mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the
whole family, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with
a big gift certificate envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine imported cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing
lures.
At each of the houses along his route, he was met with congratulations,
farewells, cards, and gifts of all types and values.
At the final house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful young
blonde in a revealing negligee.
She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she
closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom -- where they
had a most passionate liaison
afterwards, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant breakfast:
eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange
juice.
When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the
cup's bottom edge.
“..All this was just too wonderful for words”, he said,”.......but what's
the dollar for?”
“Well”, she said, “last night, I told my husband that today would be your
last day ...and that we should do
Something special for you I asked him what to give you?”
He said, "....F#%K him ........give him a dollar."
She then blushed and added, “.....But the breakfast was my idea!”
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