin." Ngathi ukwethuka : "Uthi angenzenjani horny bunch uma ngibona kucwebezela langangidlala khona, Uthi usangangibhebhisa nje sewaba wu-top shayela kanje?" Ngambona emoyizela kancane lapho ntwana. Wangibheka ngqo ezinhlamvini zamehlo. "I miss you horny honey, akekho phela umuntu ongangibhebhisa okwakho, yima esazozalwa", wakhuphula amawindi esilwane athi tzzzzz athi thaqa phezulu. Wangibamba wangisondeza wangishaya ngesivuthayo isqanda lova, kwaxega amadolo, kwasiza kona ukuthi ngangihleli emotweni. Wangidedela, waphinde wehlisa amawindi emoto tzzzzzz. Idimile i-Hummer yakhe ntwana, angikholwa ukuthi abadlula ngendlela basibona.

"Asihambe siye kwami uma ungajahe ndawo", washo wangithi laphalazi ngamehlo a-sexy ini! Ngashiso okukaVusi Ximba wodumo, may his soul rest in peace, "ekhaya-ke mntanami." Wamoyizela kancane uKhethi, ngoba yayivele iduma imoto, wafaka eliyaphambili, sanyelela isilwane sikamhlola. Wathi ngcingci amabhathini ambalwa, kwaduma ungoma. "Fasa ibhade sikhotheni singaboshwa", eshi uKhethi wayesenguye nje, zonke izinto ayevame ukungigcona ngazo wayesazikhumbula. "Thando, kwakusiza ukuzwana nami, impilo yakho izoshintsha for ever kusuka namhlanje" Slovaz, ngangicabanga ukuthi uyachoma ngoba esencono. Lutho Slovaz, wayekhuluma iqiniso lodwa. Nawe uyazibonela nje ukuthi sengishintshile. Baphela abantawana yimina. Awufuni ngikugaxe okhahlambeni Slovaz sidle iDollar nawe? Uma uqeda ukufunda lemessage, ungiphendule Slovaz. Mina vele sengimnandi, sengize ngathenga ngisho islahla sikaBMW. Kukhala abantwana laphaya ko-UKZN uma ngidlula ntwana. Ngisezintweni manje Slovaz, uKhethi ungifake ntshi, phakathi kuye nasezintweni. Uyangincanywa loyamntwana ntwana, ungikhumbuza izinto zami ezimbili zase Lovu. Kodwa engathi uLovey sekuzombedela. Angikwazi ukudlana nabafazi babantu sengimnandi. Ngathi sengiyabona amaHeadlines eLangeni "Kubhadanywe isiqumama saseMhlanga nomfazi womuntu". Ngiyamjinda ntwana. Sekosinda yena u-miss Nguse.

Eish, ntwana naku umsebenzi ungixina kabana, phela ngikhanda i-dollar manje, angisenaso isikhathi sokudlala. Uma nawe ntwana ufuna ukuba mnandi ngena la, ungayithathi njengehlaya lento ntwana ngi-serious. Nansi imali yezipoki idunusile. Zwakala khona-ke ntwana : SIDLA IMALI YEZIPOKI uma ucabanga uthi ngiyadla yindaba yakho leyo. Wosala uncela izithupha

Next time ntwana ngokuxoxela ukuthi sabhebhana kanjani noKhethi that very first day engigibelise ku-Hummer. Manje ngisaba nokuthi uzosuke uqhanyelwe ukhohlwe ukumba imali yezipoki. Kanti ngifuna ubemnandi nawe ntwana. ungakhohlwa, angidlali sidla idollar la ntwana, khohlwa indaba yokuloku uphulula amasende. Nansi IMALI YEZIPOKI

Till next time ntwana. Kunganjani sihlangane kwa-Max, siyophuza laphaya phezulu ntwana, angithi nathi sesiyizicukuthwane?....

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