Hummer-Devil -EO

Inzima impilo slovaz !!! Ngiyakushayela bra wami. Uthi la uthi izinto ziwubuthebele, ikujikele impilo. Ngiyaqala ngqa slovaz ukuzwana ne-tracker! Ungiphethe nge-remote control uKhethiwe. Lemali yezipoki iyamhlanyisa. Akasafuni ngibhebhe muntu ngaphandle kwakhe. Ngiyasola ukuthi usake wangizama ngobhebha mina ngedwa, kwasho ukuthi ngiyizinyane loMzulu bra wami, ngiyagabha. Loko ngikushiso ukuthi kukhona lomama ake athi asiye kuyena siyolanda ikhubalo lenhlanhla. Ngashaya amakhala ntwana uma kuthiwa lomuthi uyaphuzwa nje kuphela ugijime negazi. Yavele yawusola inkukhu umgqakazo, ngadla ishut-up. Ngangiwuphuza phambi kwabo umuthi, ngothi ngingafika ekhaya ngishaye imboziso nenye ishandisi engayigaywa yikhehla lami lase-17 yokubulala amadliso.

Loku okunguKhethi kwakuthi kuyangiphaphela lasasihlangana khona ngikunyomfe. Ngiyabona kwakusuke kuhlola "into" yako. Kade safika la kwamhlaba ntwana asinakudlala bonke obaqwe seTheku laba. Asikho lapho kodwa ntwana, lasikhona yila... Emva kwaloluyasuku lwaseHotela, uKhethiwe kwasekungathi uyahlanya ekhanda. Ngasengivuswa wuye nge-call, every hour kungena icall yakhe. Kwaqala kumnandi slovaz athi uma efonile ngikhulume ngize ngikhukhumale. Muhle futhi ulithwele isaka. Angisakuphathi-ke okwesibumbu, unendindibala, igquma nje into emise okwe-Mount Kilimanjaro. Kade ngangibabhebha ntwana ongane, akekho ofika kuKhethiwe, ngisho umkaMadlanduna akaliboni elidlalayo. Ngakhumbula u-miss Nguse ntwana, i-lady, into engadle ngakukhuluma, edle ngokudeka igolo ngilidle ngize ngilibuke. Ngiyaphi lapho manje?

Ngaphandle kokungihlupha ngokuba umantshingelana wami, UKhethiwe ngiyamgaya iju, uyakwazi kufenda. Wangigilela izimanga mhla ngimvakashele kwakhe eWestville. Iyabusa leyangane bra wami. ihlala yodwa esithabathabeni somuzi, esigadwe ngamasecurity. Uwakhacani lapho! Ungathi ukhomuza izinja zakhe. Ngake ngaphatheka kabi ntwana ngimuzwa ethethisa enye irazo egada kwakhe. Ngagcina ngimbuzile ukuthi kungani ebaphatha kanje, wathi akafuni bamjwayele kabi ngoba uhlala yedwa. akahleki akathi nsi, nami usangidlela bra wami ukuthi angovele ngidle isibaca khona bezongiveva, bangene ku June/July uma ngiqhamuka. Uyazi-ke nawe ukuthi ngibacaka kanjani. Ntwana, wangi landa e-town.

Uyayithanda-le ndlamu ethi : "Boso kemang?" Waqhamuka seyidlalela phezulu, wangitapa, washaya kancane, ngibona nje ukuthi wayesedlisa ungwana, ntwana. Lwashosholozo uhntshu lwengadlangadla, lwathi uma luphuma laphaya e-Tollgate, ngezwa kuthi angindize yinjabulo. Phela ngangikade ngigcine ukumbhebhela ehotela, ngaze ngazunywa ubuthongo. Sathi Pava, sathatha u-right, saqondo ngqo eWestville. Kwakungathi singena e-palace ntwana, kwaphithizela amasecurity siqhamuka, kwantaza amabhansthi emadodeni, kwakungathi ngibuka isekisi(circus NOT sex)  Yanyelela yangena ngaphakathi konezinde izindonga lezi umuzi, istop nonsense soqobo. Ngake ngamuzwa ewakhomuza emasecurity, ngawabona eqoqana wonke ngeminute, all 4 o them ntwana. "Shi yela! Skufike mina manje izophela yonke lenonsense yenu, anginikhokheli ukuthi nilalea la!" Phumani! Niypatrola ngaphandle around the walls, take your corner spots, nikhumbule ukuthi ngiyanibona on cameras.", wathi angaqeda nje uKhethiwe, Athi lacu wonke wonke amasecurity, lavaleka isango emva kwawo, Wangishaya ngesmile esincane : "Babah, the whole yard is ours baby, you'll be my king tonight", ehla kamnandi lawo, noma ngangisathuswe yindlela aphatha ngayo ogadi bakhe.

Kwakufudumele ntwana, sangena endlini. "Baby, ngisayogqoka something comfy". Wangishiya ngimile elounge, ngangisaba ngisho ukuhlala, the lounge suit looked damn expensive ntwana, kwakungathi ngiyaphupha. "Hey, baby wathalazisa okwesimaku silahlekelwe ngumesisi nje, yini ngawe?", wangethusa uKhethiwe ngisalibele ukubakaza. "come on baby get loose, ngena turn left, second door kwa-right, uzothola your clothes there baby. Get into something comfy, angidelanga ehotela, wangirobha." Kwaduma ikhanda ntwana, umthondo wavuka same time, kwazise ngangiphonselwa inselelo ngesibumbu. "Akazi namina uKhethiwe", ngangunduza ngedwa ngiqonde lapho ngangiyalelwe khona. "Wow!!!", ayichazeki into engayifica laphaya. Kwakunebuilt-in unit igcwele phama izinto zokugqoka eziwusize wami. Ngake ngabamba ngayeka wena owabona ingane ingena esitolo samathoyizi. Ngagcina ngikhethile ngagaxa amasandali athambile esikhumba. "Wow, darling you look spiffy!", kwasho Ukhethiwe. Kaduma upotiyana slovaz, ngingazi na spifi lowo mina, ngamane ngahleka inhlinini. Ngagcina ngizijubile ngathi "thanx my love". Kodwa iqiniso elimsulwa ngangingazi noma inhlamba yini.

Kukhona utshani obuhle obuluhlaza ngaphansi kwezihlahla ezigundwe kahle. Sahlala kubo. Yaqala kancane lento ntwana kusamdladlwana. Sibhucabhucana umzimba. Yavuka yama mpo induku slovaz. Manje ngangesaba ukuzibika, naku ngangibone namasecurity, ngingazi ukuthi azobuya nini ngaphandle. Washeshe wabona uKhethi ukuthi angikhululekile. "Thando, khulule, sthandwa sami, it's just the two of us, I'm all yours. The gate is locked." Yangena inkomo ensimini! Ngakhululeka ngagcwala ubhavu. Sagonana noKhethiwe, ikhanda ngiloku ngiligingqagingqa emathangeni, ngikhotha amanipples tltlt, nalelo slovaz igama ngalifunda that day. UKhethiwe ede engiphulula amathanga ngoright. Gxavu umthondo phansi kwesikhindi. "Hhhawe! kanti unjani wena Thando, sewuqhanyelwe njalo?" Ngezwa ngifikelwa amahlonyana ngaziqinisa : "Kunani Khethi my honey bunch? Angizenzi, you are too sexy for my dick". Ngambona emoyizela kancane, kanti usecabanga ukuganga. wathi ukungisusa kancane phezu kwakhe hlwi iskhinjana ayesigqokile nepenti wakulahla laphaya kude. "Awenze nawe ngibo my love" Wangibuka emehlweni. Slovaz, wavuka more umthondo, kwavuza athe, wajama umqondo wema ngqi. "please babah, take it all off", washo ezikhumulela yena..."yehheni bantu, kanti awusho nje Thando sewuzichamele!!" Wangokha ngensini bra wami. Phela icena lase ligcwele ikhingqi.

Slovaz, nakhu kunesimwana esiphuthumayo, ngobuye ngikutshele kahle ukuthi kwenzekani next..sory ntwana till next time.

Isibonda somthondo2 - EO

I keep my promises. As promised, I had to tell you what happened the very first night I visited Skhumbuzo for a sleep over.

It was a festive season, spirits were high and most people were in the festive mood. I guess I got caught in the euphoria too and I was in the spirit of "giving" :-). I urged to give sex that my new lover would never forget as long as he lived. A week after that night at Nandos was the best time of my life. Skhumbuzo spoiled me rotten, with flowers, gift, tender care and I received all his attention and I was reciprocating his love. We were like doves. I was then fully engrossed in his love and was enjoying it. He was very sweet and caring, very understanding and truly melted my heart. It felt so good to be loved. There was only one question that was at the back of my mind. Was he as good at sex as he was romantically. Also I was very worried cos he would never let me fondle his hehehe you know what. When it came to his torso, that was a NO go area. I even started to think that maybe he had dick a size of "cigarette" instead of a cigar.

The day that he hinted to me that he would like me to have a sleep over was a Friday. For the very first time in our short relationship, he suggested that we would use only his car. I got a hint. I insisted on using my car. I guess he wanted to use some excuse to drag me to his flat. None the less, I went to the date fully prepared for a sleep over. Not that I'm easy, I really urged for a good shag. It had been a very long since I had spread my thighs open for a man. I missed the warmth of wrapping my smooth legs around a mans torso. I don't even want to mention how I longed for that feeling of a hot dick within my vagina.

PMburg is a small town and we did not want colleagues, friends or relatives to disturb us. We chose to go to the Golden Horse Casino. It was a damn good idea! I got a chance to try a lot of dishes there. I loved the crock steak it was delicious. I guess Skhumbuzo wanted to pounce on me whilst my guards were down, coz as we were enjoying he smoothly introduced the idea for me to sleep over. He kind of like smoothly mentioned the sleep over within the conversation and eventually we were in mutual agreement of his suggestion. Not that I cared, but that day for the first time, I realized how gently persuasive he can be. The wine was also playing its huge part in invigorating the mood. We were not sloshed, but those two glasses with dinner gave a head some spin. Damn! My advice to young women : "Don't drink wine if you don't want to get laid, period!".

After dinner we drove straight to Skhumbuzo's flat, luckily he had two garages and my car would be safe for the night. So I thought, but it was not to be. We rushed into the room and we were all over each other. I was paying more attention on feeling his penis, but he did a good job of hiding  that. At one stage I tried to handle it but he was swift in gently sidetracking my naughty hand. We kissed and cuddled. Eventually the climax of the day came. At last I had to have a peep at what my man had in store for me. I just could not hold myself any longer. I wanted to see his dick. I suggested that he takes the bath first, clever move! Wine was playing its part on both of us. I helped him to take his shirt off, then---eventually the trouser had to go off too and the underpants.

Awu! yoh! Wadonsa ugoqolo lomthondo, isibonda nje, into engangingakaze ngiyibone seloku ngazalwa! Ngethuka ngoma ngezwa nginesifuthufuthu nesiyezi, newayinyana lelo engangiliphuizile ladamuka ngashaywa wuvalo! 

The biggest and the longest dick I had ever seen entangled from under his legs. I took one glance and knew there and then that there was NO way I'd sleep over. I hid my shock well because he never suspected any thing. I accompanied him to the shower.  As he started to smear a soap all over his muscular body, I told him that I forgot my phone in the car. He showed me where the garage keys were.

He started singing a very upbeat melodic tune as he took the shower. I closed the bathroom door behind as I collected all my stuff. I Got into the garage, got into my car, reversed out, threw the key on the garage floor and closed the door. I could still hear him chirping in the bathroom as I drove off. I was so surprised and scared. My hands were sweating as I drove off , when I arrived home, It took a shower, boiled water and made myself a strong black coffee to calm down my nerves. After calming down, I phoned him and told him that I left the garage keys on the floor where my car was parked. He mumbled a few words, but I never understood what he was trying to say. I slammed the phone down and went to bed.

I really urged for a shag but lost appetite when I saw Skhumbuzo's dick for the first time. I got a real shock of my life!


Isibonda somthondo 3

Isibonda somthondo - EO

Ngiyintokazi yomZulu. Ngiyazigqaja ngolimu lwami. Kodwa le indaba, ngizoyikhininda ngesiNgisi sami sale emakhaya, kwanjayiphume. Uma kukhona lapho ungezwisisi kahle, uxole nkosi yami nami ngizama ukungena ezintweni.

I hope that most women young as I am who have been fucked before know how painful it is to dump a man who knows how to fuck only to find that most men that you come across don't know where the vagina is found in a woman. It may sound weird, this is not a lie. I overheard two young guys in their late 20's arguing about a g-spot and it was hilarious. One guy thought G-spot means "Girls' tit" I nearly burst out laughing.

It was a dry season in my life, it had been 6 months since I last had a shag. The urge to be fucked was getting the best of me. It is not a joke, but I wished to even smell the penis, let alone fondle the testicles..I love fondling testicles and a horny cock. My body simply oozes with juices. My mouth waters and my Zulu vagina becomes moist and ticklish. Ngivele ngibe nempene, ngiwufune la umthondo. I became lucky about 3 years ago. One very hot guy named Skhumbuzo took a special notice of me at work. He was the quiet type and I never thought we heard anything in common, well off course except for the fact that he had a cock and testicles, tools that adore on every man.

As I got to know Skhumbuzo better, I realized that he was not bad. He was even very good looking and as my friends started to comment about how lucky I was to find a catch like him, love slowly began to grow. I kept telling him and myself that we that were just friends. Deep down, I knew that I had started to fall in love with Skhumbuzo and I'd fight with any woman who dared enter my territory. As love grew, I started to imagine us having hot sex sessions. Sometimes my imaginary games would get me wet. One night I couldn't sleep for hours thinking about us. In the morning of that same night, I took a decision to tell him how I felt about us. I never saw him for the whole week since that very same week, he had to work more than 100km away from eThawini(PMB) where we both stayed. I could not drive to Port Shepstone just to tell him how I felt about him. It would be unladylike... and I a proud Zulu maiden would never do anything to degrade my status and my family. All I could do was waiting.

The following week there he was, smart and handsome as ever. It is true that distance makes the heart to grow fonder. When we met at the passage I couldn't hold myself, I think I gave him a clue that I'd fallen in love with him. I'm saying that because he asked me to go out with him that very evening. The temptation to have sex with him was too much. I hoped that the opportunity would never present itself. I couldn't work for that whole day. At one stage, I even started to breath heavily as I imagined fondling his balls! I know it sounds strange, but that is exactly what happened. The situation became worse after lunch. Skhumbuzo and I went to lunch together and finalized our plans for the dinner. Luckily it was one of those quiet days, since most staff had taken yearly leaves. It was just us a skeleton staff working just to keep the fires burning during the festive season.

Our dinner was nothing fancy, we went to Nandos, I really enjoyed myself. Skhumbuzo knows how to make the woman to feel special. I felt like a queen the whole evening. It was a pity that from there each one of us drove back home. If I heard a choice, that is the day that I would get shagged. What can a woman do, another missed opportunity. I started to wonder why Skhumbuzo never rushed to have sex with me like most guys in the past did. I gave it some thoughts but never let my mind dwell on it. I guess it is because I consoled myself by thinking that it had to do with his shy personality.

We met at work the following day and that's when I told Skhumbuzo that I had fallen in love with him. I guess I took him by surprise, he confessed that he was afraid to raise the subject again, since I rejected his advances outright the first time he tried to propose. I could see that he was relieved. Did we have a good time on that week! Damn, I missed being spoiled like that for almost 9 months! It felt good to be loved. Skhumbuzo is a very caring man. He is very particular about how he treats me, he is very romantic too. When I'm with him I really feel like a queen. We have been together for 3 yrs now but he has not changed. We will be getting married in a year's time and I really feel happy to be loved by him. It has not been always been like this... We nearly had sex that very same week, had it not been for circumstances that were beyond my control. We still giggle no-stop when we remember that very 1st night...It was hilarious, it still is. When I start to be bitchy, Skhumbuzo reminds me that very first night and we laugh about it. It was something that I never dreamt that I would ever do. If Skhumbuzo did not love me this much, I don't think that our love would have survived a few days that followed that 1st night.

I'll tell you all about the funny 1st night the next time I get time to finish this story. For now, just hang in there.

Continued...

Da Hummer Gal -EO

Slovaz,

Yoh! Cishe ngakhohlwa uwena bra wami! Kuright-ke ntwana vele ngangishilo ukuthi second half ngokudlela 99 ukuthi  UKhethiwe wangidekela kanjani igolo. Ntwana loya mntwana ungathi udla umasteroids, ufenda one way, wacishe wangikhumula iqolo. Awuthi ngi yiqale right from the top indaba ngingakuchathi umile ntwana. Phela ngagcina ngikudlele ukuthi sayihlaba kanjani ikari ka Khethiwe. Ntwana ngathi ngingafasa ibhande, yanyelela kancane ntwana. NeSipingo ngasibona sisihle ngokunye, ngisibuka ngale kwewindi le-Hummer. “Bhoso kemang...” Kwakukhala ubuzucuzucu slovaz siphuma eSipingo siqonde ngase town. Sathi uma singena nje kuthelawayeka, laphaya ngase airport endala, kwasuka amaphepha. Ngazibonela ntwana ukuthi uKhethi wayewufuna la umthondo.

“Baby, usuhamba ngo-160, hlisa ungajahi vele ngizokubhebha like good old times, musa ukutatazela uzosibulalisa ngemoto!”, ngakhuza ntwana sengibona sishwibeka. Kodwa nami ngangijahile, angithi uKhethi wayeshaye esiphephezela yo futhi asifishane isketi lesi. Futhi ungathi wayebuye angigovozele ngamabomu, ngoba ithanga lase lihleli lonke obala. Sengiconsa amathe, kuhle kwabhova ubona isiteki senyama. “Yini ungibukani Thando, uyangiqabuka yini?”, wabuza ngelisexy iphimbo leli. Ngaqhanyelwa mo, ngawuzwa uqina umthondo uma mpo sengathi ngangiphuze ubangalala ngomhluzi wenkukhu. Ngase ngizisola ukuthi ngangimkhuzeleni ngathi angajahi. Kwavele kwayikude ngokunye eThekwini. “Yini engathi sekujahe wena nje Thando, ungajahi, ngizokubhebhisa ukhathale, isikhathi esethu sonke. Kwakungathi uyawufunda umqondo wami. Into encono nje ukuthi kwakushayela yena, ukube kwakushayela mina, mhlambe sasingeke sifike kwakhona eThekwini ngingayenzanga ingozi.

Yashosholoza njalo yaze yayopaka ngakwelinye lamahotela aphambili agudle ulwandle. Sangena, savele saqonda emaliftini. Kudekude phezulu emarumini. Ngaxakeka nje ukuthi kanti uKhethi usahlala emahotela singazi nje? Wangichazela ukuthi ubenamameeting, nabantu bakhe bemali yezipoki. Lavuleka i-lift saphuma. Lwangithi heqe uvalo, akubona ubuhle bendawo phela lobuya. Ngeke ntwana, kumnandi ukuba nedollar bra wami. Sathi uma singena erumin, UKhethi wavele waqhumisa iBar-Fridge, sathi ngqangqa eziphuzweni, ngezwa kufudumala igazi, kwaphela namahlonyana anganginawo. Ngavele ngafuna ukudla umuntu.  Wavula umnyango uKhethi, wagaxa u"DO NOT Disturb" on the door. Ngavele ngabona ukuthi sasizobhebhana sasizokhiphana inkani.

“Thando, uyazi ngisayikhumbula indlela owawungibhucunga ngayo kamnandi emhlane. Asithathe ishower.” Kwakungathi ngiyaphupha, ngathi ukuzincinza kancane ngicabanga ukuthi mhlawumbe ngizophaphama ngilele. Ngakhumula kahle izimpahla engangizigqokile kazigoqa istulweni. Ngashaya ngesudi yesele intwana. Umthondo umile lapho mpo. Pho uyazazela-ke nawe ngiwuthwele umthondo, ngishaya ngomagqilazijongosi.

Ngambona ewuthi nhla kancane umthondo uKhethiwe wasondela : “Thando kodwa akuwona phela umthondo lo isiqalekiso. Mhla siqala ukubhebhana ngacishe ngabaleka ngakushiya”. Wamoyizela kancane wangishikilela waqonda ngasebathroom. Ngamshusha eduze, ngathi ukumgqula kancane ngomthondo wazethukisa ubala. Sasho phakathi eshoweni. Amanzi ayefudumele kamnandi. Ngambucunga emhlane, ngathi ngingaqeda waphenduka wabheka ngakimi, wangigcoba umzimba wonke ngensipho, kodwa emandla kakhulu ekungi phululeni umthondo. Ngibuye ngimuzwe ephefumulela phezulu, ngibone ukuthi use wubona ngamehlo engqondo umgoqoza. Sayishaya i-shower yaphela yonke insipho emizimbeni. Kwahlangana emehlo, ngambona engibuka ngamehlo azelayo, ngabona sengathi uxegelwa ngamadolo. Ngambamba ngamsondeza, ngathi ukumkhotha khotha ngase zindlelbeni, wakhonkobala wena owabona ingane ikitazwa.

Wanginkonkosheshela, wangigaxa umlenze okhalo ngawubamba ngawuqinisa.  Yanyelela umakwabo yomthondo, bhekake ngoba sasimanzi, khona lapho eshaweni. Ngamdudulela odongeni, ngawushisa umthondo. Ngezwa unyibilika ngaye ngayo ngqinda ngesibumbu. “Kahle Thando, hhayi manje, wothi kancane” Ngasigaxa ezinqeni isandla sokudla ngamsondeza, ngathi ukufola, ngamphakamisa ngawo umthondo ngawubusheka phakathi  wonke. “Yini kodwa ukuba yikloza Thando, asiphume siye embhedeni “ Ngaphinde ngamsondeza, ngamuzwa esefenda, wangibamba wangiqinisa. Wafenda uKhethiwe uyezwa! “ Awu babah, umnandi umthondo wakho, ngibhebhe Thando wami”
Ngawubusheka, nami ngasengizwa ukuthi nature is taking its cause, sekuwubutata. Ngawubhoncula. “Yini kodwa ukuphapha Thando, uwukhiphelani manje kusemnandi kangaka?” Wangishaya ngethawula emhlane ngesikhathi ngiphuma ebathroom, wangisukela. Ngafike ngasusa izingubo embedeni, ngalala ngabheka phezulu. Wazichoma Ukhethi kumaqondana.

“Mhhhh Thando.. kumnandi”.
“Nakumina kumnandi Khethi wami.”

Sabambana, wangifenda uKhethi, amathanga  akhe abovu anamamasela, wayeke awahlekeze asilethe sonke isibumbu ngiye nginqinde ngamasende emalebeni

“OOhhh Thando, this is out of this world. I’ve always l loved you, Bastard”
“Yeah baby me too, you’ve always been in my mind”

Ngazizwa sengiwahubhuza ngesiNgisi amanga, ngimkhumbula ephi khona, ngangizilibalele o-Lovey no Miss Nguse eLovu?

Waphinda wayikhipha yonke ingquza, ngamuzwa efenda kuqhuma ithambo leqolo, kanti useyachama. “Hold me tight Thando”.. Ngambamba ngamsondeza, ngamfenda ngamsheshisa, Ngezwa igolo lakhe livuleka livaleka, kwashisa wonke umzimba, kwakitaza the whole body ntwana kwaye kwayokitaza ubhozo. Ngabhongisa ukwenkunzi yenkomo ihlatshwa. “Yes..yes..yessss Khethi!! Yeah!!!” Ngachama.

 Ngalala ngathi ja. Ngaze ngavuswa wuye uKhethi ngo-kiss nejuice emnandi. Kumnandi ukuphila ntwana.

Second half Slovaz, ngisaphuthuma iDollar

Igwala lentokazi

Sengiyobabhebhela eMhlanga - EO

Slovas,

Ayadlala wena udlala imali! Mjitha sengimnandi. Izinto zami zombili sengizozibhebhela eMhlanga. Angikwazi nje ukubangisana nosikhotheni basemqashweni. Phela emva kokudla umiss Nguse edladleni lakhe eLovu, ngehlelwa yinhlanhla eyisimanga. Uyamkhumbula uKhethi? Slovaz nangu lo owathi efika la eLondon ethithiza ngamvusa ngomthondo, wafoma wangishiya nginkemile. Ngahlangana naye eSiphingo, esehamba nge-4pound mjitha. Ubani nje owayengacabanga ukuthi leyangane ingake ithenge imoto? Angisabali-ke okokugibela i-Hummer yonke. Kwangibona kuqala okunguKhethi slovaz, ngakuzwa sekusho phezulu engadlangadleni kuthi: "Hi horny honey". Phela kwakungibiza kanjalo angithi ngangikubhebha kuze kufune ukukhala. Hhayibo yisifo lesiya uKhethi umthondo wayewuthandisa okwemali. Ngiyazisholo nje mjitha, imali wayefa ngayo, wayengeke angishiye phela ukube umthondo wayewuthanda ukudlula imali. Kwafika loyaBhuti wethenda yemigwaqo, wamuka naye.

Mina bengingasamboni Slovaz, usemuhle ngokunye manje. "Jikela ngale Thando ungene sixoxe" Washo kanjalo mfana ngabona sengathi amasango ezulu ayavuleka. Mina neHummer, umthondo nesistela mjitha. Kwaba wubutata ngijikela esicabheni sepassenger, wangivulela ngangena. "Iyoze ife idla utshani, namanje usalubhada ngoCetshwayo Thando, kanti wawufundelani?", wangibuza ngokuqhosha. Ngezwa kuthi xhifi, kwathi angiphume emotshwaneni yakhe. Nakuba angiphumanga, ngasuke ngakhangwa amathanga slovaz. Umthondo wavuka same time, ngavele ngakhamisa nka, ngezwa amathe egcwala umlomo sengathi ngigatshiselwa ngoju lwezinyosi. "Usathanda ingquza namanenje Thando? Wena ngeke ushintshe, izokubulala 3 tin." Ngathi ukwethuka : "Uthi angenzenjani horny bunch uma ngibona kucwebezela langangidlala khona, Uthi usangangibhebhisa nje sewaba wu-top shayela kanje?" Ngambona emoyizela kancane lapho ntwana. Wangibheka ngqo ezinhlamvini zamehlo. "I miss you horny honey, akekho phela umuntu ongangibhebhisa okwakho, yima esazozalwa", wakhuphula amawindi esilwane athi tzzzzz athi thaqa phezulu. Wangibamba wangisondeza wangishaya ngesivuthayo isqanda lova, kwaxega amadolo, kwasiza kona ukuthi ngangihleli emotweni. Wangidedela, waphinde wehlisa amawindi emoto tzzzzzz. Idimile i-Hummer yakhe ntwana, angikholwa ukuthi abadlula ngendlela basibona.

"Asihambe siye kwami uma ungajahe ndawo", washo wangithi laphalazi ngamehlo a-sexy ini! Ngashiso okukaVusi Ximba wodumo, may his soul rest in peace, "ekhaya-ke mntanami." Wamoyizela kancane uKhethi, ngoba yayivele iduma imoto, wafaka eliyaphambili, sanyelela isilwane sikamhlola. Wathi ngcingci amabhathini ambalwa, kwaduma ungoma. "Fasa ibhade sikhotheni singaboshwa", eshi uKhethi wayesenguye nje, zonke izinto ayevame ukungigcona ngazo wayesazikhumbula. "Thando, kwakusiza ukuzwana nami, impilo yakho izoshintsha for ever kusuka namhlanje" Slovaz, ngangicabanga ukuthi uyachoma ngoba esencono. Lutho Slovaz, wayekhuluma iqiniso lodwa. Nawe uyazibonela nje ukuthi sengishintshile. Baphela abantawana yimina. Awufuni ngikugaxe okhahlambeni Slovaz sidle iDollar nawe? Uma uqeda ukufunda lemessage, ungiphendule Slovaz. Mina vele sengimnandi, sengize ngathenga ngisho islahla sikaBMW. Kukhala abantwana laphaya ko-UKZN uma ngidlula ntwana. Ngisezintweni manje Slovaz, uKhethi ungifake ntshi, phakathi kuye nasezintweni. Uyangincanywa loyamntwana ntwana, ungikhumbuza izinto zami ezimbili zase Lovu. Kodwa engathi uLovey sekuzombedela. Angikwazi ukudlana nabafazi babantu sengimnandi. Ngathi sengiyabona amaHeadlines eLangeni "Kubhadanywe isiqumama saseMhlanga nomfazi womuntu". Ngiyamjinda ntwana. Sekosinda yena u-miss Nguse.

Eish, ntwana naku umsebenzi ungixina kabana, phela ngikhanda i-dollar manje, angisenaso isikhathi sokudlala. Uma nawe ntwana ufuna ukuba mnandi ngena la, ungayithathi njengehlaya lento ntwana ngi-serious. Nansi imali yezipoki idunusile. Zwakala khona-ke ntwana : SIDLA IMALI YEZIPOKI uma ucabanga uthi ngiyadla yindaba yakho leyo. Wosala uncela izithupha

Next time ntwana ngokuxoxela ukuthi sabhebhana kanjani noKhethi that very first day engigibelise ku-Hummer. Manje ngisaba nokuthi uzosuke uqhanyelwe ukhohlwe ukumba imali yezipoki. Kanti ngifuna ubemnandi nawe ntwana. ungakhohlwa, angidlali sidla idollar la ntwana, khohlwa indaba yokuloku uphulula amasende. Nansi IMALI YEZIPOKI

Till next time ntwana. Kunganjani sihlangane kwa-Max, siyophuza laphaya phezulu ntwana, angithi nathi sesiyizicukuthwane?....

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