Wangilaya makhaza

Ngishayela lamatruck ashaya ilong distance. Kujwayelekile vele ukuthi nginike abantu ilift laba abasuke becela kufreeway ngoba ngizama ukuba nemadlana engatheni yamadrinks nokudla. Yinde lendlela ehanjwayo la. Angilukhonzile kakhulu ucansi ngoba noma kukhona engimliftile ngithi ngiyamdlalisa ngokushela ngibone ukuthi usezovuma ngivele ngizibe ngiqale enye inkulumo.

Ngizithandela umkami nje umaNdlovu mase ngilele eduze kwakhe kusuke sekuphelele konke kimina. Nabafowethu babeyaye bangigwexe bathi ngiyisishimane kodwa ngingabanaki nje.

Kwenzeka ngelinye ilanga ngishayela itruck elisuka eGoli liya eKZN. Kwakubanda loku okweqile ngithe nje ngisanda kungena kufreeway nangu ucc eceleni komgaqo ucela ulift. Ngime agijime bese ngimvulela athi uya emarisburg. Ngithi akagibele. Ngibe nako nje kodwa ukuthi ngizohamba nomuntu wesifazane ibanga elingaka amakhaza enje. Hay sixoxe abese engixoxela ukuthi ubesebenza egoli manje usethole onconywana ngale kanti futhi kungasekhaya yena owaseMbali. Hawu lodadewethu ukhulumela phansi. Imvula neqhwa elikhithika kancane livimbanise lapha emgwaqeni sifike ngaphambili umgaqo uvaliwe nami ngikhiphe itruck ngiyipake eceleni komgwaqo. Kucace nje ukuthi usekude ukuvulwa ngendlela okuyiyona. Vele kusebusuku manje ngoba sekuyela ko 8. Ngimkhombise lendawana engemuva kwamaseat engiyaye ngilale kuyo ngithi umaefikelwa ubuthongo angalala khona ikhona nengubo yokwembatha mina ngizolala la eshlalweni. Abonge athi ngamsiza vele uyezela ngoba uvuke kakhulu elungisela loluhambo. Sidle umphako wakhe nami ngikhiphe okwami ukudla ngimuphe siqede athi ayi mfowethu ngisacela ukulala kancane. Ngimbone ukuthi akacabangi ukuthi ngingase ngimbhozomele uyangethemba impela. Alale.

Ngithi ngiyazama ukuzisonga la eshlalweni umpipi uvele ume ngamasende uthi mpo. Ngithi ngiyazama ume uze unyakaze. Ngicabange obhuti bami engangike ngibezwe bethi uma ufuna umuntu wesifazane akuphe inqguza nibe ningazani mncenge umbize ngamagama athambile uvele ethambe naye agcine ekuvulela. Hayi ngizijube ngiye kuyena ethuke mese engizwa ngila eceleni kwakhe. Ngisholo phansi. Ungathuki muntuza wami ngibulawa amakhaza ngicela uvume ngilale eduze kwakho ukuze ngembathe. Athi hayi singashintshana vele kade ngilele ngizokudedela. Ngithi cha cha kubanda kakhulu uzongenwa amakhaza asilale sobabili khona la. Angasho lutho ngibone ngoba evula isikhala wabe eseflathela ngangena ngalala. Ukufudumala kwakhe nengubo kubuyise konke futhi lokuqhanyelwa. Ngiphinde ngimcele Muntuza wami awu kodwa mntanomuntu sengifile, induku imile ngivukelwe mana ngicela ungiphe kanye nje sthwandwa. Ngiyacela please. Lapho isandla sami sesimphulula ithanga. Aphendulele phansi mina nginalo isoka lami lingathini melizwa ukuthi ngiphanise ngenkomo. Ngithi ngoba sisobabili njena la lizobe lizwa ngobani. Ngiphe mntakwethu. Ngisehlise isandla ngizame ukusishumeka enkomeni ahlanganise amathanga ngehluleke. Ngehlise ibhulukwe umthondo uvele uthi ne ezinqeni zakhe. Ngiwubambe ngesandla ngifende izinqa kuzekuconseIcene. Lapho ngiyamncenga.

Ngimuzwe esephenduka engibheka ngingabe ngisabuza ngimehlise iphenti naye angisize ngimlalise ngomhlane ngiguqe ngaphezulu. Angisiboni isbumbu ngoba kumnyama lana ngisizwa ngesandla nje. Ngimkope ngimsheshise ngidlalise uqhotho ngimfake umunwe egolo. Ngizizwele ngobumanzi balo nje ukuthi ubesemane eziba nje kodwa kade eqhanyelwe kwayena. Ngibambe umthondo ngimnwaye ngawo ngiwehlisa ngiwenyusa emalebeni. Ahluleke ukuzibamba akhale aaaawwuuuuu mmmmhhhhh haaa kwamnandi kumnandi. Ngathi ukuwufaka kancane ngafenda iskhashana wakhala futhi ngawokhipha ngaphinde ngawubamba ngomhlikihla amalebe. Yakhala ingane yabantu ngaze ngaqalaza ukuthi wonke lamatruck nezimoto la ngaphandle akukasuki yini sengesaba ukuthi kungaze kube khona ozwayo.

Ngiwuphindise phakathi umthondo ngifende njengomshini. Ngizwa elinye igolo namhlanje. Ngicabange umkami uMandlovu ngithi mhlampe sengilijwayele kakhulu elakhe alifiki kuleli. Ingibambe intombazane ingiqinise ngibone ukuthi isizochama kanti nami ngiyezwa ukuthi isidoda siseduzane. Ngiwaqoqe onke amandla ngifende kuze kunanele ngisho amasende. Ngisithulule isidoda lapho sobabili siyakhala sithi sengiyachama baby nomunye uthi thama sthandwa sami nami sengiyachama. Yaze yangibhebhisa kamnandi ingane yabantu etruckini. Ngaqala ngalelolanga ukuzicelela uma ngilifte owesifazane. Kodwa abaningi bayangincisha kuyasho kona ukuthi ngiyisishimane ngikhule ngibesaba abantu besifazane. Ngoba naye umkami ngameshelelwa udadewethu omdala mina ngangithi mengithi ngimcuthele uma ephuma emfuleni avele angibhunyele ngamanzi ngingakawabeki namathathu.

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Ingqumunga yesibumbu - EO

Izinto zimana ukwenzeka. Wake wayibona indaba yokuthi usabe ukushela intombi kanti iyazifela ngawe. Ngisho sebekutshela ababonayo, uvele udlale uvalo nokungazethembi. I wonder bangaki abantu abagcina bengabhebhananga bebe behalelana?

Esikoleni ngisafunda nganginenhlanhla embi yokujwayelwa amantombazane amahle ajola nabanye abantu, mina alokhu engiqhanyeliswa engibiza ngomngani kodwa engangibhebhisi. Lomkhuba uqhubekile ngisho sengisekolishi. Wawungicasuka uyezwa. Ngaze ngathola very late ukuthi yimina owayedlala inomfi. Angiwabhebhanga amantombazane emva kwaloko, ngangigila isekisi...lol yes sex or circus kukuwena ukuzikhethela.

Ngeke ngikhohlwe kodwa mhla ngizibusisa ngengqumunga yesibumbu sikaZethu. Wayevele engifuna, kodwa ngambhebha engazelele, ngambona ukuthi uyethuka sengimgibela ngomthondo sekusha isende. Waze wahlambuluka ukuthi ngimbhebhe ngenhlanhla wayethi ufuna ukungiqhanyeliswa nje kuphela kanti wayehambe wrong, zasezigawulwe zabekwa. Laphaya evarsity bengiqashe emzini oseduze kwalapho kwakuqashe khona uZethu. Phela uZethu wayezalwa umacaphuna kusale. Emqashweni wayehlala yedwa eroomini, enakho konke, I mean everything. Fridge, stereo, laptop, gadgets, flat screen TV with all channels you name konke wayenako. Ngangidlula noma yinini kuye uma ngiya emqashweni lapho ngangiskwate khona. Ubejwayele ukungiphathisa izincwadi zakhe sonke isikhathi  ngedlule ngizishiye emqashweni wakhe. Wayeseze wanginika i-spare key. Wanginika imiqathango yokuthi angosisebenzisa uma kusho yena kuphela.

Ngelinye ilanga wangiphathisa amanovels wathi ngidlule ngiwashiye lapho ahlala khona njengokujwayelekile. Mina ngazihlalela nezimpintshi zami sizibukela umdlalo wekhilikithi, khohlwiyane indabe yamanoveli kaZethu. Kuthe makhaleni, ngakhumbula...kwakuyiFriday, ngizovuka ngiye kwankomo zinya upholishi, kwaphoqa ukuthi ngiwahambise yize lase lithe ukuthambama. Ngangqongqoza kodwa lutho impendulo. Ngazama ukuvula nangempela umnyango wavuleka ngangena kancane ngoba ngangingazi noma ukhona yini ngaphakathi, naku kwakuthulekile cwaka. Uma ngithi ngiyabheka nangu ulele phezu kombhede ubheke phezulu ubuthongo bumbambile kwazise nelanga lakade lishisa. Ufake iphenti neblawuzi eliyi-see through kuphela, wayemuhle yini umntwana wabantu and eme kahle enjalo nje, kuyibakabaka uqobolwalo. Ngicathame kancane ngibeke amanovel. Iso liyisifebe, ngithi uma ngiliphonsa lapho kulele khona uZethu iyhooo singakanani isibumbu yibhola nje, ingqumunga yoqobo. Ngavele ngafreezer amehlo athi njo kulesisibumbu esingaka, umthondo wavele wama mpo, amathe agcwala umlomo, ngagwinya ubala. Wawungafunga ukuthi ngibona isiteki sibrayiwe.

Yenzeka inyakanyaka, kwaba engathi uyabona ukuthi ngimbhekile avule imilenze, sivele sihlale obala sonke isibumbu. Ngiyalingwa ngisehlane yini kodwa bantu? Ngisondele kancane ngimuzwe enambitha ubala khona ebuthonweni, ngethuke ngithi ukuhlehla kancane. Ungasingenisi ekulingweni, wangilahla unembeza. Angazi kwathini kimi, ngavele ngasondela ngakala isandla saqondana ngqo nesibumbu, ngasehlisa kancane wena uwabona ikati licathamela igundane, saze sathinta isibumbu. Yajama ingqondo, igazi lagijima layogcwala umthondo wema mpo, ngazizwa sengiphefumulisa okomuntu ebanjwe yiphika. Ngamuphulula isibumbu elokhu enyakaza kancane nami ngiloku ngithuka izanya, uyadlala udlala ukuqhanyelwa wena! Ngazidela amathambo, ngavula iphenti ngaphezulu ngesinye isandla esinye samphulula izinza right on top yaso isibumbu, ngavele ngajuluka. Wangibulala uZethu, wavele wavula amathanga khona ebuthongeni. Ngathuka ngoma, ngangazi noma ngivale ngishiye noma ngilinde. Yathi inhliziyo 'Ride on brother' kwazisholo umufi u-Carter. Umuno omude ngaqala ngamdlalisa ngawo ubhontshisi ngamuzwa eqala ephefumulela phezulu. Ngadlalisa ubhontshisi ngibuye ngigudlise umunwe kancane phakathi kukabhontshisi namalebe. waphinda waphefumulela phezulu.

Waphakamisa ikhanda uZethu: "Kanti ukhohlakele kanje! Uyazi ukuthi yi-rape lento oyenzayo?"

Ngagxuma ngakelekeqeka, lwangishaya lwangeqa uvalo. Angazi ukuthi umthondo wathithibala nini. Ngankwankwaza, ngatatazelisa ukwendoda ibanjwe umfazi wayo ikhwela umakhwapheni. Wangibuka straight in the eyes uZethu, wathi "Hawu waze wangiphoxa ngikuthemba kangaka." washaya izandla wathi "Yeka ukuba innocent kwakho." Lapho ngase ngibakaza ubala wena owabona inja idle amaqanda. Akazange anyakaze, amathanga ayesaqhekezeke kanjalo, mina ngithithibele nesandla right on the cookie.
"Awuqhubeke ngibone ukuthi ubuzimisele ukugcinaphi." washo engibuka ngobuso obudangele. Kwaduma ikhanda ngangazi noma uqinisile, noma unengekile. Ngazidela amathambo ngaqhubeka. wacimeza Uzethu. Ubuso bakhe buse expressionless. Ngaguqa, ngamphulula kamnandi, ngambona ekhotha izindebe zomlomo. Ngakhipha isandla slowly kubhontshisi. Ngasukuma ngayokhiya umnyango, lutho ukuthi anyakaze uZethu. Ngabuya ngaqhubeka, ngamphulula, ngamuzwa eseshintsha indlela aphefumula ngayo.

Ngasukuma, ngadonsa ipenty ngalikhumula. nami ngakhumula ngashaya ngesudi sesele. Ngancika eduze kwakhe ngabhekaisa ikhanda enzasi. Ngaqala ngamkhotha ubhotshisi. Ngamuzwa enyakaza for the very first time. Walula isandla wangibamba ipipi, walithimfa mfa kabili kathathu, wathu: "Mhuuuuuuu". Waqala wangiphulula umthondo. Ngavele ngathithibala. What a pair of soft hands! Yhhooo! Zacusha, kwazisholo olova. Ngamkhotha ubhontshisi namalebe. Ngaluthambisa ulimi wena owabona inja ikhotha isilonda. Ngathi ukuluqinisa ulimi, lwakhalakathela phakathi umsunwini ngamnwaya ngalo ngamuzwa ethu : "shuuuushuuu". wawathi hleke amathanga, ngambamba izinqe, ngawumunca kahle umsunu. Ngamuzwa eqhaqhazela wanswininizisa okomdlwane ugodola wangifenda emlomeni siqhubeke njalo isililo esincane. Wawudumela umthondo, wawuxhuma emlonyeni, kwashintsha ukukhuluma. Wake walidlala ngolimi ikhingqi ngazithuka sengimemezile: "awe mano awe". Wangipasa ezinqeni wayeka ukungikhotha: "Kahle umsindo wena farm boy bazothini omakhelwane. Uyaqala yini ukukhothwa ipipi? Ugange nje kanti ubuye ukhalise okwengane...", ngamuzwa engihleka. Wabuyela khona, wawubamba kamnandi wanginwaya amasende engikhotha ikhingqi. Ngabona ukuthi kuyonakala. "Kahle uzongichamisa wena Zethu". Ngagxuma ngangena ebathroom. Kwangisiza ngempela ukuthi uZethu wayeqashe i-en-suite. Ngathi ngibuya kochama, kwakuvuka yena eyochama naye.

Ngalala ngabheka phezulu, inhliziyo igida nephaphu. Ngavele ngazitshela ukuthi kufanele ngimbhebhisise khona ngizongenisa la kwakhe. Ngathi ngisacabanga ngabona ngaye esegibele ngaphezulu. Wawathi hleke amathanga, ayenjani pho, ebomvu tebhu ephuphuzela uboya ezithweni. Ngasho ngathi ngadla mina kababa.  Wazichoma umsobho etswayini. Walibamba ipipi wathi ukulidlalidlalisa lagxuma lema mpo. Wazinwaya ngalo izindebe zemomozi. wawaphenya ngalo amalebe wali shutheka. Waqala wafenda kancane ezigoqoza. Ngake ngema ngangafenda ngisezwa lobumnandi engangibenziwa nguZethu.
"Hheyi wevila ndini, ungangitsheli ukuthi awuzufenda wena", washo emoyizela, kwathi faca amadimples. Wazithintela, ngake ngawuzwa uqina phakathi umthondo, ngingakafendi, yabubula ubala intokazi, yaqumisa okomuntu ephethwe yisibhobo.

Wawahlekeza kakhukhulu amathanga wawubusheka wonke umthondo waye wangqinda ngamasende esibunjini. Ngathi ukuyihlikihla ngamasende lengqumunga eyayingiholele ophathe. Wafudumala wonke umzimba. Wangibamba wangisondeza: "Shit! Wangichamisa doti!" Washo efenda esheshisa, edlalisa iqolo kuhle kwezintokazi zase-Hawaii. Wamemeza kakhu wathi: "Hhhhhiiiii!!" engathu yisangoma singenwe ngabalozi. Wangibamba lapho wanamathela ne kimi, wena owabona umbokwane unamathele etsheni. Wathuthumela... ngithe ngimuzwa wayethi "Pheeeww! That was a mother of all fucks I've experienced so far". Ngezwa inhliziyo ithi kla, ngazitshela ukuthi ngizochama uma sengimphinda, ngoba kwavele kwangicacela ukuthi ngangingafikanga ngangigalelekile. Sacabuzana, kwakhala ubumncwa ncwa ncwa. Wacamela esifubeni, ipipi lisephakathi liloku lifukuza wathi : "Mhuuuu". Ngalinda ukuthi kukhona ayezokusho wangasho lutho wamoyizela waqhubeka wacamela. Ngathi ngimuzwa wayesinda, ngabona ukuthi wayesezumekile.

Angikaze ngibhejwe kanje...

Yaze yamnandi iparty Siyajuxuza zizowa kuze kuyosa. Simenyiwe sizintombi singene mahhala, angithi yilungelo lethu. Utshwala buchithiwe isigubhu sivala amadlebe. Namuhla ngithe angingayifaki ijean. Phela sengiyazi kahle ukuthi ijean ayikho so much sexy. Kithina bomabhebeza iyasisetha kodwa kuma target ethu abantu besilisa isigqebhe sibenza basangane.Ngithe abangani bami ngizo bayeka badume namajean mina ngifuna ukuba icentre of attraction. Amadoda onke azobe ejika nami kusokole abaningi. Ngiyazethemba bo dade kulesi sigqebhe sami esimnyama. Amathanga ami amhlophe angathi apholishiwe ahleli obala.Akekho muntu wesilisa ongaphenduki nami. Sekuqala ukuba muncu kwabanye omabhebeza manje, ne jealous seyikhona. Utshwala sebuyangena egazini amahloni asenginciphele.

Ukhona ubhuti esengimumakile.Igama lakhe angilazi kodwa ngizwa bambiza Thiza.Uhandsome bo lobhuti. "Lona uzotholwa yimina", ngisho ngizitshela ngaphakathi.Ngifike ngihlale esofeni eduze kwakhe. Isigqebhe sami senyuke size siveze ekugcineni kwama thanga. Ngismile ngimcwebisele amehlo ngikhiphe ulimi Ngikhothe izindebe.Ngibuke ibhulukwe lakhe ngakuziphu. 'Fuku fuku'umthondo. 'Gxavu' engigxavuna isibumbu."Lesisithutha sesingaze singigxavune kanje phambi kwabantu.What an a mbarassment "Sivele singikitaze umsunu ngaphandle kwephenti. Ngihleke uhleko lwezi ntombi za semakhaya ngivale amathanga ngokukhulu ukushesha ngize ngibeke isandla phezu kwemomozi yami.Ngigxume ngokukhulu ukushesha ngigigitheka ngiye ku dance floor. Phela kumnandi ukuthi ntwa insizwa emsunwini,kodwa ayi ikuthinta phambi kwabantu. "Mayefuna mina uzongilandela kudance floor." ngisho ngizitshela. Sengifuna ukuncengwa manje ngitshelwe amagama amnandi, "I love you, you are pretty and sexy. Udlula wonke umuntu ola ephathini." Lapho angisa dance sex y okwala. Ithanga ngike ngilithi qheke kube sengathi kuzovela iphenti, ngibone abesilisa abaningi bezisondeza kimina. Sengi sure ngiyadlisa kule party.

Uma ngithi jeqe, "Mamoshane."Angeke ngi kumele lokhu.Umngani wami uPinky usehleli no Thiza kusofa.UThiza umphulula amahips ku jean wakhe. Ngehluleke ukuzibamba nginikele khona Sengivutha. Ngithi ngifika khona bebe bencelana.Bawushaye udeep kiss phambi kwami se becimeze ngisho amehlo.Ngimuthi yabu uThiza aphakamise ikhanda ngokumangala. "Hey wena swine, ungenzelani isifebe sakho?" ngisho ngenkulu intukuthelo.Avele asho ngelo kudakwa, "Ingani wena unqabile." basho baqhubeke bancelane kakhulu sengathi bayabukisa. Kuvele kuthi xhifi kimi na ngibashiye kanjalo ngibuyele ku dance floor.Ngidansa nje inhliziyo yami ayisafuni.Angisiye uche apline mina uThiza ngizomlungisa. Ngithì ngisazule ne micabango ngizwe sekukhona ongithinta ngesifuba emabeleni. Angimazi nalo igama lakhe.Esandleni uphethe ibhodlela le redwine.Angiphuzise lona ngithathe mawala ngizwe ngiphelelwa intukuthelo namahloni. UThiza sengizomlaya impela.Ngifuna abone ukuthi nami ngiyathandwa.Ired wine sesiyiphuza sobabili.Ingoma esiyidanselayo iyashesha.Sidansa sisondelene.Uyangithintathinta ubaba lo yonke indawo,emathangeni ,emabeleni. Nami lapho sengilaya uThiza ngi sure usengibónile.

Sishaye amaget-down angidlalise emathangeni izandla zigijime Zize ziyothinta esibunjini.Sidanse senyuke ngimfulathele ngiye ngihlale ngemomozi phezu komthondo wakhe.Ngiwuzwe ukuqumba kwawo ungithinta amalebe.Angibambe amahips athi ukuwuhlikihla umthondo ngemuva emalebeni.Indlu yonke ingathi isithakasela thina ngomdanso wethu oxakile. Udj uselokhu useyilulile ingoma kucomputer ayinqamuki.Sibuye sibhekane si sondelene. Sisondelane aqhubeke angidlalise.Nami ngize ngiphakamise umlenze ngimkhave ngethanga lami elibushelelezi. Ngithi ne ngesi bumbu ebhulukweni nomthondo wakhe ungigqule ephentini. Sithi ukudlaladlala esawuhlikihla umthondo osebhulukweni ewuhlikihla esibunjini esisephentini. Nami umsunu usuyaqina manje negolo selimanzi. Iyodwa into esengiyilinde le kulensizwa akangicele phela ubhuti wabantu si yoqedana phandle. Ingathi amehlo asemaningi asibhekile. "Ye! ye! ye! kwenanela izihlwele zihambisana nengoma. Asisehlukani manje sesi lokhu sigxumagxuma sibambene izandla zakhe zihamba namahips ami kamnandi abuye angipotoze nezinqe.Angisenandaba noThiza manje,sengi concentrate Kulo mdanso nalobhuti.Iredwine isingibeke kwenye indawo. Imnandi ngempela leparty. Manje sesibuye sidanse sakufendana.

Ibhodlela le redwine seliphelile kodwa angazi ulilahle nini,nakhu usengidlalisa ngazo zombili izandla.Esinye usibeke ngemuva ezinqeni, esinye asehlise aye angithint i sibumbu. Afake iminwe yakhe ephentini angithinte amalebe. Ngiqethuke ngithi ne ngamabele esifubeni sakhe.Isigqebhe sami sesenyukile amathanga ami asehleli obala.Iyasha ingoma. Enyuse iminwe angikitaze umsunu."Awu we ma." ngibubula.Ngimbambe ngimqinise ikhanda ngilibeke emahlombe kuye."Nakhu ngizobhejwa....!"ngisholo ngaphakathi.Ngimuzwe eligudlula iphenti ingquza yami isale obala.Kube sengathi kuthi heqe uvadlwana,pho_ke ubhuti lo usengiqhanyelise wangiqeda.Ngizwe ukushisa emathangeni komthondo.Ngisamangazwe nokuthi uwukhiphe nini kuziphu ngoba ngiwugcine usaqumbe ngaphakathi.Awufake umthondo ubhuti wabantu.Awufake ushisa bhe .Angibambe ngezandla zombili ezinqeni awushaye wonke afende nami ngimamukele sifendane.Ikhanda lami ngilithi ne ehlombe lakhe sifendane sihambisane nengoma.

"Base bebhebhene"kumemeza izwi kudance floor. Ngethuke.Afake izandla ngaphansi kwesiketi.Amboncule umthondo,angehlise iphenti.Ngivele ngileqe lisale kudance floor.Awubhuxeke umthondo egolo.Sesiyabhebhana straight manje asisahambisani nengoma,sifendana strong.Ngimuzwe ecokama kube sengathi ungithwala ngomthondo.Ugudle umsunu kamnandi kanjani!"Weee...oooh...kumnandi."ngikhala kuduma indlu.Ngimthandele ngemilenze,angithwale adiyazele nami.Ngiyafenda.Siye siwele kusofa okuhleli kuwo uThiza.Ngikubone okunguThiza kubaleka neglass yotshwala.Ngibe ngaphansi abe ngaphezulu.Ngilithi hleke igolo ushe umthondo.Awushaye wonke ubhuti wabantu.Sesizungezwe nayizibukeli.Athathe imilenze yami ayibeke emahlombe akhe.Awushaye wonke asiphalaze kufloor acokame angigudle umsunu."Ooh...awu we ma...kumnandi. Awushaye kwenye indawo kuvele kuthi angihlanye ubumnandi. Kanti umthondo umnandi kanje? Ngiqinisile angikaze ngichame njengendoda.Ngizwe umzimba wami uqhaqhazela wonke.Kube negagasi engilizwa egolo.Ngikhale wi izinyembezi zobumnandi."Weee...wiii...ooooooh...!"ngichame okungajwayelekile,"tsa...tsa...tsa..."Ngimuzwe ebhongisa okwenkomo."Oooh...aaawuu...eeeh..."Asishaye isidoda esishisayo sigcwale igolo.Sikhale sithandelane...Angisazi ngizobabhekelwa ubani abantu abakuleparty.Amahloni asengembethe.Ingoma ayisadlali.Ngiphakamise ikhanda.Lapha endlini sekuwubuphaxaphaxa.Kukhala igolo nomthondo,kuyabhejwana.Abanye badlelwa phansi ku dance floor,abanye badlana bume.Kuyakhalwa abanye bayaquma ,bayachama.Ngithi qala nanguya uPinky umngani wami ubhejwa udj.Umdunusele okuwu dj igolo lomngani wami kulidla ngemuva.Naye akasakhali engathi useyachama.Awu yaze yamnandi iparty.

Kuguga othandayo

Mina nomzala sina50years. Asisenamadoda. Ashona kudala. Izingane zethu sezikhulilese ziyasebenza. Eyami yokuqala ina 32 umfana oseganiwe. Okamzala una 30. Maye isizungu siyasibulala. Phela amadoda awasasibheki nakusibheka, nakhu sesivuthiwe impela.Kwala noma sesizeshelela kontanga yethu vele bangasinaki bafune lezizingane esizizalayo. Ileyo 'pain and fear' yokuba mdala uma ungumuntu wesifazane. Thina sikhule sithandwa seshelwa ngapha nangapha, nathi sishayela phezulu. Ngisho sesishadile bekhona abayeni bethu,beseshelwa. Kumnandi khona lokho uma sesizishwashwada nomzala ukuthi ubani ubethini. Ekufebeni nasekuphingeni besingekho lapho nomzala.Besikitazwa yikho ukuzwa ukuthi sisawaheha amadoda, ahalayo ayeze akhiphe izilimi ngaphandle lapho ayengeke aze asithole ngoba sasikwazisa ukuthi sishadile.

Ukudliwa amanye amadoda size sakuqala abayeni bethu bengasekho. Ayi suka nakho ave kune'stress'. Wenza noma yini ukuncenga lompipi wendoda yomuntu.Phela lamadoda asuke eganiwe.Ungayitholaphi indoda okungeyesihlahla noma engaganiwe kule'age' yethu? Ayabhilida bo nawo amakhosikazi namadoda awo.Awayifuni nakuyizwa indaba yabafelokazi abazidlisa satshanyana eduze namadoda abo.Avele apikle kabuhlungu adelele athi,"Ayibulawanga yimi indoda yakhe",noma"Wayibulalelani eyakhe indoda esehamba efuna awethu?" Angisafuni lutho ngamadoda nakuba ngike ngathi ukuhlalahlala nenye eyathi ithi.'one'ngathi'two'.Lapho-ke umuntu wake wathi ukudliwadliwa.Konakala esengicika esenza izinto ezazingenziwa ngisho nawumyeni wami,ukungibeka isandla.Nezingane zami kwathi azimbulale.Zamkhomba isango.Sehlukana.Phela izingane ziyadinwa ukubona umuntu edla ingquza kayise wazo bese eyaxhaphaza.

Ngivakashele umzala endlini yeRDP ahlala kuyo uma esemsebenzini.Maye indlala yepipi iyangibulala.Sesazinikela otshwaleni nomzala.Sizidlela iwhiskey.Sekuhwalele.Nathi sesigezile safaka nama'nighty'.Sizidlela iwhiskey.Siyaxoxa sibalisa ngokuqhanyelwa okungaselashwa mpipi wandoda.Umzala ubesangixoxela ngomfana oke amthengele utshwala adakwe abe inqaba.Uthi uyamkhumbula njengoba sithenge lewhiskey ngoba naye uke amthengele baphuze."Awu mzala kanti sewaba uklebe yini udla amachwane?"ngibuza.Akunjalo gazi.Ngiyafa khona ukuqhanyelwa ukulala angisakwazi."ephendula."Pho-ke umyekelani umfana?"ngimgwexa."Kuncane gazi.Kulingana nomfana wami ngiyabona kuna 30."Kuthi kusemnandi ikhale iphone kamzala."Ukuphi my boy?...Woza ngapha kukhona okuncane enginakho...Nginomzala wami ongivakashele...kulungile noma ungakuphatha okunye...ok" Alubeke phansi umzala bese ethi,"Uyeza."

Kube isikhashana izwakale i'knock'Asukume umzala esemnandi avule.Kunele kungangena okomfana akubambe ngqi umzala esedakiwe."Oh my boy!"Ngiyabona kunamahlonyana kodwa kudakiwe.Baye bawele embhedeni.Ngithi ukuqheluka kancane umfana abe phakathi kwethu.Angethule esemnandi umzala.Ngibone ukuthi kusangexwaya okomfana.Ngikuthelele iwhiskey kuyibabaze ukuthi kade kwayigcina.Nakho kukhiphe i'klipdrift'bushe. Awu utshwala ngokwehlela ngezansi.Sengiqhanyelwe engingakwazi.Inkinga angazi ngizayiqaqa ngithini lenkinga.Ngiyabona umzala ingathi ucothele khona lokhu komfana.Futhi ngiyasola sengathi umuntu wakhe lona.Kusekuncane nakho yize kunomzimba,kulingana nezinsizwa esizizalayo.Khona kuzinakele utshwala.Iyabuthanda utshwala lengane. Isihloko sengxoxo sisishintshe sinomzala."Unayo nje intombi mfana uphuza kangaka?"kubuza umzala."Izintombi"kuphendula umfana."Ziyafa indlala izingane zabantu.Uzibona nini?"ngibuza."Seniyangixosha bomama."Athi uyasukuma simuthi ngqi ngengalo nomzala simfake phakathi kwethu.Awukwazi my boy ukusishiya la sisaphuza."kusho umzala."Ngiyekeleni ngiyochama."Efuna ukusukuma."Sizohamba nawe."kusho mina.Simfake phakathi kwethu simfake etoilet ngaphakathi endlini."Ngizochama kanjani nikhona?"kuzikhalela umfana."Yini esingayazi?"asho umzala avule uziphu womfana vele abuye nepipi eselibambe ngesandla.Ngiwubone umthondo womfana uthi fuku!fuku! bese uyaqina uqhanse imithambo."Ayi iwuphethe lengane mzala."Athi uyachama umfana achamele i'toilet seat'umthondo uqonde ngqo.Siwubambe kanyekanye nömzala siwuqondise embotsheni ye'toilet'.Lapho ngizwa ukushisa komthondo esandleni sami vele ama'juice' egolo ehla ngemilenze.

Sibuye naye umfana etoilet engaselenyusanga nebhulukwe.Sihamba simbambe umthondo.Ushisa kamnandi we ma.Kusokile okomfana ikhinqi liyamanyazela.Angisaqhanyelwanga khona okwala.Siye sifike sihlale embhedeni umfana ame ngezinyawo.Simehlise ibhulukwe ne under.Usale umpipi usibhekile.Ngibone umzala ehulula iphenti.Nami ngilehlise.Awu umzala awubambe umthondo womfana eseguqe ngamadolo.Nami ngiguqe ngiwubambe.Awu futhi umzala! Awuxhume emlonyeni.Akuncele okomfana aze apaqake izihlathi.Ngikuzwe okomfana kuthi,"Oooh...hhayi...eeee...!"Athi lapho ephumula khona ngiwuthathe umthondo womfana ngiwuxhume emlonyeni.Ngifuna ukumedlula umzala.Ngiqale ngikhothe ikhinqi elimanyazelayo.Bese ngimunya ikhinqi nje ngingawufaki ushafu phakathi.Abubule umfana.Ngizwe imfudumalo yomthondo engingasayazi ezandleni zami.Umthondo usuqanse yonke imithambo.Amanzi egolo ngiwezwe esehla ngamathanga.Sengimanzi te ukuqhanyelwa. Asipotoze amabele umfana asisukumise.Afake izandla zakhe phakathi kwamathanga ami nakamzala.Asidlokodle izingquza ngapha nangapha esebenzisa iminwe ephakathi nendawo."Aaaaaah!"sibubula nomzala."Ngizonibhebha bomama." asho esenyusa ama'nightie'kusale izinqe zethu ezithirizayo.

Ngizibuze ngaphakathi ukuthi kodwa angathini unina walengane uma engabona imikhuba egilwa abafazi abadala enganeni elingana nezabo. Pho ukuqhanyelwa okukabani.Singeke siwuyeke umthondo singasawazi. Nowengane awugobi,ungena uqonde ngqo li wumumathe igolo. Kuthi ukuwufaka phakathi kamzala okomfana. Ahayize umzala. Kuwukhiphe.Kuwufake kimi. Ushise kamnandi. Simile. Ngithi ngiyakubamba kuwukhiphe, kuwufake kumzala.Nginxaphe. "Bhebha abe munye mfana ngesikhathi." Kuwukhiphe kumzala kuwujikijele kimi.Ngiwuzwe uqhekeza uvula izindebe zegolo.Vele ngikubambe ngqi sifendane bume. "Oh my boy." ngizwa ubumnandi.Kungiphushele embhedeni umthondo uphakathi. Ngikuqhekezele ingquza oko mfana.Kungene shiphakathi kwama thanga ami.Kuwushaye wonke.Ngikubambe ngemuva ezinqeni ngiwufuna wonke umthondo wakho.Ngifende kubemnandi, "Oh my boy kumnandi...baba...!" Ngibone umzala eseguqe eduze esecindezela umfana ezinqeni uma esefenda.Awushaye wonke ubhajwe ngamasende. "Awu yamnandi ingane mzala....iyangidla ingane...iyangibhebha ingane...oooh kumnandi!!!" Ngizwe umthundo ungifikela. Ngikuthandele ngemilenze okomfana.Ngikhihle esikaNandi ngizwa ubumnandi bokuthunda.

Wangikhwela ngangakholwa - EO

Sekuneminyaka sithandana noSphiwe. Inkinga yakhe akafuni ukungilobola. Ngabe kade ngamyeka, ungidida ngomthondo ngivele ngibone ukuthi impilo ngaphandle kwakhe ayilutho. Kusukela ngosuku lokuqala ngimbhebhisa kuze kube yimanje, uvele athi angangithinta nje ngifudumale kufuquze igolo ngivele ngiwufune la umthondo wakhe. Ngiyasola kukhona angenza kona lodoti! Ngike ngikhumbule usuku mhla siqala ukubhebhana, ngabe kade ngashada manje ukube ...

Ngangiphuma emsebenzini, ngezwa ngisindwa isithunzi somuntu owayengilandela. Ngangigqoke amakwayikwayi, ngavele ngakhutshwa ubala ngacishe ngafumbeka phansi. Ngangizowa kuphequke isiketi, bhekake ne-tight ngangingayifakile. Eish, kwacishe kwavela amahlazo ukube uSphiwe akangiphuthumanga ngisakhubazela. Wangithi gilikingxi ngezwa ngokuqina komzimba nesandla ukuthi ngangibanjwe yindoda uqobo lwayo. Saye sashayisana ngezifuba, ngezwa kuxega amadolo.

"Nxese nkosazana phephisa", washo ngelindonda kamnandi iphimbo wena owazi elika-Barry White.

Ngavele ngoma ngaxegelwa ngamadolo. Angazi noma kwakuse wukukhubeka yini noma ngase ngivele ngifuna angiwole ngizwe ukubanjwa kamnandi yilembodlomane. Ngamuthi laphalazi, amehlo angavuma ukuhlangana. Yinhle insizwa yakwabo ilishiyile igade. Ngadidwa nayiphunga elimnandi elalithaphuka kuye. Ungafunga ukuthi uzimonye ngovela ngasemoyeni.

"Awenzanga lutho bhuti, ngizikhubekele, ngiyabonga ukungihlenga, cishe kwavela amahlazo.", ngasho ngimoyizela kancane, phela ngangithathekile.

"Kuhle-ke uma ungabhinyilikanga", wangiphendula. "Nami sengisondele e-flathin lami, I wouldn't mind if you used my bathroom to freshen up. Ngingathanda nokukupha isiphuzo wehlise ukwethuka." Ngazithola sengivumile, ukuthi kanjani. Namanje ngisahlale ngizibuza ukuthi ngaluthwa yini? Iqiniso ukuthi angigcinanga ngokuzirefresher nesiphuzo...lol.

Sathi ukuhamba ibangana, safika eflethin likaSphiwe. Kwakungekho simanga,lalibukeka liyiblock of flats nje, futhi elidala. Kodwa elingakhalisi, sangena eliftini, saya e-3rd floor. Kwakune passage elide elingakhanyi kahle ngisho emini kwabha. Ngaqala ukwethuka, kwathi angicele ukubuyela emuva ngabuye ngaqunga isibindi ngamlandela ngemuva. Ngicabanga ukuthi kukhona okwamtshela egazini ukuthi nganginokwethuka ngoba wavele wema ngxi, ngazishayisa kuyena ezinqeni. "Uxolo Yoliswa, bekufanele ngikubambe ngesandla kulamathunzi, ungixolele nkosazana", washo evula umnyango.

WOW!!! Zingamanono ezinye ezinsizwa lapha phandle! Wathi uma evala umnyango emva kwethu, ngazibona ngisezulwini elincane. Ngangingakazie ngibubone ubuhle nokuhlanzeka kwendawo okunjeyaya.
" Welcome to my ghetto...do you like it?"  Wangibuza ethi ukumoyizela kancane.
"Like it? I love it! indawo cishe enhle kunazo zonke esengake ngazibona." Ngangisho ngingaqambi manga.
"Thank you. I-bathroom ikuloyamnyango okwa-right, freshen up sisi, khona ngizokuphelezela uqhubeke nohambo lwakho."
Angiphendulanga ngavele ngaqonda khona. Yho! izibuko ezingaka, very neat, wayeyigcokama uSphiwe. Into engangiyibona yayingishayisa novalo. Ngaqeda engangikwenza, ngaphuma. USphiwe wayese zenzele ijuice ephuza. Wangikhomba ekhishini, ngathatha ingilazi, ngazithelela. That mango juice yezwakala yehla kamnandi isimanga. Kwakungathi ngiyaqala ukuphuza imango juice.

Nakoke sengishibilika futhi, ngaye ngawela phezu kwakhe uSphiwe, sagonana. Then something magical happened as we looked at each others eyes. Ngaxegelwa ngamadolo, ngacimeza, ahlangana amalips, wangithi manqa ngo-kiss kwathuthumela umzimba wonke ngavukwa uhlefane. Ngaphefumulela phezulu. "Please, Sphiwe bengicela ukuhamba, sobonana ngelinye ilanga.", ngasho ngididekile kuzula ikhanda. Wangiphinda ngomunye u-kiss ovuthayo. Kwaphela amagama ngavele ngayetha, ngavumela umthetho. Wangiqubula waqonda ngqo nami ebedroom. Ngezwa uvalo luthi heqe, kodwa kwasho ukuthi nami ngangiyijabulela lento eyayenzeka. Ngangithatheke ngempela, uthando lukaSphiwe sengiluzwa emithanjeni yegazi. Wathi uma ungibeka phezu kombhede ngaphefumulela phezulu. "Kahle Sphiwe, slow down, you are moving too fast, sobonana ngelinye ilanga." Ngathi ngiyasukuma ngazishayisa esifubeni sakhe wangiphinda ngesinye isinqanda, ngavele ngandwaza.

Wangiphulula kamnandi wangisondeza eduze. Ngezwa umthondo wakhe uthi ne esibunjini sami, ngezwa ufukuza ngaphansi kwebhulukwe, ngazizwela ukuthi ngangibhejwe kunye. "Angisakwazi ukuzibamba Yoliswa my love. I promise I won't hurt you. We'll use protection, is it okay with you? Angikholwanga, kodwa ngazithuka senginqekuzisa ikhanda ngivuma. Wangikhumula kahle ingubo wayihenga, ngasala ngepenti lodwa, phela amabele ami ayemancane engadingi bra. Wangibamba wangisondeza, ngaphefumulela phezulu okomuntu enephika. Waguqa eceleni kombhede, wangikhotha inkaba. Wehla njalo, kancane..kancane waze wafika ezinzeni eziphezu kwesibumbu, ngadonsa umoya. Walehlisa iphenti laye layophuma ezinyaweni zombili. Waqala wangikhotha amathanga ngenzasi kancane nje kwemomozi. wakhuphukela, waye wafika ezinzeni, phezu komsunu. wazibrashabrasha ngolimi ngankema. Wathi ukulinqinisa ulimi waye wafika kuwo ngqo umsunu, wangikhotha slowly. Ngaqale ngampintsha imilenze ngahlanganisa amathanga. wangikhotha kahle akangatatazela, kwaqala kwakitaza, ngezwa kufukuza isibumbu angabe esavuma ukuhlangana amathanga. Ngawavula kancane kancane...waqhubeka nje wangidlala umsunu ngolimi. Hleke amathanga. Walehlisa walenyusa ulimi ezindebeni zegolo. Waligudlisa emseleni ngapha nangapha komsunu. Ngezwa ngiqhanyelwa ngendlela eyisimanga. ngathi ukumfenda kancane, ngalikhipha lonke lahlala obala igolo. Wawumuncisa okwabacikile umsunu. Ngaqala ngabubula ubala. walukhipha ulimi.

Wafaka icondom. Wawuletha umthondo. Ngawuzwa unyibilika kancane ungena phakathi. Pho unawo yini umthondo uSphiwe, mhlawumbe ukuba angicimezanga ngosuku lokuqala ngangobaleka. Ngawuzwa unweba igolo lafuquza lawumumatha, wawubusheka wonke, ngezwa kushisa isibeletho, kwafuquza ingquza kwathi angisuze, ngazibamba. Ngezwa amasende akhe enginwaya kamnandi igolo. Waqala wafenda. Ngake ngezwa ongathi ngikomunye umhlaba, kwaduma izihlonono emadlebeni. Ngambamba ngamsondeza, ngayihlekeza yonke ingquza, ngamfenda. Ngafenda kabili kathathu, kwathuthumela umzimba wonke.
"Mhhhu...eshuuu.. awemah ... ngifende Sphiwe babah!"
Ngathuka sengimkhomuza kanti sengiyachama, kwagedezela umzimba wonke. Ngamnkonkothela ngambamba ngamsondeza.
"Oooohh Yoli my love... ohhh yeahh.. shit!"
 Wasidedela  isidoda, ngezwa kufudumala icondom phakathi igolweni lami. Saye sabambana sankonkoshelana.

Ngezwa right inside ukuthi intokazi eyobuye idliwe nguSphiwe kofanele ibulale mina kuqala. Kwase kungowami ngodli, ethanda noma engathandi.

Umbuzo engisazibuza wona nanamuhla ukuthi kwenzeka kanjani ngibhejwe nguSphiwe kungakapheli ngisho u-3hrs sazene? Angikholwanga mhla engibhebha namanje ngisamangele.

Sleeping with the enemy

My ex-hubby and I used to argue and fight about almost everything. It got to a point where we lost respect, trust and even love for each other. Sex became as mechanical as putting petrol in the car. Do you understand what I mean? Have you experienced the same at anytime in your life? Do you know anyone who is going through the phase?

Anyway, it got so worse that we started to sabotage each others good deeds. I'm no angel, I had my fair share of underhand methods that I used to ensure that I destroyed his dreams. I guess it is because he was the main reason why almost all my dreams died a slow and painful death. You know when you have the feeling that things are not as they look to be on the surface. You get the hunch but you can't prove 100% that someone is pulling the carpet under you feet?

Fortunately for us, we eventually realized that marriage was not working for us. We were two very lovely individuals who got the worst out of each other. We were lucky not to kill each other, literally. After our horrible experience, we were both shocked how terrible the situation had become. I guess the guilty conscience got the best of us. It took 3 years after our divorce for us to come clean. As we talked about how we destroyed each other, tears just streamed out of our eyes. After that long talk, we took almost a year not contacting each other, until one day I got a short call from him. He went straight to the point: "Look baby, I called you to ask if you have moved on. I'm asking because I find it very hard to move on, I'm afraid to say this, but I'm still scared to get involved with anyone else. Better the Devil I know. Wouldn't you like us to get together for a little snack in my house so we can battle it out like we used to do? I miss the fights we had, don't you?

I was supposed to feel angry, for one he called me a devil and secondly, why would I go and share the bad past with him. For some strange reason, I just fell relieved that at last he called and I wouldn't miss the opportunity of meeting my enemy again!

We set an appointment and we met. We had good time together. We didn't end there we also had sex. I could be mistaken, but to me the sex we had was the best that I've ever had since I were born...lol(...and I'm no spring chicken :)).

I'm so confused. Am I foolish or do such things happen - generally? I feel like going back together with this man. Am I mad?

Can love be destroyed?

Is it true that love can NEVER be destroyed? I'm asking because one philosopher wannabe told me that since love is power and power is energy, hence love can neither be created nor destroyed but can change form for to another state or form of energy. I was so confused.

He went on to say, hence there is a saying 'there is a thin line between love and hate'. He said hate is another form of energy that love could turn to. Then to throw the spanners into the whole work, he gave me another quote, ' Hell has NO fury compared to a scorned woman'. I almost rolled on my back with laughter as he went on to explain that since Hell is fire, it is a form of energy and a scorned woman has got more energy than Hell....lol. Phew!!!

If the whole thing does not make sense to you, relax, you are not alone. If however you have in-depth understanding of this subject, kindly help by explaining to us in simple layman terms.

Thanks in anticipation.

Ezingasoze zabuna

Da Hummer Gal -EO

Slovaz,

Yoh! Cishe ngakhohlwa uwena bra wami! Kuright-ke ntwana vele ngangishilo ukuthi second half ngokudlela 99 ukuthi  UKhethiwe wangidekela kanjani igolo. Ntwana loya mntwana ungathi udla umasteroids, ufenda one way, wacishe wangikhumula iqolo. Awuthi ngi yiqale right from the top indaba ngingakuchathi umile ntwana. Phela ngagcina ngikudlele ukuthi sayihlaba kanjani ikari ka Khethiwe. Ntwana ngathi ngingafasa ibhande, yanyelela kancane ntwana. NeSipingo ngasibona sisihle ngokunye, ngisibuka ngale kwewindi le-Hummer. “Bhoso kemang...” Kwakukhala ubuzucuzucu slovaz siphuma eSipingo siqonde ngase town. Sathi uma singena nje kuthelawayeka, laphaya ngase airport endala, kwasuka amaphepha. Ngazibonela ntwana ukuthi uKhethi wayewufuna la umthondo.

“Baby, usuhamba ngo-160, hlisa ungajahi vele ngizokubhebha like good old times, musa ukutatazela uzosibulalisa ngemoto!”, ngakhuza ntwana sengibona sishwibeka. Kodwa nami ngangijahile, angithi uKhethi wayeshaye esiphephezela yo futhi asifishane isketi lesi. Futhi ungathi wayebuye angigovozele ngamabomu, ngoba ithanga lase lihleli lonke obala. Sengiconsa amathe, kuhle kwabhova ubona isiteki senyama. “Yini ungibukani Thando, uyangiqabuka yini?”, wabuza ngelisexy iphimbo leli. Ngaqhanyelwa mo, ngawuzwa uqina umthondo uma mpo sengathi ngangiphuze ubangalala ngomhluzi wenkukhu. Ngase ngizisola ukuthi ngangimkhuzeleni ngathi angajahi. Kwavele kwayikude ngokunye eThekwini. “Yini engathi sekujahe wena nje Thando, ungajahi, ngizokubhebhisa ukhathale, isikhathi esethu sonke. Kwakungathi uyawufunda umqondo wami. Into encono nje ukuthi kwakushayela yena, ukube kwakushayela mina, mhlambe sasingeke sifike kwakhona eThekwini ngingayenzanga ingozi.

Yashosholoza njalo yaze yayopaka ngakwelinye lamahotela aphambili agudle ulwandle. Sangena, savele saqonda emaliftini. Kudekude phezulu emarumini. Ngaxakeka nje ukuthi kanti uKhethi usahlala emahotela singazi nje? Wangichazela ukuthi ubenamameeting, nabantu bakhe bemali yezipoki. Lavuleka i-lift saphuma. Lwangithi heqe uvalo, akubona ubuhle bendawo phela lobuya. Ngeke ntwana, kumnandi ukuba nedollar bra wami. Sathi uma singena erumin, UKhethi wavele waqhumisa iBar-Fridge, sathi ngqangqa eziphuzweni, ngezwa kufudumala igazi, kwaphela namahlonyana anganginawo. Ngavele ngafuna ukudla umuntu.  Wavula umnyango uKhethi, wagaxa u"DO NOT Disturb" on the door. Ngavele ngabona ukuthi sasizobhebhana sasizokhiphana inkani.

“Thando, uyazi ngisayikhumbula indlela owawungibhucunga ngayo kamnandi emhlane. Asithathe ishower.” Kwakungathi ngiyaphupha, ngathi ukuzincinza kancane ngicabanga ukuthi mhlawumbe ngizophaphama ngilele. Ngakhumula kahle izimpahla engangizigqokile kazigoqa istulweni. Ngashaya ngesudi yesele intwana. Umthondo umile lapho mpo. Pho uyazazela-ke nawe ngiwuthwele umthondo, ngishaya ngomagqilazijongosi.

Ngambona ewuthi nhla kancane umthondo uKhethiwe wasondela : “Thando kodwa akuwona phela umthondo lo isiqalekiso. Mhla siqala ukubhebhana ngacishe ngabaleka ngakushiya”. Wamoyizela kancane wangishikilela waqonda ngasebathroom. Ngamshusha eduze, ngathi ukumgqula kancane ngomthondo wazethukisa ubala. Sasho phakathi eshoweni. Amanzi ayefudumele kamnandi. Ngambucunga emhlane, ngathi ngingaqeda waphenduka wabheka ngakimi, wangigcoba umzimba wonke ngensipho, kodwa emandla kakhulu ekungi phululeni umthondo. Ngibuye ngimuzwe ephefumulela phezulu, ngibone ukuthi use wubona ngamehlo engqondo umgoqoza. Sayishaya i-shower yaphela yonke insipho emizimbeni. Kwahlangana emehlo, ngambona engibuka ngamehlo azelayo, ngabona sengathi uxegelwa ngamadolo. Ngambamba ngamsondeza, ngathi ukumkhotha khotha ngase zindlelbeni, wakhonkobala wena owabona ingane ikitazwa.

Wanginkonkosheshela, wangigaxa umlenze okhalo ngawubamba ngawuqinisa.  Yanyelela umakwabo yomthondo, bhekake ngoba sasimanzi, khona lapho eshaweni. Ngamdudulela odongeni, ngawushisa umthondo. Ngezwa unyibilika ngaye ngayo ngqinda ngesibumbu. “Kahle Thando, hhayi manje, wothi kancane” Ngasigaxa ezinqeni isandla sokudla ngamsondeza, ngathi ukufola, ngamphakamisa ngawo umthondo ngawubusheka phakathi  wonke. “Yini kodwa ukuba yikloza Thando, asiphume siye embhedeni “ Ngaphinde ngamsondeza, ngamuzwa esefenda, wangibamba wangiqinisa. Wafenda uKhethiwe uyezwa! “ Awu babah, umnandi umthondo wakho, ngibhebhe Thando wami”
Ngawubusheka, nami ngasengizwa ukuthi nature is taking its cause, sekuwubutata. Ngawubhoncula. “Yini kodwa ukuphapha Thando, uwukhiphelani manje kusemnandi kangaka?” Wangishaya ngethawula emhlane ngesikhathi ngiphuma ebathroom, wangisukela. Ngafike ngasusa izingubo embedeni, ngalala ngabheka phezulu. Wazichoma Ukhethi kumaqondana.

“Mhhhh Thando.. kumnandi”.
“Nakumina kumnandi Khethi wami.”

Sabambana, wangifenda uKhethi, amathanga  akhe abovu anamamasela, wayeke awahlekeze asilethe sonke isibumbu ngiye nginqinde ngamasende emalebeni

“OOhhh Thando, this is out of this world. I’ve always l loved you, Bastard”
“Yeah baby me too, you’ve always been in my mind”

Ngazizwa sengiwahubhuza ngesiNgisi amanga, ngimkhumbula ephi khona, ngangizilibalele o-Lovey no Miss Nguse eLovu?

Waphinda wayikhipha yonke ingquza, ngamuzwa efenda kuqhuma ithambo leqolo, kanti useyachama. “Hold me tight Thando”.. Ngambamba ngamsondeza, ngamfenda ngamsheshisa, Ngezwa igolo lakhe livuleka livaleka, kwashisa wonke umzimba, kwakitaza the whole body ntwana kwaye kwayokitaza ubhozo. Ngabhongisa ukwenkunzi yenkomo ihlatshwa. “Yes..yes..yessss Khethi!! Yeah!!!” Ngachama.

 Ngalala ngathi ja. Ngaze ngavuswa wuye uKhethi ngo-kiss nejuice emnandi. Kumnandi ukuphila ntwana.

Second half Slovaz, ngisaphuthuma iDollar

Siyabonga

Okungapheli kuyahlola. Bekumnandi sindwonye. Sekufike isikhathi sokudlulela phambili. Ayisekho enye indaba entsha esazobhalwa. Izindaba ezinhle wukuthi zonke izindaba esezibhaliwe zizohlale zikhona ukuze uzifunde uma uzwa uthanda ukwenzenjalo.

Sibonga kakhulu ukuthatha isikhathi sakho ufunde. Hehehe kunensizwa noma intokazi engumfundi wezindaba zethu engazwani neromance, efuna kuvele kushe isende, kubhuquziswane ngomthondo zibekwa nje amadaka. Ngiyathemba ukuthi ubengafuni loku ngoba efuna ukushaya indlwabu...hehehe

Nawe dadewethu othanda umthondo ngeke sikhohlwe nguwe. Engathi othandiweyo wakho angalala ngoxolo. Ngikhumbula uzikhalela uthi babhebhana wakhumbula isithandwa sakho.

Niphile zithandwa zethu, sinithanda nonke

Adieus Amigos. Mwwuaa

Yibhadi lami - ngiyalingwa ngisehlane yini?

Bake babhebhana abantu phambi kwakho, bebona kahle ukuthi uyababona, kodwa baqhubeke bafendane baze bahhume impela nje sengathi awukho? Ube saqwayiqwayize ushe nje impela umthondo, uqale ucikeke uze nawe ugcine sewuqhanyelwe nje impela?

Hhayibo, bambhebha umfazi womuntu ngibuka. Kanti sekwaba njani emhlabeni? Ngathula ngakhungatheka. Ukube bekunguwe ubuzokwenzenjani?

Yimihlola yami yini?

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yaz akaphendulanga wavele wangbamba wangdonsela kuyena wanghlohla ulimi emlonyeni nam ngalamukela, ngasho ngaphuthumisa isandla emasendeni ngsafuna ukubamba ubig size. Aw umile uthe mpo, hhey waze wamkhulu lomthondo bo! yaz isandla sami asihlangani mengiwbambile, ngehlise ibhulukwe aleqe ngaphezulu useyangikopa manje kwazise iphenti bengivele ngingalfakile, ngithi ukugxamalaza ngfuna angkope kahle wona umunwe ungakanani! Sidonsane siye sithi voshosho kusofa, ngibe ngaphansi simuncane angikope. "awume ngovala emnyango" kusho mina ngikhiye, ngbuye kube yiso leso, ungikhuhla ubhontshisi ngomunwe ey angisenandaba nomunwe sengfuna angbhebhe kengizw lento ehlale ishiwo uthembi (ubumnan di bomthondo omkhulu).

Kwale ngisho, “Ngbhebhe Ish,” kusho mina. Awufake uthi shelele ngamoyzela. Umnandi umpipi omkhulu kuphahluka mina. “kanti umfundisi?” kwedelela u ish. “Aw, ngbhebhe ish,” kuziba mina. Langbhebha we mah, aw umnandi ngempela! kuthi angmemeze manje aw ngasho ngachama, langibelesela ikwer...labantu ngomthondo ngasizwa sishisa isibumbu sami, bese ewfaka futhi uthi bushe aw ngaze ngaythola into ekade ngangiylangazel ela ngiybukela kude, awumnandi umthondo omkhulu ngyakutshela, buza mina, lapho ngiguqe ngamadolo kusofa wendoda, ngyadliwa hhay indaba yabantu bethi. athi uwfaka kwengenhla imbobo kube buhlungu, “hhay lapho ish,” ngthetha kona ngiyaye ngiqhanyelwe uma ngibabuka bebhejwa kuleyombobo.

Hhaw kanti kubhlungu kanje, cha abuyele kweyokuchama awushaye. Uyaz ua ewushaya ungathi ngyaqala ukbhejwa. Uyaz kuvele kubingathi ngsezulwini. Aw wema aw wema ngasho ngachama, wezwa uish ukuthi sengchamile wangbhebha washesha manje wasidedela isdoda, inkihlinkihli. Aaw wamchamela umkamfundisi, ngamsula umthondo ngibe ngiwbukisisa, ' aw cha uqukethe ish!"kbabaza mina "umnandi yazi utight lyk awnandoda mama mfun...sorry nozi" hhay ngyobuye ngkutshele ukuthi why ngi tight kodwa nginendoda ish lets not rush evrything ngisho ngimqabula ngibe ngim brasha isfuba.

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Waziletha Sbumbu - EO

Izehla yinto enje. Ngangisanda ukuthenga unyanyavu lwami lwemoto, i-Golf4. Ngavuka ekuseni kunguMgqibelo, ngayiwasha, ngayipholisha, yacwebezela. Ngathi ngiyithenga ngayiqamba igama. Babede bengibuza seloku ngayithenga ukuthi yini ngangiyibiza nge"Red Devil". Nami kahlehle angazi ukuthi yini indaba, kodwa ngoba vele yayibovu, ngangivele ngithi nje yingoba iwusathane obovu. Uma ngiyigeze ngayipholisha kwakuphenduka amakhanda yonke indawo lapho ihamba khona. Ngalelilanga lezimanga, nami ngangisilahlele isidwedwe, ngiwubhuti'madlisa wangempela. Ngangize ngabopha ngisho untanjana. Ngathi uma ngiphuma egcekeni kwalilizele umama ongizalayo ngaze nganamahlonyana.

"Engabe libangiswephi ensizweni yami madoda, kuze kungafi muntu lapho uyakhona Mageza", kwathi cosololo kimi umama engithakazela.
"Lutho mama ngizishayelwa ngumoya nje, ngobuya kusasa, ngizolala eflethini, kungaze kugqekezwe, sengina 2 weeks wonke ngahamba", ngasho phaka ohuntshwini lami.

Empeleni ngangingayi ndawo. Ngangisafuna ukuzishayela kancane nje khona laphaya eslazini, ngishayele impintshi zami amaround ngizigcwalisele ngamasondo ami. Akuzange kusenzeka loko. Ngathi ngiphuma nje ekhaya ngangimiswa yilomaqinase ongu-Rose, ehamba ne-yelowbone esexy like Beyonce. Ngangingezommela uRose, eish, ngathathwa yinto ayeyiphethe. Bathi bangagibela, ngavala wonke amayindi thaqa, pho i-Red Devil idimile ongaphandle uvele axhoshwe yilanga, mina ngizitike ngobuhle noma ububi bakhe.

"Hello bhuti Solo", kwabhavumula uRose.
"Hola Rose, kunjani sisi?", ngasho ngiizenza muhle, kanti kwakuthi angiqhume ukunengwa.

Athi xhafu xhafu ushingamu bese efutha ibheluna aliqhumise. Lapho sengicikekeni.
"Sorry Solo bra wami, awuyi ngase town?", wabuza ngezwa kuthi xhifi, kusuka nini ngiwu bra woRose?
Ngehlisa umoya: "Ngiya ngakhona"
"Wanenhlanhla Thando. Ngicela ningehlise etuckshop, angisezokuphelezela ou, sewuzohamba noSolo", kuqevuza uRose.

Nebala ngamehlisa e-tuckshop. Ngase ngicela losisi omuhle owayehamba naye ukuthi abuyele ngaphambili. Yahlangana idabuli.

"Hello babes", ngasho ngimuthi nhla. Ngambona emoyizela kancane.
"Igama lami nginguThando, angiyena uBabes.", eziphendulela
"Kunjani-ke Thando?"
"Ngiyaphila"
Ngiyaqala ngqa ukubona umuntu omuhle njengawe la ngakithi, ukuthathaphi kodwa u-Rose?, ngibuza.
"Sasifunda naye e-boarding school, ngivakashile la eThekwini, ekhaya kuseSikhawini.", kwasho uThando
"Sewubuyela khona nje eSikhawini?" ngibuza
"Yebo"

Saxoxa saze safika phakathi eThekwini. Savumelana ngokuthi sizoke sithi ukushaywa ngumoya ESouth Beach before ngimhambise khona eSikhawini. Ngangivele ngingenzi lutho that day. Kwakuzoba mnandi kengithi ukumqhutha amakhizane uRed Devil ngithi ukumqaqa ibanga elide. Empeleni nangosuku olwalulandela ngangingenalo uhlelo. Ngangizibulawelwa isibakabaka. Sahlala emotweni saxoxa saze sasondelana. Ngabona ukuthi kwakuyobe ngangidlala isibhocobhoco uma ngingayeka isibumbu sesilethwe nge-tray. ngathi ukuntshontsha u-baby kiss, kwangilungela, ngabona ukuthi akabhoki uThando. Sagcina sibhudubezana ngesishisayo isnqanda khona emotweni, ngezwa ngifudumala. Lapho ngasengiqhanyeliswe okwenkunzi yembongolo. Ngangabe ngisacucuza ngamkhomba eflethini uThando.

Saphuma emotweni saqonda khona e3rd-floor. Eliftini sagibela sobabili, ngathi ukugaxa ithanga lakhe enqulwini ngamtoboza isibumbu ngambona ephenduka i-China same time, amehlo afifiyela ngabona ukuthi usexegelwa ngamadolo. Sathi siphuma eliftini sasivula umnyango, ngawukhiya saqonda ngqo ebedrooom. Ngathi ngifika ngangithi hlwi zonke izingubo kwasala ishidi, ngamphonsa phezu kwalo. Ngambamba ngamkonkoshela, ngimgijima nglimi endlebeni, ngamuzwa aphefumulela phezulu wena owabona i-spamwhale sikhafula amanzi sphefumula. Ngambamba isibumbu ngqi, ngambona ephela amandla.

"Ima kancane Solo ngichaze", washo ezikhalela.

Ngasho ngenhliziyo ngathi kuchazwa kuchazwani, ngamkopa ngomunwe emsunwini ngathi ukuwudladlalisa wavele wagovoza ngamnwaya ngawo igolo. Ngabona ukuthi akusekho ukufaka igiya elihlehlayo ngathi ngicela silahle amawashingi kude, khona sasingezoshwabana. Sakhumula sasala nqunu. Yilapho ngake ngambuka kahle khona uThando, yayime kahle leyantokazi suka madoda. Isho ngelimhlophe ithanga eliphuphuzela uboya. Induku yami yavele yaqina ngqi okogodo lalomuthi okuthiwa yithambo. Ngaphefumulela phezulu kuhle kwesidakwa siginge ugologo.

Ngambamba ngamsondeza, sema eduze kombede ngathi ukucimeza ngadonsa umoya. Phela ngangizwa kahle ukuthi uma ngangingasehlisi ispiti ngangochama lisagudla amalebe nje ipipi. Ngehlisa umoya ngaphinde ngaphefumula kakhulu, ngathi ukuzulisa umqondo, Ngamjikijela phezu kwe "thofomagic" wathi ukubhampa kancane umbede. Ngamgudla amthanga ngomthndo, wavele wazivulela, walithi hleke igolo, ngawujikijela. Ngawubusheka wonke umthondo ngamuzwa egqihela phezulu. Wangibamba wanginkonkoshela. Isibumbu sakhe ngasizwa sifuquza sishesha, igolo lavuleka lavaleka, amalebe ngawezwa ewumumatha umthondo, ngawubhuxeka waye wayongqinda ngamasende. Ngabona ukuthi ngangizovele ngichame ukube ngake ngazama ukufenda, ngambamba ngamsondeza ngamgoqoza indlebe ngolimi. ngamuzwa ithe: "Hhhi..hhhi...hhhi'' ngaqhubeka nje ngide ngimumunca ngimhlohla ulimi endlebeni.

Ngathi ngimuzwa wayengqasha efenda sengathi wayeshiswa ngamalahle: "oooh ..awe.. mah!!"
Wakhala wangifenda ngesankahlu ngazibonela ukuthi usefike emphelandaba
Ngamfenda ngamsheshisa : "Yooohhh:" ngazizwa sengiphahluka, ngezwa kudlala umzimba wonke, ngamthundela. Kwathi tshu, tshu ,tshu...Ngasithulula isidoda, kwashisa kamnandi. Ngezwa umuzwa ozoyiza kamnandi sengathi wawungangadluli. Ngaye ngathi ja phezu kwakhe

Angazi ngasishaya uma kulaphi isiqaqa ngoba ngaphaphama ngisephakathi emathangeni kaThando, eloku engiphulula ikhanda, wena owabona uDelila elalisa uSamson. Umehluko wukuthi mina ngangiphakathi kuThando, ngangingacamele emathangeni.

"Waze wangibhebha kamnandi Solo, kodwa bengikubonelani nje ngoba ngiyagcina ukukubona namuhla?", kwazikhalela uThando

"Ungesabi Thando, awugcinile, it's a promise, kusemva kwendlu la eSikhawini.", Phela igolo liyabhedisa, ngazisola sengishilo. Ngangingazenzi nami ngangididwe isibumbu.

Wangibhebha ngagezeka igilo Part 2 - EO

Sonke sabe sesifisa ukufika ehotela esasiqashelwe lona sizibonele ngo-C. Kwakuyintambama around 15h00 or so. Kwasekuqala ukuvunguza umoya obandayo. That place was damn cold, I wondered ukuthi in mid-winter ngabo July kanje, kubanjani ukubanda? Lalilihle ihotela esasikulo, ngicabanga ukuthi uR300 per night sharing, kwakuyispecial prize sethu ngoba singamastudents R600 per room was nothing. the place was cozy and upmarket. Sanikezwa i-itenary, wow, sasizokwenza i-hiking, horse riding, bowling, tennis, volleyball, golf etc.... yoh letrip was one for future memories. Namanje uma ngiyikhumbula, ngisamoyizela ngedwa ubala. Ama-activities ayezoqala Saturday morning. Sakhonjiswa amarooms wethu. Just like I'd been told, boys were sharing and girls sharing, but we were all in the same vicinity. Indeed, i-room yethu no Bongi yayincikene neyoRazoh benoYasoh.

Thina sino Bongi sathi sifika nje sasingena kushower, si-refresher. Saqeda lapho sadonsa amanovels ethu safunda. Akuphelanga sikhathi esingakanani kwakhala ucingo lwaseroomini. UYasoh wayefuna ukwazi ukuthi ngingamvakashela yini? Ngavuma. Ngathi ngingena nje eroomini, wayephuma uRazoh ngavele ngafunda kwezami ukuthi kwase kusukile lokho.

"Baby can we skip hotel dinner tonight? Soze sibabone kusasa abanye kwi-breakfast.",
"Sure sweety nami angilambile", ngasho ngivumela phezulu.

Into engangiyilambele umthondo nje qha. Ngavele ngezwa ngiqhanyelwa, ngezwa umsunu ulobilobiza, kwafuquza isbumbu. Wangiwola lapho uYasoh, wangidida ngo-kiss ovuthayo, kwaxega amadolo.

"Akukhiyiwe njalo emnyango Yasoh".

Ngambona egxumisa okwenhlamvu, wakhiya same time. Ngangithi uzobuya azongibhudubeza futhi, lutho, wavele waqonda ezimpahleni esasifike nazo, wadonsa i-red wine. Lalisabanda. Ngavele ngakhungatheka nje ukuthi sasiphuza ngoba sicelebratha noma wayefuna ukungidakiswa? Phela kuthiwa utshwala behlela ngezansi kuthina bantu besifazane. Ngeke ngazi noma kuyiqiniso yini ngoba ngangivele nje ngizibatshelwe kudala mina. Even ngesikhathi ngisuka eres ngase ngivele ngizilobizela ukubhejwa nje qha. Sadonsa amaglass amabili ayevele eseroomini. saliqhabula kancane side simanqazana ngomnandi ukiss lo. Sasihleli embhedeni uYasoh engemuva kwami, ngide ngizwa umthondo wakhe ungigqukuluza kancane, ngibuye ngimuzwe ephefumulela phezulu sengathi umuntu emuka nomfula.

"Bottoms up my love", washo waligojela lonke iwayini. Nami ngalishayela ekhanda leli engangiliphuza.

Sabeka amaglass. salala side bye side. Phela ama3-quarter beds mina ngafika esevele ehlanganisiwe enza i-Kingsize bed. Sabukana ezinhlavini zamehlo. Ngambona emoyizela kancane uYasoh. Angazi noma wayesengenwe yiwayini yini, ngoba nami ngasengizizwa ngilula, Sekusho ukuthi ngangingasengedwa. Ngamangazwa wukuthi ngeglass eyodwa nje vo?

"Ayoh you look so beautiful. You are one in a million. I'm so lucky to be loved by you honeybunch." Ngavele ngazizwa ngibalulekile, futhi ngikhethekile ngempela.
"You too are very special my Yasoh. You are the best thing that ever happened to me in a very long time".

Samoyizela sobabili sabambana sasondezana, what a hug! It was probably the best hug I've had since I were born.

"Sthandwa angazi noma sengiyaphapha yini, bengisacela ukhumule ube naked, I just want to feast on your curvacious, sexy and fit body."

Ngambuka ngamanye amehlo, but who cared? I took all my clothes off for him to feast his eyes to his content. I modeled around the room. Ngangimbona uYasoh econsa amathe, ngathi uma ngimbuka umthondo, ngawubona uqhoshile ebhulukwe, cha yena wayewuthwele shame umthondo.

"Thanks baby. Now it is my turn", wakhumula uYasoh

Ngavela ngahluleka ukuzibamba, ngamokha ngensini, Umthondo wawusume mpo, sewungathi umsila werattlesnake isicasukile. Ngisho ukuthi anginake, angazi noma kwase kwenza iwayini yini. Waqinisa izinkonyane wankonkomala wena owabona osozinyama beqhudelana.

" oohhh Yummy", ngathuka senguphahlukile.

Hehehe, phela truth be told, he was a perfect catch for me. He had everything that I needed from a man, looks, personalty, body to die for and ....hehehe eish nomthondo as a chery on top. Ngavele ngezwa amadolo egcwala amanzi, ngavele ngaba ujelly emadolweni. Ngavele ngezwa ukuthi ngangingasadinge foreplay, all Ineed was him ukuthi angikhwele nje qha.

"Come to mamah my boy", true angazi ukuthi aphuma kanjani lawo kimi.

Naye ngambona evumela umthetho njenge lovesick puppy.  Wasondela sabambana sasondezana. Ngezwa inhliziyo ishaya ngamandla. I just gave in. Ngathuka sengiwavulile amathanga, wawujikijela umthondo, wangibamba wangisondeza, ngawuzwa ushisa right inside esibelethweni. It was right at that moment that I remembered about i-protection... kwase ku too late. Ubumnandi base bungigabhe kakhulu. Wathi angawubhuxeka wonke umthondo uYasoh wathula akanganyakaza, kwafuquza wona wodwa umthondo, ngezwa amalebe ami ewumumatha ewudedela. Angazi noma naye wayecabanga loku engangikucabanga yini.

Ngaqala ngafenda. Ngalihlekeza lonke ugolo ngambamba izinqe ngamshutheka phakathi. Wasondela, wakhonkobala kuhle wena owabona inja ikotela umgqomo. Waquma sengathi isiguli esisezinhlungwini ezinzima. Sadidana ngo-kiss. Angikaze ngibuzwe ubumnandi obunjeya, seloku ngazalwa, futhi angiboni ukuthi ngophinde ngibuzwe. Yingaleso sikhathi la ngakhumbula khona ukuthi bathi uma kumnandi ngaleyandlela sisuke sihlala isisu, ngawuziba lowomcabango. Ngaphinde ngalithi hleke igolo, wafenda uYasoh! Isinqe wake wasitshikizisa sengathi yilezintokazi zaseHawaai ezigqoka iziketi ezenziwe ngotshani. Lapho mina ngase ngivele ngakhamisa nka wubumnandi.

"Baby you are the woman that I've been looking for all my life"
"Me too Yasoh, you are the man of my dreams"

Wangibamba wangisondeza wawubhuxeka wonke, ngezwa kungathi kuza igagasi lobumnandi elingangeletsunami. Ngamfenda ngamsheshisa, ngathuka sengimemezile

"Ngibhebhe ngingo wakho Yasoh! Fuck me hard Honey bunch"
"Oooh Yeah..mmmmm ...awe mah!

Angitshelwangwa muntu ukuthi naye useyangithundela, ngezwa ngesidoda singidubulisa okwenhlavu yesibhamu right inside my womb. Kwagedezela umzimba wonke. Ngambamba ngamnkonkoshela, ngase ngisukwa ukuganga ngathi ukumgoqoza ngolimi endlebeni.. hehehe, ngamuzwa ekhuluma izilimu engingazazi sengathi wayesengenwe yimimoya yokuprofetha. Sabambana eside isikhathi, isidoda sakhe ngisizwa sigijima ngaphakathi kamnandi kimi. Ngafikelwa umbuzo engangingasoze ngambuza wona : Njengba achama inkihlinkihli engaka, kanti yena wayegcine nini ukubhebha? Sabambana ngaze ngazumeka. Ngaze ngaphaphama ngoba umthondo wakhe sengiwuzwa usuqine uwugodo, eselokhu engifenda kancane.

Kwaphinde kwasuka futhi lokho, noma isiqubu sesibili singafikanga kwesokuqala ngobumnandi, kodwa sasizidlulela kude le ezinye iziqutshana zokubhejwa angase ngike ngaba nazo before I met uYasoh

I knew there and then ukuthi lukhulu lwaluza lunyelela. Pho kwasekungabuye kuthiwenui? Saqhubeka sibhebhana kamnandi till Sunday morning, kodwa mina ngase ngazi kahle kamhlophe ukuthi kangingasengedwa. Ubumnandi baqhubeka njalo ngisho sesibuya ohambweni lwethu. Ngaphakathi ngangeneliseke ngendlela engangingakaze nganeliseke ngayo phambilini. From those days till today, Yasoh became my man, my only man. Futhi angiboni ukuthi ukhona omunye oyophinde athathe indawo yakhe.

Ngisacela ukulungisela abantwana bethu noYasoh. Sengilibele ukubhala, angaze abuye ngingenzanga lutho, kanti he loves my cooking uma ngi-on leave.

I should be able to write you another juicy story within the next 3 weeks. I love you mwuahhh...

Whilst awaiting part 2 of "Wangibhebha ngagezeka igilo"

Lomzekelo ukwi-poll uliqiniso. Ngicela ukukunika ithuba ke ubeke uvo lwakho ngokuphelele. Bukhona yini ubulungiswa ekutheni amadoda siwancishe isinene, siwaphe ngoba kuthanda thina? Ngenhlanhla mina kangishadile, so ngiyaye ngizithethelele ngokuthi imomozi ngiyongele indoda eyoba stupid enough futhi ibe nesibindi sokukhokha ukuze ubhebhe one momozi for life.

Uma sekushadiwe, bukhona yini ubulungiswa ekutheni indoda ishaywe ngenkeshezana yocansi inyanga yonke? Ngabe loku akukhuthazi yini amadoda ukuthi ahambe ebhabhabala ngoba edlala indlala emakhaya? Kungabe inalo yini indoda ilungelo lokubhebha as many times as he wants just coz kushadiwe? Okanye to put the question direct - How many times a month should be adequate sexually?

Khulululeka nje ubeke owakho umbono. Akukho mbono ozo edithwa or ungaphablishwa okanye udilithwe. Sonke sibadala futhi I'd like to think ukuthi si-open minded.

Phawula sizwe...

Wangibhebha ngagezeka igilo - EO

Ngangiqhanyelwe ngifa! Ngase ngina 6 months ngawugcina umthondo. Ngavele ngazitshela ngisuka nje res ukuthi kukhona engangizombhebhisa kuletrip yethu eyayiya e-Drankensberg. Babungeke-nje buphelele ubumnandi for two nights, Friday and Saturday nights out ngingabhejwanga. Kwakufanele ngilahle noma kanjani, purposely futhi. I even carried i-protection. Hhha, umthondo ngiwuthanda impela kodwa ngangikakazimiseli ngokufa. Pho yayinhle yini ibhasi ababesiqashele yona! Pure luxury. Good music, aircon and luxurious seats. Yonke into yayi-mncwahh, even i-weather ngathi yayivume thina sodwa nje. So ngavele ngagqoka my white mini skirt without underwear purposely. Ngangifuna ukuba drop dead sexy to lure my victims. I was among the first ukungena ebhasini and I picked a two seat just behind the tall seat over the rear wheel yebhasi. So that the only people who could see ukuthi kwenzekani on my seat would be limited to a few eyes. Inhliziyo yayishaya ngamandla ngifisa nje sengathi kungahlala a young man ozaziyo izinto eduze kwami, hhayi isicefe se-nerd ezoloku ikhuluma ngama courses and stuff. Was I going to be lucky?

Baqhubeka bengena abafundi ebhasini. Eduze kwami kwakungahlali muntu bede bedlula sengathi abasiboni isikhala esasikwi-window seat yengangihleli kuyo. Angazi ukuthi ngaphazanyiswa yini, ngoba ngethuka sengizwa a very sexy and deep voice ithi: "Baby, kindly move towards the window, I would like the pleasure of sitting with your on this trip." Ngezwa inhliziyo ishaya ngokushesha. Ngaphakamisa amehlo. Damn, what a handsome lad!!! I obliged. Ngamuvela ngase windini. Ngezwa umzimba wonke uvuka uhlefane. Wahlala, wangibuka straight on my eyeballs ngezwa amanzi egcwala emadolweni ngashaywa ngoluncane uvalo. Luckily sasihleli phansi, ukube sasimile, maybe wayeyobona kuvevezela amadolo. Ngaziqinisa, nami ngamubuka straight into his sexy eyes. "Hello beautiful, how are you doing?", washo engishaya ngesmile somhlaba. "I'm fine, thanks unjani wena?, ngaphendula ngiswebeza in a lady like voice. Ngangibamba isimilo, then I looked down, purposely. Ngambona  with a corner of my left eye ekhotha izindebe zomlomo. Ngasho ngenhliziyo ngathi yahlangana idabuli. I would not have picked any better young man than the one who was sharing a seat with me on that trip.

"I gama ngingu Yasoh sweety"
"Mina ngingu-Ayoh"
Sahleka sobabili sabukana emehlweni. Umhlaba savele sawuphendula owethu sobabili. Kwaphazamisa lomfana weNdiya owayedrayiva ibasi eseyireva sengathi uzoshaya ngayo isidudla. Yachwaza ibhasi kukhala amakhwela. Phela wonke umuntu wayejabule, kwakubonakala nje ukuthi yabe igcagcele esokeni kithi sonke. Sasizochitha the whole week-end away, sibuye on Sunday morning.  Yathi ingasuka ibhasi, sabuyela engxoxweni yethu. Umculo wawudlalela phansi futhi uromantic. Everything was perfect! Saxoxa kamnandi noYasoh, ngathatheka impela, I was wet all the way to the hotel esasiqashelwe lona. I felt a bit sorry for my parents to pay so much for me ukuthi ngiybhejwa. I consoled myself ngokuthi vele I was over 21, so it is not like I was a teenager who didn't know what she was doing. Phela the trip was for the 3rd year students and it was timed right ngo-mid-March so we had the whole year to be serious with our studies.

We had one rest stop, savumelana no-Yasoh ukuthi sasizokwehlukana siye kobona our friends, siphinde sihlangane khona ebhasini. That is when I realized ukuthi most people were sitting in couples. Was it a coincidence? Hell NO, I don't think! Mina and my gals we all scored our Romeo's or so I gathered on the rest stop. Almost all 4 of us sasesicabanga ngama sleeping arrangements. I was going to share with Bongi...and seemingly, Razoh, Bongi's boyfriend was Yasoh's friend and they were going to share also. Yahlangana i-dabuli. I don't know who arranged sleeping rooms, but I overhead that our rooms would be next to each other. Boys would share and we would share. Lezindaba zavele zangenza ngaqhanyelwa more. Sibuyela ebhasini nje all I was thinking about was bedtime! Sahlangana khona kwi-seat yethu noYasoh. He whispered the good knews to me and by then we were like an old couple. Knecking and stealing baby kisses at every opportune moment....

Oopsie, can I finish the story on the next chapter? Don't go away, pleaaaa...seee. I love you mwuahhh

Ekhaya-ke mntanami - EO

UDudu ngamlinda kwaze kwamnyama emehlo. Ngagcina ngihlanze ngedela. Ngase ngiqhanyelwe yaze yathamba induku sengicasulwa wukushayiswa ikhrebhu nguye. Ngagcina ngiliphonsile ithawula, ngajokola ngaya kofuna izinto zokugibela. Ngafika erank engasabonwa amathekisi aya eMlazi. Into engangizoyithini-ke le ngoba isiteshi sesitimela sasikude nakwaBB langangiqashe khona. Ngathi qala-qala ngabona omunye ubaba oyisecurity wangiyalela ukuthi kunelast bus engujikeleza kodwa yayiyoze idlule ngo23h00, bhekake kwakungu 21h30. Kusho ukuthi ngangizoma whole hour and a half! Yayingekho iyenzi. Nganikela esitobhini.

Esitobhini ngacika kukhona usisi oyedwa vo. Pho wayemuhle yini. Wayebonakala ukuthi wethukile. "Hello baby", Ngasho ngiziqinisa. "Yebo bhuti", kuvuma yena.
Mina : "Yini ebusuku ngalesikhathi uyaphi?"
Yena: "Bengilinde i-ou yami, ayangafika"
Mina: "Sorry sisi, nami yiso leso"
Yena, emoyizela kancane ngokukhululeka : "Eish, kwaze kwanzima"
Mina: "Kuncono, uvele uzithathele mina ngoba nami ngilahliwe"
Wahluleka ukuzibamba, wahleka, "Mhlawumbe kungaba yisu elincono lelo"

Angibange ngisaloku ngibhala ngicisha, ngavele ngamukela izehla, ngangisazoshelelani. Saxoxa eside impela isikhathi saze sajwayelana naku nebhasi lalingaqhamuki. Saze sigcina sisondelana, ngakhumula ujezi engangiligqokile ngamgqokisa lona, at least mina ngangigqoke isikibha esinemikhono emide. Yena wayegodola impela eseze wavelwa yilohlefane olubizwa ngezindlu zamakhaza. Sasesivumelene ukuthi siya kwami, emqashweni.

Yaqhamuka ibhasi sasho phezulu. Sahlala emva komshayeli. Babembalwa abantu la ebhasini, iningi kwakuyizinsizwa nengcosana yabesifazane ababegqoke azakwa-Kentucky, kusho ukuthi kwakungabasebenzi bakhona. Yazungeza ibhasi! Damn! Yawagoqoza wonke amaSection oMlazi. Sehla esitobhini ngo-01h30. Ngenhlanhla kuseduze kwesitobhi lapho ngangiqashe khona. Inhliziyo yayigxuma nephaphu kimi, ngizolala ngibhebhile kanti ngasengilahle themba. Imbobo kakhiye ngake ngayigeja izikhashana, kuwubutata. Ngaze ngathuswa nguPretty ngoba esethi: "Skhumbuzo my love, engathi usugodole kakhulu, bengicela ukukuvulela please", washo emoyizela ngabona ukuthi wayebona ukuthi ngiyatatazela. Wavula sangena. Ngangihambe vele ngipheke kamnandi, ngihlinzeke uDudu. Safudumeza ukudla sadla. Ngakhumula ngayongena eshaweni. Wubutata, angazi noma ngangididwa ubuhle bukaPretty yini. Ngathi ngisagcoba insipho ngamuzwa esegulukudela nami phakathi eshaweni.

"Baby, ngicela ukukugeza", ngavele ngathithibala ngawubhanana phansi kwamanzi. Wangokha ngensini u-Pretty. "Sthandwa, yini, uyaqala yini ukujola?", wangibuza esamoyizela. Ngavele ngabona ukuthi ngangihlangane nezimbila zithutha ziholwa ngemhlophe phambili. "Wow, Skhu, kanti uyithwele kangaka into yokuchama, akufani nawe uyazi, kusho ukuthi umuntu ngeke adlale indlala" Washo engibhucunga umthondo. Ngase ngiloku ngisineka ubala, sengibona nje ukuthi ngizidonsele amanzi ngomsele. Phela ngavele ngakhonkluda nje ukuthi U-Pretty wayengumahosha. Pho, ngangisazothini? Khethile khethile kwazisholo INdiya likudayisele ngobhanana obolile. UPretty washeshe wabona ukuthi ngethukile, kodwa waqhubeka nalomdladlwana wakhe owawungethusa. Ngathi ngithi ngiyambuka wawaqhunsula wonke amehlo : "Skhumbuzo, wake wangibona emini?" Ngathuka kwaphela nasozwaneni, induku yawa same time. Ngaphuma ngigulukudela eshaweni ngigcwele insipho nginjalo. Bhekake isikhiye sasigcine kuye ngingazi nokuthi usibekephi. Ngathi ngisahlahle amehlo, wavula isicabha seshower wangihleka. "Skhu, my love, kanti uyigwala kanje? Buya sizogeza bengidlala." Noma ngangisethukile, kodwa ayikho indoda efuna ukubizwa ngegwala, ngaqunga isibindi ngabuyela khona, ngathi sekofa ofayo.Saqhubeka sagezana kamnandi u-Pretty. Waxolisa ngokungethusa.

Saqeda ukugeza wangikhombisa i-Id yakhe. Wase efonela abangani bakhe e-res yaseWestville, ngamuzwa ethi kuse DH. Wangixoxisa nomunye, just to prove ukuthi everything was legit. Kwayima ngikhumbula ukuthi wayethe umva kokushaya yikhrebhu wayezolala kubo komunye umngani wakhe kwa-W khona eMlazi ngoba wayengenayo imali yemeter taxi to Westville.

Sangena embhedeni. UPretty walala wabheka enzasi. "Ubucabangani Skhu, ungithatha kanjani? Ucabanga ukuthi ngingakubhebhisa nge-first night khohlwa, washo ephela yinsini". Ngathi ngimuzwa wayengimasaja izinyawo. Nami kwazisoleso, kodwa nganginokusaba okuncane ukukhuphukela ngenhla kwamadolo. ngagcina ngizidelile. ngamphulula amathunga, ngamuzwa ethuthumela sengathi uyagodola. "Yini Pretty sekunguwe yini oshaywa wuvalo?" akangangiphandula wavele wangithi ngxi umthothondo wawuskwiza hard wabuye wawudedela, wangokha ngensini. Phela ngavele ngakhalisa okwengane. "Ngiyadla Skhu, eish kuzofanele ngiyeke ukuganga ngawe manje, I'm sorry my love. Ukuthi ngingumuntu okhonze ukudlala"  Washo engiphulula amasende kamnandi. Wangibamba wangisondeza, wangikhotha umthondo.

Zathelwa emahlangeni. Ngamhlekeza amathanga, ngamngena ngolimu ezindebeni zegolo. ngamuzwa equma kancane. Wayengayekile ukungiphulula amasende, engikhotha nomthondo. Ulimi ngaludlalisa kubhontshisi, ngalugudlisa nezindonga zemomozi. ngamuzwa engifenda kancane. Ngamkhotha engathi ulimu ngimupenda ngalo. Walihlekeza lonke igolo walibeka obala, lapho wayesede equma ubala. Ngaphenduka ngabheka enzasi nami. Ngamkhotha izingono zamabele. Umthondo lapho wasewumanzi uqine uwugodo ngiwubeke emalebeni, ngide ngiwuqinisa, ngiwuzwe uthintathinta ubhontshisi. Ngangatatazela ngiqhubeka ngamkhotha amabele. Ngathi ngimuzwa wayengibamba engisondeza, ngawubusheka phakathi wonke umthondo waye wangqinda ngamasende. "Shit damn you! Kodwa wawucashephi sonke lesikhathi?". Ngashaya sengathi angimzwanga, ngaqhubeka ngakhotha amabele. Ngambambha ngamsondeza ngamkhotha indlebe ngolimu. Ngathi ukuphefumula kancane, ngase ngimgoqoza indlebe ngolimu. "Mmmhuuu! yooh!" Washo elihlekeza lonke igolo, engibambha engifaka phathi, engigaxa izinyawo eqolo. Ngambambha izinqe ngamsondeza, angiyekile ukumguduza indlebe ngilimi. "I love you Skhu wami uyezwa?". Ngawushisa umthondo. "Yesss... yeahhhh...Asichame kanye kanye my love, ngithundele Skhu!" Wangifenda waqinisa wangigudlisa umsunu ngomthondo, ngahluleka ukuzibamba. Ngabhongisa okwenkunzi ihlatshwa ngamthundela, ngasidedela isidoda, ngezwa ingquza yakhe iwumumatha iwudedela umthondo. Saye sathi dedelele, kabonakala ukuthi iphelile into ebithethwa.

Sabambana saqabulana. Wangibamba wangisondeza eduze u-Pretty, wase enginyenyezela: "Uma ngike ngezwa nje ukuthi umthondo wami uhambe ubhebha ngawo zonke izifebe lezi, ngokubulala nya"

Emaflathini - EO

Ngasengiqala ukukhathala yiloku okungumfanyana okwakuhleze kungiqhweba bese kufaka isithupha phakathi komunwe wokukhomba nalo ophakathi, kungitshengisa isign kamabhebhana. Ngangingakaze ngikubone phansi emgwaqeni. Kodwa ngangikugcina khona laphaya eflathini lakho. Ngelinye ilanga ngaphuma ngithi ngiyoshaywa ngumoya kwibalcony ngazithela kuko, kwaphinda lezo angasengikujwayele ngazo. Ngathi qala qala , ngabona ukuthi kwakuyikho kodwa laphaya kubalcony, abanye besaye emsebenzini. Ngavele ngangena endlini ngakhumula ngaba nqunu nqu ngaphumela phandle ngashaya ngadadlaza. Kwahluleka ukuzibamba kwaqaqa uziphu kwangi khombisa umthondo. Pho kwakuwuthwele yini. ngavele ngaconsa amathe. Bheka ngoba kwakushisa ngithi ngiphumele ukushaywa ngumoya ngavele ngajuluka more. Ngadideka ikhanda ngabuyela endlini ngaphuma sengibhince ibeach towel.

Kwangihleka okungumfana laphaya ngaphesheya kwathi: "Yini my sista uyayithanda yini into oyibonile?". Ngathi ngizama ukukuphendula ulimi lwavele lwagcwala umlomo. Ngagcina ngikukhombise ngesign ukuthi akuhambe kuyoshaya indlwabu. Kwangokha ngensini kwathi: "Anginaso isikhathi se-25 sistaz asihlangane laphaya phansi esecurity yenu khona ngizokuzwisa, right?" Ngathuka sengivumile. Kwangena endlini. Ngake ngathi ukuma, ngicabanga ukuthi ngiye noma ngingayi. Ngezwa ngicikeka nje ukuthi ngase ngingaze ngisabe ingane, ngehla. Ngakufica sekumile okuwunkomana. "Sistaz, siya kwakho noma kwami". Ngathi ukucabanga, ngabona kuncono kwami, for saftey reasons. "Asiyekwami ndodana, kusho mina ngiziqinisa." Mina ngino 42yrs, cishe yena 27-30yrs noma ngaphansana.

Sagibela i-lift, phezulu, kwami. Ngase ngina 3yrs ngawugcina umthondo. Ngake ngezwa ngiqhanyelwa into eyisimanga ngenkathi sigibela ilift kungishaya ngebaby kiss okungumfana. Yimihlola yami yini. Lalishisa ilanga kuyisemini kwabha. Sathi singena kwami ngakhiya iminyango ngakhumula izingubo ngaqonda eshaweni. Phela ngangizitshela ukuthi kwakuzongilinda ngize ngiqede ukugeza okungumfana, kanti angibuzanga elangeni. Ngathi ngisazigcobe insipho umzimba wonke, ngakuzwa sekugulukudela eshoweni okungumfana : " Kuyashisa namhlanje sistaz asonge amanzi sigeze kanyekanye" Kwasho kuzigcoba insipho ngezandla. ngathi ngikuzwa kwakungihlikihla izinqe ngayo insipho. Ngashokhwa wugesi, kwakusho phela ukuthi ngangikade ngagcina ukuthintwa yindoda. Kwangiguqula okungumfana kwangibhekisa ngakuko. ngakhophoza ubala ngimdala. Naku umuntu ezobhejwa yingane emini kwabha, yinto eyayizothiwani le? Ngathi ngisacabanga kwangiphulula isibumbu. Nami ngathuka sengikudumele umthondo sengiwuphulula. Ngavele ngamanzi same time. Uyadlala udlala indlala. Ngabona ukuthi kwasekonakala ngavula amanzi eshaweni ngaqedela ukugeza.

Saphuma eshaweni okungumfana sekungiqhuba ngomthondo kuhle komfana eqhuba izinkomo. Vele-ke nje ngiyazifela ngedoggy style. Ngahamba njalo ngaze ngafike ngaguqa embhedeni. Akuzange kusabuza okungumfana Kwangihlokoloza ngawo umthondo. Kwawubusheka wagcwala isibeletho. Ngaliqhansula lonke igolo ngalibeka obala. Kwangigoqoza okungumfana ngathi ngikuzwa kwakubhuda. "mmhhhh ...mhhh... umnandi sistaz, you are hot!" Ngawuzwa ushaya indlikizane wonke umzimba. "Ngibhebhe mfana kasisi, kade wawungigabisela ngomthondo" Kwaba sengathi ngiyambasela umfana wake wafenda washeshisa. Ngachama ngaphindelela. Ngangingazenzi, angithi kwakuthi uma kufenda, amasende ede enwaya umsunu kamnandi, ngivele ngithuthumele wonke umzimba ngivukwe wuhlefane. Lapho ngase ngize ngahusha embhedeni ngomqala sengiziqhansule zonke izinqe umfana ezitika ngegolo lami. Kwakuke kuligoqoze kuwubusheke wonke ngize ngikhamise nka wubumnandi.

Ngathi ngimuzwa unkunzana wayengibamba engisondeza. Kwasithulula isidoda okungumfana ngezwa kuthi tshu phakathi egolo sengathi ngibhejwa yisiboshwa esiphuma kudilikajele. Kwaqina lapho okungunkunzana kwawuthe bushe wonke waze wangqinda ngamasende kwawushiya phakathi umthondo. Ngezwa kushisa wonke umzimba ngaze ngakubongela okungumfana : "Uyalishaya isende babah uyezwa"

Ngabhejwa bume - EO

Ngawubamba ngawudumela umthondo kaJack. Mkhulu yini pho! Ngezwa kukitaza phakathi egolo. Kwaze kufukuza isibumbu. Ngasengithe ne kuye esifubeni, u-kiss wakhe wawungidida ikhanda umsunu ngawuzwa sengathi uyaqina uba luqhotho. Ngaphinda ngathi ukumphulula umthondo, kulokhu isandla ngasibhekisa phezulu uminwe ngangide ngiyigijimisa emasendeni. Wavele woma waba wuqhotho wena owabona intethe yomele othini.

Wakhumbula ukuthi wayegcine engiphulula isibumbu, iminwe yakhe emikhulu ngayizwa ingigijima isibumbu, yaze yadlulela emsunwini ngaquma ubala. Wangibamba wangisondeza, ngezwa kuxega amadolo. Iphenti ngangisaligqokile, naye ngimphulula amasende nje ngangibuye ngiphazanyiswe yile-under yakhe yeSpeedo eyayimthe ne emzimbeni sengathi wayezoyobhukuda. "Jack sthandwa let's get rid of underwears". Kwaba ububhudubhudu yena ejahe ukukhumula i-under mina ngikhumula ipanty. Phela sasithole ukhosombana phansi kwesihlahla esasigudle uthango. Sasingabonwa muntu, thina sasibabona bedansa laphaya ekukhanyeni. Ngalifaka ekhukhwini lebhantshi likaJack ipanty. IJack yena wavele wehlisa both ibhulukwe ne under kwayongqinda emaqakaleni.

Saqhubeka lasasigcine khona. Ngawubamba ngathi ukuwupetula umthondokazi ka-Jack. Akulinqumile ijwabu okungunkunzana ngiyabona kwesaba i-tarraclamp. Ngamoyizela kancane uma ngifikelwa yilowo mcabango. Kuhle ngoba kwakuyisebumnyameni engangiboni ngimhleka u-Jack. UJack wayebheke ngasothangweni, mina ngibheke ngalakugcwele khona abantu, ngangibabuka nje behla benyuka, mina ngiphululwa laphaya. Ngangigqoke isiketi isinamapliti amaningi, iphenduka. So ngikhululekile umlenze ungaphakama ungidlule ikhanda uma kwakunesidingo. Wavele waguqa u-Jack, ithanga lami lakwa right waliphonsa phezu kwehlombe lakhe lakwa-left wangibamba izinqe wazisondeza. Ngezwa kushisa umsunu kanti wayesengingene ngolimu. Wangikhothisa okwenja ikhotha isilonda. Lwalungikitaza kwamnandi ulimi lwakhe emomozi. Elugudlisa izindebe zegolo abese ethi ukudlalisa umsunu ngetip yolimi. Kwakuvele kuthi angihlanye lapho. "Kahle Jack babah, uzongichamisa ngingakakubhebhisi." Pho uyakuthanda yini ukubhebha uJack. Angiligwinyanga.

Wasukuma wangqasha, ngathi ngisethuswe unyazi asukuma ngalo. Wangibamba wangisondeza izinqe wena owabona abantu bedansa itshatsha. Wawushisa umthondo. Ngethuka ngathi ngiyahlehla kwasho ukuthi izandla zakhe zombili zazingibambe ngqi ezinqeni. Wancika ngesihlahla, waqhiya, imthondo ngawuzwa ugcwala isibeletho. Ngaxegelwa yidololo lalomlenze wakwaleft angangibhalanse ngawo. Kwangathi ushona phansi kancane uJack wangikhuphula ngawo umthondo ngaze ngacokama. Wangifaka isandla sakwaright ngaphansi kwethanga lakwaleft, izinyawo zantanta emoyeni igolo lahlala oba ekwempahla yembuzi. Wawubhuxeka umthondo. Ngambambha ngamnkonkoshela lafika igagasi lokuqala. Ngafenda ngaze ngasuza. Akubona ubumnandi lobuya. Ngamfenda uJack uyezwa... Ngake ngamuzwa ikhalisa okwempongo yembuzi, wahhomzela ubala ngangamuzwa ukuthi wayethini. Wangisondeza nami ngahlekeza kakhulu ngathi ne kuyena. Yaquma okokugcina indoda yaqina yaba uqhotho, ngezwa kuthi tshu tshu tshu isidoda esishisayo, phakathi egolo. Ngambamba ngamqinisa, ngangizwa ubumnandi obedlulele. Ngathi ngimuzwa wayethi dedelele.

Ngehla kuye ngadonsa itissue paper esikhwameni sami, ngazesula. Ngahlephulela u-Jack enye. Ngase ngizikekelisa ubala, ngangena esixukwini esasidansa. Iphenti indaba yalo ngayikhumbula sengisekhaya.

Wadla Sebentini - EO

Ngangingezwa lutho ngibuya eMbali. Kwakuduma u-Lerato ekhanda. Wawungafunga ukuthi lo-kiss angishaya ngawo ovuthayo kwakungumuthi wentando. OGezephi, Bavelile noThembani, izintombi zami zasemakhaya kwasekuzibhedele ekugcineni. Akekho noyedwa kubona owayefika ku-Lerato ngobuhle. Wayemuhle yini pho u-Lerato, wawungathi akalubhadi kwanextdoor webathroom. Ngangimuzwa emizweni yami ukuthi noma ngabe kuthiwani, she was the one. Ngalujabulela njalo usuku lomgido wezintombi zaseMbali. Ngangithi ngingamcabanga nje uRato, kuqhilike izihlathi, ngibe usimoyimoyi isinkwa sibona ibhotela. Akumangazi ukuthi impelasonto esasithembisene yena kwaba ongathi yayithathe unyaka wonke. Kodwa yaze yagcina ifikikile. Ifika-nje, ngase ngingene shi ezikweletini, ngikhithiza izingubo engangovela ngazo ku-Rato wami. Yize sasithembisene u-10 laphaya kwa-Pick 'n Pay kuLong Market, mina ngasuka ngo 6h00 kwaMadlala.

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