Hayi bafwethu ngeke, uthi kodwa kusahamba kahle uma kunje or must I say angboni ikhona into ezolunga in future uma kunje, or must I ask: basekhona oMama bakusasa?
Hey bafethwu, azibhejwa kanje izintombi zabantu la emnyango kuyabukiswa and it’s not even funny anymore.
Don’t get me wrong gents I am not here to clean the world, I go with the flow and you can categorise me kubantu abagangile, but recently I have been just hit by a thought yokuthi if abantu belahla kangaka…what about owakho?...or are you that type of guy who consoles himself ukuthi "it will never happen to me" or do you say "mina owami ngiyamthemba" or "owami ngamthola eyi virgin" akana exboyfriend, come on guys wake up and smell the coffee.
Mina ngididekile manje, even married women balahla like hell, they don’t even care anymore and believe me I’m talking from experience..baphelile abafazi babantu ema office especially kwa hulumeni, umfazi ufika esesula umlomo ntambama kuwena..what about owakho? (Scary)…I’m sure uyazibuza ukuthi what triggered me to write such, it’s because every weekend I see amantombazane azimisele ngokubhejwa and kuphele kanjalo..mind you..we refer to them as izigebengu, amakati,etc,…and kwamanye amajita ango Madam!!!
You find out ukuthi ulova uzolanda I cherry yakhe ntambama espani, wena kade u busy uyibhuxeka e-office, uyishayisa I doggy style or in some case uhambisa I sgebengu sakho early in the morning and usuzwa ngabantu ukuthi lomuntu uyalotsholwa…how cruel. Asikho isegebengu engake ngasibhebha esingenayo indoda e-straight, and labantu once bezwa ukuthi ushadile bavele baqhanyelwe more. Kodwa akekho o safe, married or not liyaqhuma isende, if I can count abantu esengibashayile since I got married…it’s not even funny.
Abantu abashadile once baba nezinkingana ezincane they revert back to their ex-boyfriends and tell them ngezinkinga zomshado bagcine bebhebhekile…what about owakho? Have you ever thought ukuthi njengoba ukwazi ukudla I ex yakho, owakho akadliwa yini I ex yakhe, if ungakucabangi lokho qala uvule amehlo. Ave kulula ukudla umuntu oseke wamudla before..ubala..uhlangana nomuntu owamgcina eTech kudala akunike I number, the rest is history. I feel sorry for umjita osothandweni nomuntu onengane nomunye ulova…ngoba uma wengane uyohlezi ebhejwa ubaba wengane noma bangaxabana kanjani..there will be always a soft spot.
Believe me, 80% of ladies reading this article are feeling guilty!!!! But what the heck…into engekho right imnandi. The time you are pointing a finger saying ngake ngamudla umuntu waleya bhari emine ibheke ngakuwena. One thing I have noticed recently, labosisi abanemali bama tender baphelile yi pipi, so if your girlfriend or wife is extremely successful kuma tender, bru believe me 99.5% bayamhlephula koMaspala (kodwa ke nawe uya benefiter) and or umngani wakho othize o powerfull uyamgingqa…..what about owakho?
Uke uthi uhleli nomuntu e roomin uqeda kumenza njalo kukhale icingo lakhe and she will request you to keep quite bese etshela I out yakhe ukuthi "ungabe useza ngisembhedeni already sengilele" kanti uyamxhopha....do you think wena akukaze kukwenzeke lokho kuwena (you must be a perfect somebody). Sometimes uthi ungena nje emcimbini sekukhona ofuna ukuthi uma sekuhanjwa ucela umu packager…(what the hell) intombi yomuntu njalo leyo!!! Hayi bafethu mina angisazi.
Angisaphathike kwilegenge ye long distance relationship, ababhejwa kanje abantu babantu emaflethini nasemiqashweni..uma wena ukwazi ukudla umuntu ohlala yedwa ngoba indoda yakhe ikude naye..owakho bayamyeka yini la eqashe khona ehlala yedwa, kanti yena akaqhanyelwa yini? Ngike ngasebenza makujana nami I know ukuthi izintombi nabafazi babantu benzani when away from their loved ones, bavele babe homesick, kuqhume isende.
Maybe umuntu usebhebhe kakhulu abantu babantu unintentionally and now someone has grown and you need to think outside the box and think this happening towards you. I once fucked a married woman and instead of me being excited I was so devastated by the whole ordeal. It’s time to ask yourself…what about owakho?
I am touched but not guilty... i wish my friends could read this!
ReplyDeleteTHis is absolute true, i am a female and u still get shagged by ex, d sex is good...and i always turn to him when my partner and i are having problems! as much as my ex and i shag,i know him and his ex shag aswel. im not proud but i somehow wish i could put a stop to it!
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