Friend: Why, so?
Mthuthuzeli: I saw the label on her panties, "Tested OK by Biharilal Group."
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2. Mthuthuzeli: Pal, my wife is very much scared of water.
Friend: How can you say that.
Mthuthuzeli: When I go home at noon, I always see her taking bath with the
security guard.
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3. Health Test:
For drawing blood for test the Nurse rubbed, pressed and played with Mthuthuzeli's finger.
Mthuthuzeli started laughing.
Nurse: Why are you laughing?
Mthuthuzeli: My next test is for Urine.
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4. Happy and Sorrow:
Husband & wife was having dinner together.
Wife: Darling, tell me something that would make me both happy & sad.
Husband: Your nipples are better than your sister's!
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5. Force of Habit
Mthuthuzeli told wife on honeymoon night, here keep this $200.00 as I never
did this free to a woman, just the force of habit.
Wife returned $100.00 to Mthuthuzeli and said, I never overcharged my
customers just the force of habit.
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6. Burning Evidence:
Judge: Can you please tell me the exact place where this man raped your
wife?
Mthuthuzeli quickly lifted Lali's Skirt, who was not wearing underwear & said,
"At this spot my lord at this spot."
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