Mhla ngifunda ukubhebha - EO


Hola Slovaz,

Phela mpintshi, eThekwini ngihlangane no miss Nguse, uyamkhumbula loya owangifundisa u-kiss nokubhebha? Phela angikuxoxelanga ukuthi size sibhebhane nje kwakwenzeke kanjani. Nokuthi sabhebhana kanjani. Ngamkhwela u-miss Nguse ngingaqondile, kodwa vele uyena owayefuna. Sithe uma sihlangana nje eThekwini wavele wamoyizela into engapheli, ngabona ukuthi usakhumbula engifundisa ukufenda. Uze wanginika i-cell number yakhe wangibuza ukuthi ngomvakashela nini emzini wakhe eLovu?

Ngangingazi mina ukuthi umiss wethu kanti wayegange kanje. Angithi phela wayeqashe laphaya ngasezitolo kwa-L. Laphaya kuleyamizi engenzasi kwaseklinik. Uzozwa-ke bra wami, kwakuyisonto ntambama just before six, uyakhumbula mhla kumakhaza kakhulu? La wena ungezanga khona isonto lonke uphethe i-numoniya. Uma-olazi athu mpumpumpu izinkambi zetiye, do. Angibize athi angimphuthumele esitolo kungaze kuvalwe. Ngithi mpurampura ujazana wami ngingawutholi, ngivele ngidlubhe ijezi le-oledi leli elibovu evame ukuya ngalo e-kerk, bese ngirasha eshop ntwana.

Ngithi nje uma ngidlula ngakwa miss Nguse, angibone: “Thando!, awuyi ngasesitolo?” Ngivume. “Woza la babah khona uzongiphathela isinkwa nerama”. Ngigijime ngiye kuye, angene eroomini yakhe, abuye namali. Athi la enginika khona nje imali, kusuke umoya nami engingaze wavunguza nini, hhawu pheqe igown kuvele elinjani ithanga, into ebovu bra wami ongathi ipetshisi elivuthiwe, amehlo ami avele athi njo kulo kwaconsa amathe. Wama umqondo. “Heyi wena ukubuka into yabantu abadala, uzovaleka amehlo”, asho eshwashwa i-gown emboza. “Isinkwa nerama Thando mfana wami, please khehla likasisi.” Ngangisuka ngiphuthuma ezitolo. Ipipi lona kuyasho kuthi kukhona elike lakubona okungabonwa ngamehlo, futhi-ke phela yize ngangingakaze ngekhwele muntu @ 20yrs kodwa ngase ngingamzala umuntu. Laqhanyelwa lema mpo. Ngafika kahle kungakavalwa ezitolo, ngazithola zonke izimpahla engangizithunyiwe. Indaba seyenzeka kushintshi, uvele uhlagane okama-olaz nokamiss Nguse.

Ngidlule ngishiye isinkwa nerama kamissNguse, ngimtshele ukuthi ushintshi wakhe ngizowuletha uma sengihambise izimpahla ekhaya. Nebala ngiwuthole ushintshi kuma-olaz, bese ngiphuthuma emqashweni kamiss Nguse. Ngingqongqoze, avule, athathe ushintshi. Athi angithi ukuhlala asale esengithelela itiye nami ngoba vele uyedwa usuke walakha laliningi ethibothini. Alilethe itiye nesinkwa esinerama nopholoni, mhhh.. pho uyazike nawe nkunzi ngiyazithandela upholoni, ngivele ngikhumbule esikoleni. “WeThando, wenzani kulonyaka? Sewathi ungaphasa umatric wasikhohlwa fana?” engibuza umiss. “Ngenza i-Electrical Engineering khona la eMangosuthu, miss” ngimphendula ngokuzithoba. Asho ukuthi kwakubonakala ukuthi ngingalunga kwa-Engineering ngoba vele ngangi-good kwi-Physical Science ayesifundisa yona. Uyakhumbula-ke nawe bra ukuthi nganginibasa kwi-Maths ne Science.

Athathe okwakhe ukudla azohlala nami etafuleni, eish! lalilincane itafula lakhe Slovaz, Wathi nje ehlala, wangibrasha ngethanga, wavuka umthondo ntanga ngagwinya ubala. Kanti uyangibona. “Thando, yini engathi sewuke wabhebha osisi abadala nje eTech?” Ngavele ngangazi ukuthi ngithini, wama mpo umthondo. Kwaphunyuka inkomishi yetiye, lacishe lachitheka lonke, ngaliphuthuma. Wavele wahleka u-miss wangiphulula idolo ngedolo lakhe, wangibuka emehlweni ephayiphayiza, ngethuka sengimbuzile ukuthi uqhanyelwe yini? Akazange angiphendule wavele wangibamba izandla zombili wangidonsela embhedeni.

Uyakhumbula-ke bra wami ukuthi mina namantombazane kwakungabasemzini esgele. Ngangizazela ukufunda nje. Sathi sifika nje embedeni wayengithi manqa ngokiss, ngakhamisa wabona ukuthi kangazi nakuqabula lokho wangikhombisa, hhawu, yangena inkomo ensimini yombila wangithi nje kabili kathathu, ngabona escimeza ubala uma ngimshaya ngesinqanda boy ngavele ngabona ukuthi seziyakhipha. Uthe esuka wayethatha izandla zami ezifaka phansi kwe-gown. Wangibambisani pho ntwana, into nje, ibhola lesibumbu…Hhawu kanti akalifakile ipenty. Wakhumbula ukuthi akakhiyanga emnyango. Wasukuma wathi lacu, wakhiya. Waqonda ngqo kimi amehlo esevaleke njengaweShayina. Wake wangidonsa ngesinqanda mfana ngezwa kudidizela ikhanda koma amthe kwajama umqondo, ngisho wawungangibuza u 1+1 ngangingthuka sengithe u-11. Angazi ukuthi u-kiss noma ukuqhanyelwa yini loku akwakwenza kube sengathi ngiyaphupha lento yayingenzeki for real. Wangisondela mfana ngamfoma umjuluko, ijezi elibovu le-oledi ngalilahla laphaya kude. Lapho usehefuzela sengathi wayeqeda ukugijima u-100m.

Wangithatha wangibeka at the centre yombede wangikhumula ngasala nqunu nqu. Ngake ngambona mfana ewuthi klabe ngehlo umthondo wanqamukelana phakathi umphefumulo. Wakhumula bra wami, ngambuka kahle wavuka more umthondo. Sangena phakathi emashidi mfana. Mina ngangithi uzongibhebhisa same time. Hhayibo, awazi Miss Nguse wena...

Wavele wagibela phezu kwami, wangidunusela ngemomozi straight on the face. Ngathi ngisakhungathekile, ngezwa ngento eshisayo ingigijima ejwabini lipipi, ngezwa kukitaza wonke umzimba even places i didn't know existed. Ungikhotha ijwabu lepipi kancane nje isandla singiphulula amasende, isnye side singingiphulula umthondo. Angisaqondi ukuthi ubumnandi obukhulu yibuphi. Nansi imomozi ila phambi kwamehlo ami ngiyibona ivuleka ivaleka. Ngamuzwa elipetula kancane ikhingqi engikhotha kulo…hawu nkunzi nature just took its course, ngethuka ulimi selumgijima izinza lezi eziphezu kwabhontshisi. Ngamuzwa entswininizisa okwesimaku sikamesisi sishaywe yikati ngempama. Ngathi ukwehlela ngakhotha wona uqobo ubhontshisi, wavele walihlekeza lonke igolo lahlala obala njengempahla yembuzi.

Ngikholwa ukuthi wayesekhamisile nka, ngoba wayengasangikhothi umthondo, wayeseloku equma ubala, livuleka livuleka igolo, wena awabona ukhanyi ebusuku uthi gqm..cishi..gqamu... Ngathi ukumyeka kancane ukumkhotha sengumezwa esebanga umsindo, eish ngamsiza, waligijima ngolimi ikhingqi ngezwa kushisa wonke umzimba ngezwa kwakitaza yonke indawo ongathi ngigiinywa izintuthane kanti sekuya emajikeni ntwana, kwase kuthi angichame. Waqhubeka bra wami, ngavele ngezwa kukitaza amasende right inside at the centre lakuhlala khona isidoda. Ngangiqala ngqa ukuzwa leyanto, ngaziqinisa ngqi izinqe ngakweqa amehlo, kanti sengiyachama. Ngasithululisa okwasiboshwa siphuma kudilikajele. Kwaze kweThuka naye uqobo umiss Nguse. Kwathi la kuphela khona ngaba namahlonyana, phela ngangingcolise amhlophe qwa amashidi, uyamazike nawe ntwana ukuthi uyinono kanjani uNguse. Ngabuyela kubhontshisi ngawugijima ngolimi. Ngazibamba ngazisondeza izinqe zikamiss Nguse. Wavufuquza ubala umsunu wavuleka wavaleka. Ngathi ngimuzwa wayeqina ngqi ngezwa kuthi vo… into esasawotshana, waqumela phezulu, kanti wayesechama.

Ipipi lake lathi ukulala isikhashana. Wathatha amanzi abandayo, walisula, wazisula naye umiss Nguse. Ayisabhekani kahle emehlweni sasesikhophozelelana. Kwasiza kona ukuthi umiss Nguse abuyele ekukhotheni umthondo, wavuka boy! Sakhothana about 30 minutes, waphenduka. Wagibela ngaphezulu. Wangibamba izinqe wazisondeza. Lasho phakathi kumiss ipipi mfana, ngezwa kushisa kamnandi, ngalala ngathi ja, wangincinza izinqe ngeminca, wangisondeza. Waqala wafenda, ngake ngathi ukuthula ngingazi noma nami ngifende yini noma cha. Wanginciza kancane, ngaqala ngafenda. Lapho umthondo usuqine uwugongolo. Umiss wayefenda nge-rhythm  engathi kukhona ombidisayo, lapho mina ubutata. Wena owabona ikhehla liqonyiwe. Ngangithi lapho ngishesha kukhulu abone ukuthi sengifuna ukuchama, angithi tso ngozipho. Ngozwa igazi lithi dedelele. Eze kahle nje elifaka elikhipha, ngathi ngizwa wayelahlekelwa umgqigqo… Walihlekeza lonke igolo u-miss Nguse waquma kakhulu. Ngamsondela ngezwa kushisa into e-out of this world. Uyabona uma bethi umuntu omdala uyeshisana, kuthi angibakholwe, phela that was umlilo bra wami into engachazeki, engangiqala ngqa ukuyizwa, yayidlula ngisho le yoku thundela amashidi engangisanda kuyizwa.Ngazithuka sengikhalisa okwengane ngithi: “Ngibambe ungisondoze miss” wanginkonkoshela ngasithulula isidoda. Umzimba wakitaza wonke, including the tip of the smallest toe. Emva kwalokho wathi dedelele. Wangincinza izinqe kancane wamoyizela kancane Umiss Nguse. Ngathi sengilele ngithe ja ngathi engabe ngothini uma umiss Nguse engamitha…

Mpintshi eThekwini umoyizele exactly the same smile and usemuhle like 2yrs ago. Kufanele ngiyomvala eLovu, uthini mpintshi yami?  

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